Is appearing at this years Horwich Festival.

 

Can someone do the honours please?

Thank fuck it wasn't SJM starting this thread

Gip ! !

 

She's contaminated

Is appearing at this years Horwich Festival.

 

Can someone do the honours please?

 

 

first pic is that BOB MONK on her belly

Gip ! !

 

She's contaminated

aye ronaldo wasn't it?

She's fucking lovely

 

 

.....but MR58 will be along shortly to point out that her ears are too small

She's fucking lovely

 

 

.....but MR58 will be along shortly to point out that her ears are too small

 

She has ears 

 

I'd crawl over broken glass just to wank in her shadow.

She has ears

 

That's clearly been photoshopped. Purposeful blurring of the tree outside the window.

Id be overawed by her.

Without hesitation.

 

But her shoulders are wider than mine, probs something to do with the weight of her norks.

This thread wants pinning   

Anyone know where i can get a good deal on a transit van and a gallon drum of chloroform?

You'd only need 7 men on the subsequent jury. ????????

I reckon if you masturbate to the point of climax, but stop before you spaff, 5 times a day from now until she shows up; you could probably seagull her from the opposite end of Station Park by the time the big day arrives.

Yeah but you'd need a wheelbarrow

Yeah but you'd need a wheelbarrow

Well some cunts just nicked mine, so it may be happening.

I'd crawl over broken glass just to wank in her shadow.

 

Id crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her

Even if it was spazzy darren?

Id crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her

You're not coming anywhere near me!

Especially if it was him

Would you French kiss her after she'd licked your Dad's jizz out of spazzy Darren's arse?

Edited June 9, 201610 yr by Smiffs

Would you French kiss her after she'd licked your Dad's jizz out of spazzy Darren's arse?

You need help

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes

Somebody tweet her this thread

Are those tits fake? If so then not for me. Not because she isn't a lovely thing, of course she is, but there are loads of gorgeous women about with natural tits and natural tits are wonderful things.