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Parking Ticket Nazis

Had a moan the other day but just seen more of these parasitic wankers in my town today doing their best to fuck things up for local business and send them to the Trafford Centre.

 

Bullied throughout life they feed upon the people bringing money to a local economy.

 

For the full 6 minutes over the 4 hours I had £8 paid for, I hope his wife was getting slotted up her shitbox by a large Afro-Caribbean gentleman and enjoyed every second of it. At £10 per minute the cunt stuffed me for, I really do hope she was getting boned.

 

I further hope Father Christmas bring him a months worth of sciatica.

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    One tried to do me the other week big pavement two cars wide stuck it on pavement nipped in the Indian was in 2/3mins   He was weighting it out told the CUNT that would be the last ticket he would

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I'd ban you tbh. Never thought about it, due care and attention right there.

I'd ban you tbh. Never thought about it, due care and attention right there.

 

Well I'm glad you're not in charge then.  A £100 fine just for not wearing a seatbelt is fucking outrageous.  It's all about money making.  I've not worn a seatbelt, so take £100 from my family that'll teach me won't it?

Well I'm glad you're not in charge then.  A £100 fine just for not wearing a seatbelt is fucking outrageous.  It's all about money making.  I've not worn a seatbelt, so take £100 from my family that'll teach me won't it?

Hopefully it will teach you.

 

Of course they could send a copper round to your house one day to tell your missus you would have survived had you been wearing a seat belt.

Well I'm glad you're not in charge then. A £100 fine just for not wearing a seatbelt is fucking outrageous. It's all about money making. I've not worn a seatbelt, so take £100 from my family that'll teach me won't it?

Might make you think next time so you don't get taken from your family.

Big difference between parking nazis and getting done for driving carelessly . No excuse for not wearing a seatbelt

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There isn't but it's the individual who suffers if it goes tits up. Their own fault.

 

Ok, and whoever has to pick body parts up, but you get my drift.

 

Might as well fine folk for smoking and eating pies.

Make a fortune in Wiggin

When I used to drive a van in the town centre they'd often slap a parking ticket on it whilst in a loading bay. I had to be seen actively loading every twenty mins they'd tell me as they wandererd off. Not always possible when moving a safe from a 3rd floor, but they seemed to think it was. :)

 

Throw it out of the third floor window whilst the warden is underneath.

When I used to drive a van in the town centre they'd often slap a parking ticket on it whilst in a loading bay. I had to be seen actively loading every twenty mins they'd tell me as they wandererd off. Not always possible when moving a safe from a 3rd floor, but they seemed to think it was. :)

 

 

So there you are in the act of grand larceny and the full force of the law coming down on you is a parking ticket!!!???

 

This is exactly how Nazi Germany started.

There isn't but it's the individual who suffers if it goes tits up. Their own fault.

 

Ok, and whoever has to pick body parts up, but you get my drift.

 

Might as well fine folk for smoking and eating pies.

I do get it, but was more the fact of making him think about the choice between police fine and the police telling his mrs he's dead, plus I knew a lad who was killed by someone not wearing a seatbelt , if he had have been restrained in the seat he wouldn't have been a human cannon ball that cracked the other lads skull.

Think with the price of fags it's not far off being fined for smoking too!

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Dead right (pardon the pun!)

 

I can't see why anyone would want to drive without a seatbelt any more than you'd want to fly without an experienced pilot, but if you tell a kid not to put his hand in the fire and he does, you tell him (because it's bound to be a lad!!) "I told you it'd hurt!".

 

You don't take his pocket money off him too! :D

I do ! you want to see the sulks in my house !

 

seriously though, the fact he's posted it on here shows it works, he'll think twice next time due to the possibility of getting another, your way he'd have to smash his head through the windscreen before thinking twice!

each way works, but i'd prefer a fine to be honest!

Parking CUNTS should be treated same as nonces

 

Find out where they live

 

And wright on the door PARKING CUNT lives hear

It started off so well.

Parking CUNTS should be treated same as nonces

 

Find out where they live

 

And wright on the door PARKING CUNT lives hear

Bit harsh on smiffs given he was only six minutes over

I drove to Leeds last year with my mate.  I noticed she hadn't put her belt on and told her to belt up.  She refused and told me that she'd been in a car accident in Ibiza, and was left hanging upside down and had to be cut free.  She now has a phobia.  I can understand it, being trapped, but it could have saved her life in the first place.

I drove to Leeds last year with my mate. I noticed she hadn't put her belt on and told her to belt up. She refused and told me that she'd been in a car accident in Ibiza, and was left hanging upside down and had to be cut free. She now has a phobia. I can understand it, being trapped, but it could have saved her life in the first place.

Mickey D will have seen it in the gruesome flesh but seeing photos of the aftermath is enough to make me sure I've got my seatbelt on every time.

I drove to Leeds last year with my mate.  I noticed she hadn't put her belt on and told her to belt up.  She refused and told me that she'd been in a car accident in Ibiza, and was left hanging upside down and had to be cut free.  She now has a phobia.  I can understand it, being trapped, but it could have saved her life in the first place.

So the seat belt saved her life, the chances are without it she whould have been ejected from the car.

So the seat belt saved her life, the chances are without it she whould have been ejected from the car.

Not how she sees it. I'd rather carry a seat belt cutter in the car than not wear one.

Not how she sees it. I'd rather carry a seat belt cutter in the car than not wear one.

To be fair she would not get in a car with me, because without a seat belt not only is she a danger too herself but she aslo puts everyone who is in the car in danger in the event of a crash ( you are all nicely fasten in and then you have a large object thats not, that can do a shit load of damage) 

I wasn't happy about it and I'm sure I can be done for it if pulled

I wasn't happy about it and I'm sure I can be done for it if pulled

If they're an adult it's on them. If it's a child it's your fault

Should've told her to belt up and it was 'my way or the highway (Mrs Pink)...' in a gruff voice.

 

I hope her illogical ways means she never has to compare being hung upside down for a while with flying through a windscreen at 50mph or potentially visiting someone who's learning to walk and talk again after her head cannonballed into theirs.

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Taxi Driver vs Traffic Warden in Manchester: Bust up after she tries to ticket his crashed cab

 

The video, which has gone viral, shows a Manchester warden attempting to issue a ticket to a cabbie after he was in a crash – and Manchester council has backed the taxi driver

 

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/taxi-driver-traffic-warden-manchester-9135728?fb_ref=Default#ICID=sharebar_facebook

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC47b-62H9g

She's irritating

One of Bolton councils street lighting cherry pickers got a ticket whilst the guy was up it fixing a busted bulb.

So a broken taxi doesn't surprise me.

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