I would have bet my bottom dollar I'd be conservative or at a push ukip but I've got lib fucking dem.

 

I think it's spending too much time on here with you bedwetting hand wringing yoghurt knitting teacher lovers!

 

www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/

 

 

The Mrs just answered and got UKIP after thinking she'd get lib dem.

 

Someone debunk this as bullshit please.

 

You can also use this as a reminder that you have until the 20th of April to register to vote.

I think there is a big problem with racism

Well you would do, you Welsh tart

where is the voice for scottish tories?

It's Ronnie Corbett isn't it?

There's a culture of blame...blame the cuts, blame the immigrants, blame the unemployed, blame the banks...like it's desperately shit here, when it f*cking isn't.

Well you would do, you Welsh tart

some snp bod accused the tories of being divisive and running a negative campaign by highlighting the potential power of the snp if labour and them joined together

 

the fcuking irony

Thasian bloke. He was pointing his finger too whilst speaking. I hate that

There's a culture of blame...blame the cuts, blame the immigrants, blame the unemployed, blame the banks...like it's desperately shit here, when it f*cking isn't.

 

 

Entertaining and true

 

 

No +s left for today; I'll give you one tomorrow

Assuming SNP's dominance of Scotland continuing is a mistake.

 

Next time out the Scots will realise the only way to get the Tories out is to vote Labour. That message didn't get across this time in the aftermath of the independence referendum.

 

Add 30 Jock seats on to Labour total with the Lib Dems taking back some Tory gains then it's all up for grabs.

 

As it stands now the Tories have a wager thin majority, it wasn't a New Labour style landslide!

 

Maybe. My gut feeling is that the Lib Dems are a write off for the foreseeable, and that SNP support is calcified after the referendum. Many of their supporters will settle for nothing less than independence. Simply kicking the Tories out won't be good enough any more.

 

Point taken that the Tories have only a wafer thin majority though, even after a result they could only dream of.

Calcified

 

not seen every day!

Farage has a massive decision to make, Celebrity Big Brother or I Am a Celebrity.

Farage has a massive decision to make, Celebrity Big Brother or I Am a Celebrity.

 

Farage can still tell them like it is in Brussels.

His replacement may give the lie to the idea that UKIP is a one man band. Or not.

The LibDems have withered at grassroots level with many vacancies at council level and have very limited talent available now.

They have lost a lot of those with ministerial experience, and their rebirth will depend on a major split in one or other of the major parties.

Andy Burnham is younger than NB but Yvette Balls is not.

I wouldn't recommend Yvette Balls - burns all the skin off*

* I haven't done this personally, btw. http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/488165

Edited May 8, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

Under proportional representation.

 

Tories 240

Labour 198

Ukip. 83

Lib Dems 51

SNP. 31

Green 25

Others 6

DUP. 4

Sinn Fein. 4

Plaid Cymru 4

UUP. 3

SDLP. 2

Alliance. 1

 

Read into it what you will, but it you associated Ukip with racism, the nation's got a big problem, or time to rethink the association.

 

By that thinking I'm going to call the SNP racists then.

 

Thats a decent chunk of leaving the EU votes, if we are to assume all Ukip voters vote to leave .... 

* I haven't done this personally, btw. http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/488165

 

 

sounds like you

Nay-Who'd want hairless knackers? Somdomites and that Joey Essex 'man' [i realise knowing of him puts me close to the former group].

There's a culture of blame...blame the cuts, blame the immigrants, blame the unemployed, blame the banks...like it's desperately shit here, when it f*cking isn't.

Bang on

 

You are still far from right in the napper but bang fucking on

I see the Horwich Nimby Party got a couple of councillors in.

 

What's their long term plan?

Not having owt built in their backyard?

I see the Horwich Nimby Party got a couple of councillors in.

 

What's their long term plan?

 

Independence.

I see the Horwich Nimby Party got a couple of councillors in.

 

What's their long term plan?

Casinos the whole length of the Horwich Waterfront, silly

 

Have you not been paying attention?

I see the Horwich Nimby Party got a couple of councillors in.

 

What's their long term plan?

Independence from Bolton initially, and then setting up their own sovereign state

Beaten to it by Carlos and his fast fingers

Casinos the whole length of the Horwich Waterfront, silly

 

Have you not been paying attention?

Ah I see.

 

But don't touch the paving as that was gifted to the people of horridge by lord smedlington in 1887 and they've got the paperwork to prove it.

You are both correct. I think the sensible answer is to tell Morris to fuck off on a regular basis.