how longs the waiting list? does it hurt etc? think 3 of my offspring is enough for the world

Just withdraw early and spaff on her tits

Just withdraw early and spaff on her tits

 

if I have a wank in the back yard there'd be a risk she got pregnant

how longs the waiting list? does it hurt etc? think 3 of my offspring is enough for the world

did not hurt but my balls swelled like fuck and was off for a week

Book a week off and don't move for at least 2 days.

You'll walk like John Wayne for a week

Got mine in 3 weeks..cancelled the one I had last year after they rang me with a change of venue..there was me thinking I'd be getting upgraded to the Beaumont and then they tell me it was in B & Q fucking car park...

 

Not really concerned about the op itself, it's just the fact that something like 1 in 70 end up with chronic bollock pain for the rest of their life which knowing my luck......

 

It's been around 3 months from speaking with my GP until the op date..

Edited April 16, 201610 yr by Judge Fudge

Just pull out

 

Safer than the snip

Don't tell me I've shaved mi nuts for nowt

Mate of mine had it a few weeks ago. He was back playing football with me this Thursday. Be reet.

Edited April 16, 201610 yr by DazBob

Send Tomski a PM.

Go Greek

Got mine in 3 weeks..cancelled the one I had last year after they rang me with a change of venue..there was me thinking I'd be getting upgraded to the Beaumont and then they tell me it was in B & Q fucking car park...

Not really concerned about the op itself, it's just the fact that something like 1 in 70 end up with chronic bollock pain for the rest of their life which knowing my luck......

It's been around 3 months from speaking with my GP until the op date..

Been to the pop up clinic on B&q car park a couple of times,1st class set up, cleaner than the hospital. Done Beaumont as well, Beaumont just shades it with private room and sky TV

Had it under general anaesthetic rather than local. No pain, no swelling, no after effects, didn't need the full week off work

Should change the name of the site to Jaffa'sWays!

Not for me

Think the only way my Mrs can get pregnant nowadays is to rub her fanny all over my wank sock.

Think the only way my Mrs can get pregnant nowadays is to rub her fanny all over my wank sock.

Genius!

It was an all female crew when I had it done. All the jokes came out, "just a little prick" for the local anaesthetic etc.

 

Went out that night for a curry and karaoke charity evening.

how longs the waiting list? does it hurt etc? think 3 of my offspring is enough for the world

Yep. had mine done about 10 years ago. You'd be better off shaving your bollocks before the operation. I had to wear some of those paper undies, I got wheeled down to theatre, I was expecting just a quick procedure by a guy in just a room, but no! I had nurses and a female surgeon looking down and working on my nuts.

 

I remember the worst part, was the injection in my right bollock, you do feel that I'm afraid and you can feel quite a bit of tugging going on. I remember thinking I'm glad my injection is over, but no! They then have to work on the other bollock, so it's one more injection on the other side I'm afraid!

After you're finished, they spray this antiseptic stuff over your nuts, they said it can sting quite bad, but tbh, that wasn't that bad.

 

After the operation, I went back to my room and I felt fine, obviously a bit sore, but once I had a piss I was free to leave. I started walking down the corridor thinking oh I'm fine, but after about 50 yards or so, the aching started.

 

I work in an office, so I was back in work after a couple of days, obviously if you have a physical job, I would take maybe a week off work.

 

The next day after the operation, I remember my bollocks looking like giant melons, but not yellow in colour, they went purple. it would be quite good to walk around wearing some nice speedos as you'll have a massive packet for a few days.

 

What I also did was to bathe putting some antiseptic lotion in the bath, just to soothe the discomfort, don't put bubble bath in though, as you'll want to keep on looking at your giant purple melons.

 

Good luck, I don't regret having the snip!

I think you can get one of them bars like the split arses now or an injection, one or the other

 

Sure I read this the other week

Edited April 16, 201610 yr by L/H White

I always wondered what those portacabins on B&Q were. Doing operations! Actual clinical procedures! This was under the Labour government who are behind the Save Our NHS campaign. Bollocks. Literally.

Fuck.

 

That.

I always wondered what those portacabins on B&Q were. Doing operations! Actual clinical procedures! This was under the Labour government who are behind the Save Our NHS campaign. Bollocks. Literally.

 

Why, what's wrong with it? Know quite a few people who've had ops in these portable surgeries. Not one problem.

I told my mrs that i couldnt do any heavy lifting for a couple of weeks after...got myself out of doing the chores for bit ????

Had it under local anaesthetic , stayed awake during so wouldn't have to stay in all night, at 12 minutes past 2 I was wishing I was anywhere else in the world but on that trolley, sure the surgeon thought he was chopping firewood, seen gentler actions digging footings.

Ached for a week afterwards, possibly due to the fact I was at a christening so didn't take any pain killers, got pissed and thought I could kick a football with the kids, which wasn't the best idea I've ever had.

Worse part though is taking you sample back in, waiting room full of people, trying to be discreet with this tub, and gob almighty receptionist announces to the world " have you had vasectomy love? That your sample,? do you need another tub love?"

I've also had other mates say they felt no affect at all, so I just have a had a rough arsed surgeon or be a soft twat