Jesus fucking christ, Frank.

 

You may as well vote for the CPGB. The red rags are bad enough for fucking the country and pissing away our hard earned wealth but the Greens? FFS, they'd have you living in mud huts and relying on the wind and the ebb and flow of the tides for power.

 

Crackpots as are anyone who votes for them.

 

Had some at the door the other day canvassing. They had a youngish lass (with small tits) extolling the virtues of their work to push renewables especially wind. I told her it was a pipedream to which she replied that it currently supplied 35% of electricity generated in 2013 according to Dept. of Energy figures. What she did not know was I covered green energy in environmental science at college last year.

 

She started turning bright red when I agreed with her figure but pointed out that that 35% included Nuclear and that of the 15% renewable that didnt, wind supplied just under 8%.

 

When I asked what would happen if it were 35% and the wind didnt blow she had no answer.

Had some at the door the other day canvassing. They had a youngish lass (with small tits) extolling the virtues of their work to push renewables especially wind. I told her it was a pipedream to which she replied that it currently supplied 35% of electricity generated in 2013 according to Dept. of Energy figures. What she did not know was I covered green energy in environmental science at college last year.

 

She started turning bright red when I agreed with her figure but pointed out that that 35% included Nuclear and that of the 15% renewable that didnt, wind supplied just under 8%.

 

When I asked what would happen if it were 35% and the wind didnt blow she had no answer.

 

 

And why didn't she have an answer?

And why didn't she have an answer?

She was bound and gagged lay on his wine cellar floor.

Honest to God my ex wife once asked "what makes them wind turbines go round?"

Edited April 1, 201511 yr by Smiffs

Had some at the door the other day canvassing. They had a youngish lass (with small tits) extolling the virtues of their work to push renewables especially wind. I told her it was a pipedream to which she replied that it currently supplied 35% of electricity generated in 2013 according to Dept. of Energy figures. What she did not know was I covered green energy in environmental science at college last year.

 

She started turning bright red when I agreed with her figure but pointed out that that 35% included Nuclear and that of the 15% renewable that didnt, wind supplied just under 8%.

 

When I asked what would happen if it were 35% and the wind didnt blow she had no answer.

They haven't been knocking on our road yet.. moment I open the door the 25 degree room temperature that my wife has will burn them away..

 

Petrol.. Carbon etc.. Its their job to be burnt.. I can't be putting those poor inanimate objects out of a job.. already enough inanimate objects our of work in Bolton..

Honest to God my ex wife once asked "what makes them wind turbines go round?"

thats up there with a Ex girlfriend one

 

" y do them red lights keep coming on on the back of cars "

Was once told by a chap i worked with his wife asked if the ice cream was spicy in an indian restaurant

If women are so fick, how come it's blokes who almost universally end up grief-wanking in the poorhouse following a divorce?

 

Then, in some cases, fall for the same trick again (and again, and again...)

 

 

My mates ex was from Liverpool. She wanted to come over this way one weekend and he didnt want her to as he wanted a day on the lash.

 

He told her all trains to Blackpool were canceled because of all the flooding that had been on the news. She said "but all that's in Bristol and Somerset" he said "and where do you think Blackpool is silly? "

 

...she said "oh yeah,never thought"

 

..."can you not get train here then?"

 

Haha

Honest to God my ex wife once asked "what makes them wind turbines go round?"

 

Mine asked if foreign Dogs bark in a different language

If women are so fick, how come it's blokes who almost universally end up grief-wanking in the poorhouse following a divorce?

 

Then, in some cases, fall for the same trick again (and again, and again...)

 

Fanny

I'm not a fanny, you could apend 'magnet' to that and you are much nearer the mark (in my delusions).

 

Everyone falls for the same trick again, what's the alternative, start bummin' or be a wanker inperpetuity...I'm on about blokes who get fleeced on divorce, only to get wed again, and in some cases, again and again...

If you meant 'fanny' for breaking man union rules, then in my defence, you catch more bees with honey than vinegar (which is handy for a Formicophiliac like myself).

A girl once asked me why the flight back from Las Vegas was X hours longer than the outbound flight, I told her it was a combination of the tradewinds and the fact they use slower, more fuel economical planes on the way back - to save energy and because no-ones in a rush to get home/holiday time isn't being eaten into...

Edited April 1, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

A girl once asked me why the flight back from Las Vegas was X hours longer than the outbound flight, I told her it was a combination of the tradewinds and the fact they use slower, more fuel economical planes on the way back - to save energy and because no-ones in a rush to get home/holiday time isn't being eaten into...

You could have said because it's all up hill.

 

Anyway I wasn't calling you a Fanny but saying that's the reason blokes fall for the same shit again and again.

You could have said because it's all up hill.

 

Anyway I wasn't calling you a Fanny but saying that's the reason blokes fall for the same shit again and again.

And the reason Hetro birds do?

You could have said because it's all up hill.

 

Anyway I wasn't calling you a Fanny but saying that's the reason blokes fall for the same shit again and again.

 

I thought it was, but I wasn't going to admit that I objectify women to the point I knew that's what you meant...

And the reason Hetro birds do?

Cock

And the reason Hetro birds do?

 

Bank balance running low?

 

 

 

(not you personally).

Cock

And a cheeky smile. We are just as gullible as you fuckers at times.

I had a cheeky smile last time I got my cock out, so how come I'm now on the sex offenders' register?

What a joke this debate tonight will be with 7 on it ffs

 

Why was Cameron so scared of Milliband

What a joke this debate tonight will be with 7 on it ffs

 

Why was Cameron so scared of Milliband

 

Pretty simple. Mr. Cameron has everything to lose and nothing to gain.

 

Planknose needs as much oxygen of publicity as he can and hopes Mr. Cameron will make a huge gaff.

 

To be avoided at all costs. The Conservatives have played this fairly cleverly.

He's not won a thing yet, he has nothing to lose, the polls have them neck and neck

 

Milliband doesn't come across well at all on TV, if Cameron can't go toe to toe with that then he surely isn't the man for the job

 

The Tories must have someone amongst their ranks who can lead and win an election outright surely?

It looks like the outright majority days have gone mate. I think the minority parties have too much influence now - especially the SNP who will, hopefully, scupper all hopes of the red rags.

 

If people elect anyone other than the Conservatives after what has clearly been a successful stint at righting the wrongs of the last Labour squanderers, they deserve all they get.