January 20, 201511 yr Been done before, but Im in a crap mood....so I'm doing it again. People that eat while talking to you on the phone. When eating a plate of food, and people only usinng a fork, no knife. ( I have nonticed this is a Littlle Lever thing ) Drivers that wait for a 10 car gap to pull out. People over 30 that don't drive. Adults that have never been abroad. ....and breath....! Edited January 20, 201511 yr by Pablo
January 20, 201511 yr Folk who queue up in a chippy/sandwich shop and don't start looking at the menu or deciding what they want until the get to the front of the queue...thus being there for 10 minutes longer than they need to and holding me up. Idiots who seem surprised when asked "What Pump" when they go to pay, and they have to look out of the window to find out where they've just been stood filling up Open mouth breathers
January 20, 201511 yr Been done before, but Im in a crap mood....so I'm doing it again. People that eat while talking to you on the phone. When eating a plate of food, and people only usinng a folk, no knife. ( I have nonticed this is a Littlle Lever thing ) Drivers that wait for a 10 car gap to pull out. People over 30 that don't drive. Adults that have never been abroad. ....and breath....! Nothing worse than using a folk with no knife
January 20, 201511 yr Author Nothing worse than using a folk with no knife I hater bad spellin too...
January 20, 201511 yr People who dont take the lids off tins completely, and leave it sticking inwards (hedgehogs get their noses trapped) or outwards and it slices your fingers. Edited January 20, 201511 yr by Big City Girl
January 20, 201511 yr People who dont take the lids off tins completely, and leave it sticking inwards (hedgehogs get their noses trapped) or outwards and it slices your fingers. I put mine in the bin instead of lobbing them over the back wall for that very reason. ;-)
January 20, 201511 yr Oh and women who wait 'til they're told how much their shopping is then start rooting around for their purse in the bottom of a bag that has more crap in than a flytippers wagon.
January 20, 201511 yr People who check bonfires for hedgehogs before setting them alight. People who eat pasties on the hoof (or, more usually, the trotter). People who think the end of the World is around the corner or something significant (on a world level) will directly affect them somehow - fuck all is likely to happen to most of us in our entire lives (statistically). People. Me.
January 20, 201511 yr People who walk incredibly slow in supermarkets I can deal with. But people who walk incredibly slow in supermarkets and have no spatial awareness or consideration for those around them I do strongly dislike. Move
January 20, 201511 yr Motorised scooters in shops. You might not be that fat if you tried walking. PS I also know that many of those people really need those scooters, but lots don't.
January 20, 201511 yr This lift is for 19 persons.... Or 5 women and their assorted luggage consisting of massive handbags,suitcases with no laptop in and various bags of shopping (in the poshest bag they have) for a day in the office.
January 20, 201511 yr Pensioners who go to the bank at dinner time. People who play the racism/sexism etc card at any opportunity Cash for crash scammers Reality tv wankers - both watchers and 'stars' who should still be nobody's
January 20, 201511 yr When eating a plate of food, and people only usinng a fork, no knife. ( I have nonticed this is a Littlle Lever thing ) That's a yank thing. Many times in restaurants there you have to ask for a knife.
January 20, 201511 yr People who eat crisps really loudly. There's a bint sits near me at work does it regular & every time I want to ram the bag into her goggly fucking eyed face and smother her till she stops breathing. Edited January 20, 201511 yr by no balls
January 20, 201511 yr Cunts who don't tie the bin bags when they put the rubbish out Where I live we have 4 massive council bins, when the front 2 are full, some twats just leave the rubbish on the floor instead of brining an empty one forward from the back, it really pisses me off I actually out a sarcastic sign up about it the other day I will win this war
January 20, 201511 yr People who struggle to fit a case bigger than the one I've checked, in the overhead lockers on planes.
January 20, 201511 yr Cunts who don't tie the bin bags when they put the rubbish out Where I live we have 4 massive council bins, when the front 2 are full, some twats just leave the rubbish on the floor instead of brining an empty one forward from the back, it really pisses me off I actually out a sarcastic sign up about it the other day I will win this war Thats to aid the bindippers...wouldn't want them tearing the bags open now would you?
January 20, 201511 yr Cunts who don't tie the bin bags when they put the rubbish out Where I live we have 4 massive council bins, when the front 2 are full, some twats just leave the rubbish on the floor instead of brining an empty one forward from the back, it really pisses me off I actually out a sarcastic sign up about it the other day I will win this war You don't have your own wheelie bins? Where do you live, on a caravan park?
January 20, 201511 yr You don't have your own wheelie bins? Where do you live, on a caravan park? In a tent
January 20, 201511 yr The bastard who lets his dog shit on my grass. If I catch him I'll follow him home and have a shit on his grass.
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