Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

It's a bag of shite - Albert Finney as a bald semi-paedo and his ginger curly haired victim.

Diddy Starbucks or whatever.

Edited January 7, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

On 07/01/2022 at 10:00, Sweep said:

I used to watch it every year, not seen it for about 6 or 7 years now I reckon. As a format, I think it's time is done. I might tune into see if there is any decent totty on it though...

 

I also know that @L/H White  will be watching to perv over Karren Brady

Unspeakable things 

Watched first apprentice last night. Wow that logo will take some beating for being rubbish. 

Be interesting to see if the format can survive with be kind and all that. Seemed like he’s not changed tact early doors.

15 minutes ago, tomski said:

Watched first apprentice last night. Wow that logo will take some beating for being rubbish. 

Be interesting to see if the format can survive with be kind and all that. Seemed like he’s not changed tact early doors.

I’d have found reason to get rid of about 8 of the 16 and the remaining 8 would be on thin ice. 

And that cunt with the yellow waistcoat and very white teeth; he’d not get sacked, he’d be euthanised in Rudy’s volcano.

11 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I’d have found reason to get rid of about 8 of the 16 and the remaining 8 would be on thin ice. 

And that cunt with the yellow waistcoat and very white teeth; he’d not get sacked, he’d be euthanised in Rudy’s volcano.

Haha they were terrors on both teams. Them 2 women had turned on their leader and they smashed it compared to the fellas

35 minutes ago, tomski said:

Haha they were terrors on both teams. Them 2 women had turned on their leader and they smashed it compared to the fellas

The fellas really tied their own noose. Advertising is Sugars bread and butter rule no.1 get your company name on there. That’s just basic how you don’t do that blew my mind.

I think the lad who went was a bit unlucky he was a bit disruptive but he didn’t make that shower of shite 😂

10 minutes ago, Rudy said:

The fellas really tied their own noose. Advertising is Sugars bread and butter rule no.1 get your company name on there. That’s just basic how you don’t do that blew my mind.

I think the lad who went was a bit unlucky he was a bit disruptive but he didn’t make that shower of shite 😂

If he’d of shut up, he wouldn’t of even been brought in. He then hung himself in last bit.

I did like the other bloke telling him to summarise in bullet points. Reminded me of starsky and hutch in the ‘do it’ scene.

Is Dragon's Den still made?

I'd like an investment of £50k for Karren Brady's daughter's wages and wages for four talented actors and camera people and the hire of a villa in Ibiza.

55 minutes ago, tomski said:

Haha they were terrors on both teams. Them 2 women had turned on their leader and they smashed it compared to the fellas

Smashed it? It was the lesser of two evils. They were both utterly shit. The two women who kept saying Bouji Cruise was a crap name were spot on.

Thick as mince that female project leader, although the difference is the women generally work together despite their differences towards a collective goal. The blokes just try and jocky for position and its all about the individual.

So even though it was a shit idea, they buttoned up.and got on with it when needed.

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Is Dragon's Den still made?

I'd like an investment of £50k for Karren Brady's daughter's wages and wages for four talented actors and camera people and the hire of a villa in Ibiza.

It was on the other night, only caught the last 20 mins 

One guy was trying to sell a torch on the end of a pen 

The next guy was selling a virtual reality remote robot to perform medical tasks

Really two ends of the spectrum

17 minutes ago, tomski said:

If he’d of shut up, he wouldn’t of even been brought in. He then hung himself in last bit.

I did like the other bloke telling him to summarise in bullet points. Reminded me of starsky and hutch in the ‘do it’ scene.

There's no way he should have gone, either or both of the others should have.

The sceptic in me says the lad who went had a poorer final business plan than the other two.

The PM on the ladies is utterly annoying and quite rude but I’d definitely buy her a bag of nuts she looks like this lass 

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

The PM on the ladies is utterly annoying and quite rude but I’d definitely buy her a bag of nuts she looks like this lass 

Great minds. I thought exactly the same.

