Max Cavalera.

Sepultura should clearly have been the headline act of the opening ceremony closing with a rousing rendition of Roots Bloody Roots.

No interest whatsoever.

 

Except if Jessica Ennis is on. ????????????

I won't let it interfere with my sleep, it's no World Cup. I'm a sports fan so will follow as much as I can.

 

Also, Team GB. I detest this rather recently adopted term. There was nothing wrong with the Great Britain Team before. This foreignisation (have I just made a word up?) of our sporting teams is unnecessary. What next FC Bolton Wanderers?

 

Also "I aim to medal" or "We are medalling in this event" just fuck off with it.

Also "I aim to medal" or "We are medalling in this event" just fuck off with it.

I agree with that. Ridiculous wording.

 

I'd like to meddle with Jess Ennis though

Casually smashing the world record in your swimming heat. As you do.

 

He's British so he reet!

https://twitter.com/crazyfootbali/status/761997217309786112

 

Ouch

Edited August 6, 201610 yr by gonzo

https://twitter.com/crazyfootbali/status/761997217309786112

 

Ouch

I let out an audible yelp watching that. Ow doesn't cover it I imagine

I bet that stings.

Sat watching men's Pommel Horse on a Saturday night. 

 Who'd have thowt it - the first gold medal of the games goes to a teenage American shooter

Well, there are fucking thousands of them

Love it

 

I'm going to get very little sleep this month

 

What's better than watching shit you'd never watch in your life

In fact, last time I stayed in on a Saturday night was London 2012

https://twitter.com/crazyfootbali/status/761997217309786112

Ouch

Those Frenchies aren't having a good year are they ?

 

 

Here's one of Daft Daphne from Dubreville on holiday in an exotic location called Iraq with Tom Daley

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/SportsWankers/status/740212464365801476

These gymnasts are incredible humans

Who'd have thowt it - the first gold medal of the games goes to a teenage American shooter

10 meter air rifle? Fuck me, I reckon I could have got gold in that.

Edited August 6, 201610 yr by Underpants

I was carrying my BSA .22 onto the balcony and it went off and shot me in the testicles so don't underestimate these atheletes. they wouldn't do that

In fact Undies, the last time I saw a gun there was a man saying to me 'Please talk to the police as I have a gun in my pocket' and you where sat facing me taking pictures of Mr H with cabbage on his head

 

I suspect nobody would believe this but we know it's true

Given the list of namesinvolved it sounds entirely plausible

Helen Skelton would get it in the bum hole

Helen Skelton would get it in the bum hole

Yer darn tootin'

 

That skirt is magic

That is a great skirt. Utter muck

Helen Skelton would get it in the bum hole

 

do you realise her husband is from a very well-known Widnes family?

That is a great skirt. Utter muck

 

Nice, just need her to swivel that chair around a little to her left.

do you realise her husband is from a very well-known Widnes family?

The fact she's married to myler could well mean widnes can get to sniff her drawer of drawers