Guest spudwatter Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Was born 6-10-04, at 4.55pm. :D/ 8lb 5oz Mrs Spud is doing great together with the little fella. I'm fooked Felgate- you won the crate of ale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felgate Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Was born 6-10-04, at 4.55pm. :D/ 8lb 5oz Mrs Spud is doing great together with the little fella. I'm fooked Felgate- you won the crate of ale! I'd forgotten all about that!! Well done mate and all the best to the Mrs and the little un. I'll PM you soon about the booze :D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 lets have a quiz, how many hours kip have the spud family had in the last 7 days? (handy hint- its often helpfull to start at none, and work your way up.) congrats, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I'm fooked You will with all the work you did. Women don't realise how easy they have it. Congratulations. PS Leave the washing and ironing, she'll be home soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Congratualations Spud Has the doctor indicated when you will be able to resume a full sex life? Bet it's a nightmare having to make do with oral and anal til she heals properly. Well, I'm assuming that you dont want to be chucking your sausage up the mersey til she's fully healed Anyhow, tell the mrs that she's spent enough time in bed, the dishes are piling up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Congratulations mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Congratualations Spud Has the doctor indicated when you will be able to resume a full sex life? Bet it's a nightmare having to make do with oral and anal til she heals properly. Well, I'm assuming that you dont want to be chucking your sausage up the mersey til she's fully healed Anyhow, tell the mrs that she's spent enough time in bed, the dishes are piling up =D> =D> =D> # let me just confirm that anal is definately out when youve just had a baby. spud, sort yourself out for while, im sure you and your hand are well aquainted anyway............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Congrats Spud! Now you can get out a bit more while the wife babysits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 let me just confirm that anal is definately out when youve just had a baby. What, even if it's your wife who's had the baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted October 13, 2004 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2004 Missus C, how long before poo hole shenanigans can be resumed after giving birth then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Missus C, how long before poo hole shenanigans can be resumed after giving birth then? heres the acid test- just try it and see what the missus does. possible results 1/ punch in the head . 2/ kick in the bollocks 3/ 'ooh baby i love it when you try to rip my stitches,please, do carry on, dont mind my agonising pain darling' Docs say to avoid sex for minimum 6 weeks, simply to let things heal and to avoid any chance of infection, tearing of stiches etc. Sex can be resumed whenever the missus will let you anywhere near her, but even when you start again, it definately doesnt feel very nice for the missus for quite a while. Be nice to the missus after having a baby, DONT YOU DARE BE SELFISH AND SKIP THE FOREPLAY, IT WILL REALLY HURT HER LADY BITS. Missus C Championing the cause of post-birth women everywhere.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Be nice to the missus after having a baby, DONT YOU DARE BE SELFISH AND SKIP THE FOREPLAY, IT WILL REALLY HURT HER LADY BITS. Missus C Championing the cause of post-birth women everywhere.......... So I should still let her give me a baby oil massage and a blow job before I ram it up her. Well, given that I am a new man I shall take your advice, thanks Missus C Widnes joining the Championing cause of post-birth women everywhere......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Be nice to the missus after having a baby, DONT YOU DARE BE SELFISH AND SKIP THE FOREPLAY, IT WILL REALLY HURT HER LADY BITS. Missus C Championing the cause of post-birth women everywhere.......... So I should still let her give me a baby oil massage and a blow job before I ram it up her. Well, given that I am a new man I shall take your advice, thanks Missus C Widnes joing the Championing cause of post-birth women everywhere......... baby oil gets everywhere, use grapeseed oil/ wheatgerm oil/ peach kernel oil. they soak in your skin so they dont make you greasy, it doesnt stain the sheets like baby oil can, and if any of it gets in your mouth then if doesnt tastes as bad as baby oil. missus c professional massueuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 congrats! Tip-top!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 13, 2004 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2004 Congratulations!!! Good luck with your sleep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Congratulations!!! =D> Good luck with your sheep... Congratters from me too, joined the junior whites yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 congrat's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loft Nuthouse Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 congrats spud, good luck. know how you're feeling with the kipping stuff, me daughters just 3 week old :zz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 6 weeks..........6 WEEKS???? Jesus christ - I go into a sulk if she doesn't want it every night [-X That's my mind made up then - no chance am I dropping kids for a long, long time. PB O:) A 24yr old boy :-# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 well done mate! we had ours on the 10 October...a little beauty called Olivia...7lb 6ounces, and the lucky lady has her dads good looks. enrolled her in junior whites already...not registered the birth though yet - you've gotta get them on the right road early. im absolutely fucked though. ive been pissed on, shat on and puked on..... ...and thats just from the missus. but its great though...enjoy it! ps the missus wasnt impressed when i suggested she should ask the midwife for a couple of extra stitches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 ps the missus wasnt impressed when i suggested she should ask the midwife for a couple of extra stitches... thats the obligatory man phrase to counteract the fact that they have just shit themselves watching the labour. just hope the missus doesnt ask you for a dick enlargement operation !! congratulation to you too then, wanderers baby boom. but only me n jay timed it right-baby born off season !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 ps the missus wasnt impressed when i suggested she should ask the midwife for a couple of extra stitches... thats the obligatory man phrase to counteract the fact that they have just shit themselves watching the labour. just hope the missus doesnt ask you for a dick enlargement operation !! congratulation to you too then, wanderers baby boom. but only me n jay timed it right-baby born off season !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 just hope the missus doesnt ask you for a dick enlargement operation !! she's happy with 12"....and thats just the width. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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