April 27, 201511 yr a) no no, or maybe if you are willing to believe it will work Edited April 27, 201511 yr by Alf Hartigan
April 28, 201511 yr Didn't work on me, but a lad I know was running around the pub thinking he was James Bond and he's usually a reserved fella, which made it more amusing. I think it only works on certain people and I'm not one of em.
April 28, 201511 yr Why do all hypnotists strike me as wrong'uns? I'd love to be a hypnotist. I reckon you would be excellent. Gonzo would make an excellent wrong 'un.
April 28, 201511 yr I'd be incredibly suspicious of anyone who wanted to put me in a trance and have such power over me. Unless, of course, she had massive busticles and just wanted to squash them into my face for a bit.
April 28, 201511 yr I'd be incredibly suspicious of anyone who wanted to put me in a trance and have such power over me. Unless, of course, he had massive testicles and just wanted to squash them into my face for a bit.
April 28, 201511 yr Don't believe it does, personally, but wouldn't let anyone try it on me I've seen people 'go under' and they've told me later they did it because they felt under so much pressure
April 28, 201511 yr Don't believe it does, personally, but wouldn't let anyone try it on me I've seen people 'go under' and they've told me later they did it because they felt under so much pressure Had it done once, you have to let it happen and don't think it can make you do something your brain tells you is wrong , can do comic things that make you look stupid but not against your will. I don't remember but apparently I had to go and put a tie on everytime I heard certain music, came round with about 20 ties on, but, through the show I wouldn't put one on with a Man U badge on, no recollection at all , but even under hypnosis I refused to put that tie on, even though I had stupid looking kipper ties with penguins and the like on. It's weird
April 28, 201511 yr If hypnosis was real, there'd be no such thing as mental health problems. It only "works" on gullible attention seeking cunts. "I got hypnotised and it stopped me from smoking!". You could have just stopped smoking. Try using hypnosis on a fucking heroin addict.
April 28, 201511 yr Worked for a pal. We were out playing golf and he couldn't swing his arms when club was behind the ball but ok with a practice swing. This lad is a slow player at the best of times, so thought he was winding me up. "Just fuckin hit it" didn't help him but 45 mins with a hypnotist did. Wierd really.
April 28, 201511 yr If hypnosis was real, there'd be no such thing as mental health problems. It only "works" on gullible attention seeking cunts. "I got hypnotised and it stopped me from smoking!". You could have just stopped smoking. Try using hypnosis on a fucking heroin addict. Nah. Some people can be coerced into a hypnotic state easier than others thats all. As for hypnosis to quit the fags or lose weight, I would say that is bollocks, that is suggestion rather than hypnosis. Edited April 28, 201511 yr by Winchester White
April 28, 201511 yr Nah. Some people can be coerced into a hypnotic state easier than others thats all. As for hypnosis to quit the fags or lose weight, I would say that is bollocks, that is suggestion rather than hypnosis. As I said- "gullible". And as far as I'm aware, hypnosis IS suggestion. Edited April 28, 201511 yr by Redmond
April 28, 201511 yr As I said- "gullible". And as far as I'm aware, hypnosis IS suggestion. Not quite but along the same lines.
April 28, 201511 yr I'm surprised Mr 'loophole lawyer' Nick Freeman hasn't latched onto hypnotism yet. Can see this in the future...... Yes, your honour, my client was doing 130 in a 30 zone, but he'd been hypnotised the previous night in the Stags Head, and the artist had forgotten to tell him that he was no longer Lewis Hamilton at Silverstone.
April 29, 201511 yr I'd be incredibly suspicious of anyone who wanted to put me in a trance and have such power over me. Unless, of course, she had massive busticles and just wanted to squash them into my face for a bit. Busticles?
April 29, 201511 yr I'm surprised Mr 'loophole lawyer' Nick Freeman hasn't latched onto hypnotism yet. Can see this in the future...... Yes, your honour, my client was doing 130 in a 30 zone, but he'd been hypnotised the previous night in the Stags Head, and the artist had forgotten to tell him that he was no longer Lewis Hamilton at Silverstone. Yes your honour. He hyptonised me to be Fred West, otherwise i wouldnt have committed these rapes, murders and shoddy building jobs.
April 29, 201511 yr He was a good builder by all accounts, unimpeachable in that respect... He was taught bestiality from an early age by his grandad. He also once presented wife, Rose, with wood headboard with a hand inscription by his own hand, it read 'CUNT'. More fun Fred West facts tomorrow...
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