October 28, 20169 yr Mrs had the coil fitted earlier in the week. Will it cut my willy? No but it will bounce ping pong balls back at you at a furious rate
October 28, 20169 yr Mrs had the coil fitted earlier in the week. Will it cut my willy? I had one of those put in years ago. Horrible device and which was whipped out within months. Not knowing when you're having a period, spotting on your best lingerie, constant pelvic pain, having a transparent string having down from your poonani that you have to pull every so often to check it's still intact. Fuck that. She might be alright though like
October 28, 20169 yr I had one of those put in years ago. Horrible device and which was whipped out within months. Not knowing when you're having a period, spotting on your best lingerie, constant pelvic pain, having a transparent string having down from your poonani that you have to pull every so often to check it's still intact. Fuck that. She might be alright though like Are you sure you had a coil put on? Sounds more like the gunk tank off Saturday morning telly
October 28, 20169 yr I had one of those put in years ago. Horrible device and which was whipped out within months. Not knowing when you're having a period, spotting on your best lingerie, constant pelvic pain, having a transparent string having down from your poonani that you have to pull every so often to check it's still intact. Fuck that. She might be alright though like Is it wrong I just got a semi on reading that?
October 28, 20169 yr Is it wrong I just got a semi on reading that? Very but yet I'm in no way surprised or shocked nor will anyone else on WW
October 28, 20169 yr My Mrs had all of the problems NB had but then started having a load more problems culminating in rolling around the floor one night in agony the day after having it removed Long story short. She had an ectopic pregnancy plus an infection up her chuff as they had scraped the inside of her when they removed it. It was neither inserted or removed properly I had to rush her to North Manchester General as the ectopic had ruptured inside her Moral of the story was that the coil isn't necessarily a bad thing but if the fuckers that fit/remove it aren't competent then it can lead to a world of problems Serious point - if she's in pain at any point get it checked out. If it's a decent GP's practice she'll be reet
October 28, 20169 yr Manc is right, the eptopic pregnancy rate is higher I think & that is fucking painful and life threatening. Turned out I have a tilted cervix hence my pain. I still don't know what that means properly. The nurse should've realised this when she shoved it up though apparently. Are we really discussing female contraception side effects on a vile druggie infested football forum? Edited October 28, 20169 yr by no balls
October 28, 20169 yr Just spaff on her face. Save the aggro. Have some respect, you lezzer. Tits, do it on their tits and be a gentleman by having a nice warm fluffy towel ready for after. Us women love romantic gestures like that.
October 28, 20169 yr Mrs had the coil fitted earlier in the week. Will it cut my willy? Blimey, when was your Mrs born 1066?
October 28, 20169 yr Have some respect, you lezzer. Tits, do it on their tits and be a gentleman by having a nice warm fluffy towel ready for after. Us women love romantic gestures like that. Exactly. The face is for spitting on during the vinegars.
October 28, 20169 yr Have some respect, you lezzer. Tits, do it on their tits and be a gentleman by having a nice warm fluffy towel ready for after. Us women love romantic gestures like that. Take it Gonzo's sock won't do?
October 28, 20169 yr I once ejaculated with such vigour and velocity that it hit the bedside lamp. Did it fizz? Or did you hit the shade as opposed to the bulb?
October 28, 20169 yr Did it fizz? Or did you hit the shade as opposed to the bulb? Hit the shade, the second surge landed on her eye so that caused the most aggro
October 28, 20169 yr Hit the shade, the second surge landed on her eye so that caused the most aggro Been there. A Boiled tea bag placed on the eye soothes the pain and draws any infection out. It wasn't even my spunk.
October 28, 20169 yr Is your missus even talking to you yet? Ha! She eventually put her engagement ring back on last weekend. I didn't get chance to value it whilst it was off.
October 28, 20169 yr Been there. A Boiled tea bag placed on the eye soothes the pain and draws any infection out. It wasn't even my spunk. You're braver than me Offering to teabag her straight afterwards was furthest from my mind.
October 28, 20169 yr Spider, with the tales you tell regarding your plops I dread to think what your man juice is like.
October 28, 20169 yr You can feel sommat (with the bellend) with a coil, in my minds eye it was like a biro inner of a ladbrokes pen... I also pined for the days of whipping it out - used to make me feel like a magician with a big reveal, hey presto!
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