32 minutes ago, Rudy said:

It was on the other night, only caught the last 20 mins 

One guy was trying to sell a torch on the end of a pen 

The next guy was selling a virtual reality remote robot to perform medical tasks

Really two ends of the spectrum

You missed the cheese sellers then? Three of the five Dragons wanted to invest in pretty much…

Well, d’you know these wine clubs, gin clubs, whisky clubs where you pay a monthly subscription and they send you a bottle each month? This one is craft cheeses (not Kraft cheeses). Apparently, they’re riding the wave created by, among other things, Brexit; foreign cheeses are less likely to be imported because of excise duty, and Veganism; the more folk jump on this plant-based fad like drinking soya milk, almond milk, etc., the more actual milk there is to produce cheeses. 
These were their comebacks when warned small craft cheese companies couldn’t meet their expected growth.

All in all, quite a good pitch.

37 minutes ago, DazBob said:

There's no way he should have gone, either or both of the others should have.

The sceptic in me says the lad who went had a poorer final business plan than the other two.

I think he just thought he’s a tit. If he hadn’t of piped up, logo man was going hands down. The one who went was a living knob and he wouldn’t of become cool by a 2nd episode.

15 minutes ago, MickyD said:

You missed the cheese sellers then? Three of the five Dragons wanted to invest in pretty much…

Well, d’you know these wine clubs, gin clubs, whisky clubs where you pay a monthly subscription and they send you a bottle each month? This one is craft cheeses (not Kraft cheeses). Apparently, they’re riding the wave created by, among other things, Brexit; foreign cheeses are less likely to be imported because of excise duty, and Veganism; the more folk jump on this plant-based fad like drinking soya milk, almond milk, etc., the more actual milk there is to produce cheeses. 
These were their comebacks when warned small craft cheese companies couldn’t meet their expected growth.

All in all, quite a good pitch.

Mousetrap up Ramsbottom does this. I've looked into it. 

I love cheese I do. 

My name is Bill Decker...and, and... (catches breath) and I'm a murderer. I'm looking for an investment of £7.99 to buy a set of Smartprice kitchen knives to murder people. Thank you for listening - here are some photos of my previous victims.

Scotch bloke: I'm willing to go to £4 if Theo wants to share and provide the other £4 - but I want 30% of the jewellery of your victims.

Edited January 8, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

57 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Mousetrap up Ramsbottom does this. I've looked into it. 

I love cheese I do. 

Mice don't care for cheese. Apart from Jerry or Tom or whatever but he was fictitious.

Blessed are the cheese sellers for they shall inherit the earth 

6 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

My name is Bill Decker...and, and... (catches breath) and I'm a murderer. I'm looking for an investment of £7.99 to buy a set of Smartprice kitchen knives to murder people. Thank you for listening - here are some photos of my previous victims.

Scotch bloke: I'm willing to go to £4 if Theo wants to share and provide the other £4 - but I want 30% of the jewellery of your victims.

Ant and Dec. 

This new quiz show.... 

These two first guests are fake as fuck. They've just won half a million.

I've celebrated more when I've got a stuck kit kat on top of my own vending machine purchase. 

33 minutes ago, Spider said:

There was some documentary on telly in the 80s about mental fuckers in prison, in the nut wing, and there was a real life Bill Decker dressed exactly like Bob and he was a murderer. They were allowed to wear their own clothes in the nuthouse. You must've seen it in the days of four channels.

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

Ant and Dec. 

This new quiz show.... 

These two first guests are fake as fuck. They've just won half a million.

I've celebrated more when I've got a stuck kit kat on top of my own vending machine purchase. 

Switch over and the bloke winning £33k on the wheel is in tears. 

ITV... GET TO FUCK 

Just watched the first episode of 'Four Lives'. Good stuff. Definitely worth continuing.

10 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

I love cheese I do. 

 

Y arriba