Sweep Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I shave my balls quite regularly to be honest. Electric or wet shave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I shave my balls quite regularly to be honest. i don't have hairy balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Electric or wet shave? Both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 31, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2016 Had it done with a local anesthetic. One thing though, the nurse who came with the shaving kit was a bloke who was camp as a row of pink tents. Proper bloody effeminate. He explained that he was there to shave me and obviously sensed I was rather less happy about this than he was. As my voice lowered by about an octave it was quite obvious that I didn't want him anywhere near my knob. He assured me that he'd played around plenty of cocks and was quite an expert. To be honest, I didn't doubt it at all. He did eventually offer to leave me a BIC razor and some foam and I could do it myself. I eagerly grabbed the stuff off him and set to the job. When I was eventually wheeled into the theatre, the nurse and surgeon were laughing their heads off at my attempts at pubic shaving. The nurse said, "I take it Brian was on pre-ops today?" I replied that, yes, I believed he was called Brian. The surgeon continued, "And you didn't want him to shave you, preferring to do it yourself?" "Yes," I replied, "That's about the situation." "Well," said the nurse, "If you'd let Brian do it, he'd have shaved a one inch square at each side, NOT the whole lot so it looks something like a plucked chicken." Took weeks of bloody scratching to grow back. That said, if I was in the same situation again, I'd still do my own. I'm getting the image of Welephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 31, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'm thinking of the snip, I think two is enough for me. That said it has been that long since I had my way with the missus I would probably spaff in my nicks at the mere opportunity saving the need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 31, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'm getting the image of Welephant. It's big, but not THAT big. Well, actually it's not that big at all although it'd make you go cross-eyed if it was a wart on your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I shave my balls quite regularly to be honest. I was going to say it sounds like the men of WW are going for the David Bellamy look. Lads, look after your garden for the lady in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I was going to say it sounds like the men of WW are going for the David Bellamy look. Lads, look after your garden for the lady in your life. It makes it look bigger too. Mine looks like a baked bean stuffed inside a Brillo pad otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I never had to shave, todays advice says it is proven that shaving actually increases the chances of infection due to the minute cuts. I do however maintain a regulation 3mm. The wife stipulates that this is the optimum length for her pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I do however maintain a regulation 3mm. The wife stipulates that this is the optimum length for her pleasure. I hope you're still on about pubic hair or that'll make Gonzo and his baked bean look like Robert Cabrera. (yes I had to google it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I got told to get rid of the whole lot of hair attached to the body and all of it at the top of the sack. Had to be a wet shave in case of friction burns/infection from a dry shave. Had to do it the night before the op Woke up after the op and there were two tiny cuts at the top of the sack and that was it. Balls were suspended in a hammock-type jock strap thing for a week to prevent the cuts stretching and opening up but no pain or owt. Dead simple Problem now is I have to keep all the hair down to a short length or all I see is a full-flavour-behaviour Bob Marley looking back at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Grooming bollock hair ain't for me. Never have never will. Let it just fell out. Regularly find short and curlies round house prob from when having a good scratch. Intact male grooming in general ain't for me. Booked using moisturiser etc, tarts. Shower in the morning with shower gel. Brush teeth, spray of deodorant that's your lot. Don't bother with hair even, though im losing it anyway so minimal to style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 I've never understood. Who knows what the future holds and you may meet a young un' who wants children? For me, it's down to the woman to get sterlised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Bump. Booked in. Two kids is enough for anyone! Had a read through this thread, I went from the mrs taking her engagement ring off and giving me the silent treatment after getting in at 4am following a sportsmans dinner to getting her cheggers within 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted January 26, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted January 26, 2018 I toy with the idea but it scares me to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Nowt to be scared of. Just make sure that it's done under general anaesthetic rather than local Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibob Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 (edited) Guessing it’s nothing compared to childbirth? ???? Edited January 27, 2018 by alibob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I hear that... but a bloke never says he fancies another kick in the bollocks a couple of years after having his first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Guessing it’s nothing compared to childbirth? ???? Hush woman. You went through it and then did it again so it can’t be that bad ???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroySwoosh Posted January 27, 2018 Author Share Posted January 27, 2018 http://www.dontfixit.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 No thanks talk about using a hammer to crack a nut it’s not really necessary with all the contraception available these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted January 27, 2018 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2018 They use a hammer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 They use a hammer? Its the NHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I was given the choice of where I wanted to have it done and opted for Beaumont hospital. Dressing gown, newspapers and tea & toast. My mate had his done in a portacabin behind B&Q! I had local anaesthetic. It's not painful but its an odd feeling I can tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Nothing to be worried about piece of piss Be warned your bob monk goes very watery afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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