Now this boy was never skinny, but he's giving Jamie Pollock a run for his money in terms of pie eating.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02y7tzh

 

Additionally... how much does Adrian Chiles look like a paedo in this picture?

Now this boy was never skinny, but he's giving Jamie Pollock a run for his money in terms of pie eating.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02y7tzh

 

Additionally... how much does Adrian Chiles look like a paedo in this picture?

Fuck me its Jabba the Hutt

Pollock favvers nanny from count duckula nowadays

Balls to getting slaps from cuntkids, he should make a beach football comeback to earn a piecrust, roll him out like a giant zorb and stuff him in the goal, clean sheets galore.

I bet Nevilles shits really stink

In the top ten keepers of all time

In the top ten keepers of all time

After you and Baz, obvs.

After you and Baz, obvs.

 

Obviously

Just me who thought it was a RIP thread then?

Southall would be a decent backup keeper for us.

Not much would get past this fella inbetween the sticks in a 5aside...He'd be useful up front too, as no c*nt would want to go near him because of the smell of faeces from his diaper...

 

I bet he drinks ribena by the bucket load

Nevvy the Bevvy. Copyright Mel Smith, if memory serves me right.

footballers who went fat

 

pollock

 

 

brolin

 

Fukin hell that Brolin fella looks like Bi E

Fukin hell that Brolin fella looks like an anorexic Bi E

EFA

EFA

 

hush you dingle cast off

I played against big nev up front when he was CB. Did me for pace all game

'Big Nev', best in the world in the 80's, what a big fat legend.

I think you've taken the tribute look a bit too far though.