All getting a bit silly now.

 

Not sure what the answer is.

 

Must be really shit where they're coming from that's for sure.

If you're still pissed off about the £3, simple solution, get yourself made redundant annually, sign on for three weeks, then get another job, you'll be up on the deal by a few quid if my calculations are correct. Problem-Solution in action that.

Or spend another 2 billion on the nhs or schools, thus leaving 2.5bn for folk who are genuinely in need of help rather than just bone fucking idle?

Have you never worked with folk who shirk within work? Constant fag or tea breaks, poorly sick voice phoning in for days off, take three times as long to do as task as anyone else, piss off or otherwise go AWOL usually during 'all hands to the pump' periods - in short seem to put as much effort into not grafting than grafting (f*ck knows why, their days must drag)? Well, in these new and streamlined times they're now on the dole, and it's probably well worth it to have them out of the workplace...

 

This is simply playing devil's advocate, I really do think we get caught up in issues that are arguably pretty trivial in the grand scheme of things...

 

In my opinion the rot starts in schools, it's pretty futile to try and address it down the line...

 

The solution? Send the children of long term benefits claimants (who fulfil certain other criteria, i.e. a positive urine test for 'skunk' and a purchase history with 'Crazy George' or Brighthouse) to public school, it'd save money in the long run (and be one in the eye for the monied elite - fight the power, vote Socialist Labour).

 

(it'd widen the gene pool of the posh nobs an' all, which wouldn't be a bad thing).

I did some johnny-packet sums as I don't smoke, I don't use johnnybags either cum to think of it, I did some sums on a Frosty Jack label, they're crude as fuck, it costs £4.5 billion a year for unemployment benefits, if there's thirty million taxpayers that's £3 a week each.

 

My point is this, and this alone, is it worth getting so worked up over £3 a week?

 

The answer's probably going to be a resounding "yes" so I don't know why I bothered, probably just because I wanted to prove I can add up.

2013 figures:

 

Pensions: £80 billion

Disability Living Allowance: £13.43 billion. (3.38 million recipients)

Housing Benefit: £23 billion. (5.04 million recipients)

Council Tax Benefit: £4.92 billion. (5.9 million recipients)

Incapacity Benefit: £3.22 billion

Income Support:£5.3 billion.

Jobseeker’s Allowance: £5.26 billion.

 

 

Its convenient just to talk about JSA and then ask why not at £3 per week! Most on JSA will also be entitled to 3 or 4 of the others.

 

So again I say to you, "Let em all in, come on and join the party" who gives a fuck who has to pay, after all in no time you will all be earning over £40k and then you'll be a net contributor, in your own house (as our banks give mortgages to all and sundry) and you can pay all your own medical expenses and tuition fees for the 5 or 6 kids you expect to spawn.

 

Edited May 6, 201511 yr by bgoefc

Another idea, I truly believe that in past times, the scrotes ne'er do wells of the day turned up at the Labour Exchange and were given a name of, a foundry, say, and told to turn up at 8am Monday - I then believe that their scrotiness and general antipathy to everything and anything was then, over time, bashed out of them (probably literally in some cases) by their new colleagues and overseers...The scrotes then became decent human beings.

 

Either that or they became the c*nts who shirk within work I mentioned before.

 

Anyhow, I don''t think it's the woolly worldview of a liberal namby pamby to argue that those kind of jobs hardly exist these days*...

 

 

*Unless you're a Pole living twenty to a house for £20 a week all in, and building a mansion back in Silesia on the wages you send home.

2013 figures:

 

Pensions: £80 billion

Disability Living Allowance: £13.43 billion. (3.38 million recipients)

Housing Benefit: £23 billion. (5.04 million recipients)

Council Tax Benefit: £4.92 billion. (5.9 million recipients)

Incapacity Benefit: £3.22 billion

Income Support:£5.3 billion.

Jobseeker’s Allowance: £5.26 billion.

 

 

Its convenient just to talk about JSA and then ask why not at £3 per week! Most on JSA will also be entitled to 3 or 4 of the others.

 

So again I say to you, "Let em all in, come on and join the party" who gives a fuck who has to pay, after all in no time you will all be earning over £40k and then you'll be a net contributor, in your own house (as our banks give mortgages to all and sundry) and you can pay all your own medical expenses and tuition fees for the 5 or 6 kids you expect to spawn.

 

Fuck it then, close the doors, pull up the drawbridge, stop the dole, build fuckloads of state-owned housing - you get one of them or kip on the streets. Pensioners can go in the workhouse, the disabled will cast aside their crutches and walk again.

 

Job solved, Merrie England returns.

 

I couldn't give a f*ck to be honest, it'll be our children's children that pay the price, and if they're owt to take after their parents then they'll almost all be tossers anyway, so f*ck 'em.

All those fit enough to work, should work for their benefits at a rate deemed a "living wage"

 

Those not fit to work should then be looked after and not be tarred with the "idle" tag.

Is it right that approx 15% of our population weren't born in the UK...

Doesn't sound right if I'm honest

 

Perhaps 15% would identify as being BAME, but I'd imagine most of those were still born here.

All those fit enough to work, should work for their benefits at a rate deemed a "living wage"

 

Those not fit to work should then be looked after and not be tarred with the "idle" tag.

He's reet

better than drowning.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-32660135

Been plastering a house in Oldham this week.  Me and the lad I've had with me went out for some dinner about 1ish.  Now  walking to the shop and I swear a taxi passed us with the electronic message board spelled out in the back window spelled out 'the Queen is yours but your country is ours'

Surely anyone's first thought would be ''...Course it is darling, that's why you're driving a fucking taxi, now take me to the pub by way of the sausage emporium and don't spare the horses...'' (sausage emporium isn't a euphemism, for a gay bathhouse, for example). I don't find it hard to believe there are such uneducated, unpleasant and largely powerless cretins with such ideas out there, as they're largely powerless I find them lamentable but also laughable (in most circumstances.)

http://news.sky.com/story/1507339/calais-port-security-boosted-after-strike-chaos

 

This all looks a bit shit.

http://news.sky.com/story/1507339/calais-port-security-boosted-after-strike-chaos

 

This all looks a bit shit.

 

Wouldn't happen in America.

 

The fat lazy coppers would shoot them.

James Brokenshire. What a great name.

Lad I work with is ex royal marines. He spent a lot of his time patrolling various seas around the world. There were groupsgroups of boatmen in China who charged families for taking their children abroad forfor adoption and a new life. They tooktook with them contact details of the parents in order that once a rich American family has raised them to adulthood they'll then phone home and arrange for parents to come over to be reunited with their child.

This is OK except the boats were never taking children for adoption they were dumping them in the sea once out of site and they became shark food.

Parents will know fuck all until they get no phone call in the years to come.

If that's true, and I'm sure it could be, that is truly heartbreakng

It's true

All lorry drivers should be issued with electric cattle prods

We're full up end of,cattle prods,shoot them whatever needs to be done

Disguise bin wagons as regular goods wagons, and let them hop in the back, when it's nice and full the driver can press the 'crush' button, good riddance to bad rubbish, simples.

Disguise bin wagons as regular goods wagons, and let them hop in the back, when it's nice and full the driver can press the 'crush' button, good riddance to bad rubbish, simples.

even better

Bomb France and set drones on every lorry in Europe, also harpoon rafts and drift wood in the Mediterranean.

I just hope enough of the c*nts are wearing maroon clothes and not shades of beige...

During 'Operation GrantCrusher'.