What is that "mate" of mine Sadiq Khan trying to achieve ?

 

You lost you demented little cretin, get over it and concentrate on your job you terrorist sympathiser.

Yvette still ripping sue ellen a new one too

Tory women are shocking atm

Mordaunt just looks a mixture of embarrassed and ashamed

90 days suspension?

The clattering dollop of lard wouldn’t have noticed, he never even shows up unless it’s a chance to bumble and bullshit his way through a pre-prepared scroll of lies to his adoring fancunts.

It’s almost undignified and embarrassing to say that the true visionaries (👋) knew what would happen with him, given how glaringly fucking obvious it was.

But, as it’s been a while, on behalf of the 90% of us who’ve been warning the rest of you for the last 8 years, please take deposit of this massive BOOM I was saving for Miami:

💥

 

Edited June 15, 20232 yr by Spider

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

90 days suspension?

The clattering dollop of lard wouldn’t have noticed, he never even shows up unless it’s a chance to bumble and bullshit his way through a pre-prepared scroll of lies to his adoring fancunts.

It’s almost undignified and embarrassing to say that the true visionaries (👋) knew what would happen with him, given how glaringly fucking obvious it was.

But, as it’s been a while, on behalf of the 90% of us who’ve been warning the rest of you for the last 8 years, please take deposit of this massive BOOM I was saving for Miami:

💥

 

Aye. And a special hello to @globaldiver who had absolutely no idea he was a liar.😃

3 hours ago, Casino said:

Ive just had a quick look into tom slater

Definitely a mate of grimes

Fwiw, if jenkin and the deputy speaker broke the rules, get em fined

Indeed but has little relevance to bozo being guilty of misleading Parliament 

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

Aye. And a special hello to @globaldiver who had absolutely no idea he was a liar.😃

Yes that must have come as a shock to BD

10 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Lead singer of Kula Shaker's looking a bit rough these days.

 

Bo selecta

He'll be back. You all know it. Harman and her thugs displaying the nasty and vindictive streak they held as indicated well before this even commenced.

Might be a few years but I look forward to your return Bojo. In the meantime we will suffer the melange of almost indistinguishable compliant social democrats masquerading as different parties. Just ever so slightly differing shades of beige.

8 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

He'll be back. You all know it. Harman and her thugs displaying the nasty and vindictive streak they held as indicated well before this even commenced.

Might be a few years but I look forward to your return Bojo. In the meantime we will suffer the melange of almost indistinguishable compliant social democrats masquerading as different parties. Just ever so slightly differing shades of beige.

Question, requiring a simple one word answer

Did the cunt lie to Parliament

Remember, one word will do

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Question, requiring a simple one word answer

Did the cunt lie to Parliament

Remember, one word will do

Not like you to engage? Is Thursday night pub night?

No.

4 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Not like you to engage? Is Thursday night pub night?

No.

Bolts is the most fervent communist on this forum.

That cannot be denied anymore.

4 hours ago, Casino said:

Question, requiring a simple one word answer

Did the cunt lie to Parliament

Remember, one word will do

The answer is “frequently” about loads of issues. On this occasion they nailed him as there was irrefutable evidence. 
 

Let’s not forget this the man who signed his great deal with the EU including the protocol for Northern Ireland. Then behind closed doors he was telling NI MPs like Ian Paisley Jr not to worry as they will tear it up later. He is a born bullshitter who always gets found out eventually. Completely unfit for office.

Some serious Boris Butthurt around.

Lovely.

Talk about "visionary"... This is from April, 2021.

 

Guto Harri looking sheepish the massive plum.

 

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Bolts is the most fervent communist on this forum.

That cannot be denied anymore.

Addled, deluded or on glue. Take your pick.

It's a cult.

I did spell that right, but in the Australian's case a slight typo (we know he's fond of those) would work equally well.

There is talk, about if Sunak has the balls to do it, that he can make sure that Johnson is stripped of all of the ex PM privilege's, them main one of these being an allowance of £115K per year  (which Truss is also entitled to).

I think we could be in for an interesting few weeks, as Johnson won't go quietly, it's just not in his nature. His political career is over now though, I know @bolty58is suggesting that he'll be back, but I don't see how, as there is now no room for him in the Conservative Party. Perhaps he could set up a party with Farage  (Johnson, not Bolty)

I made a prediction on here a few days ago, and I'm now even more strongly of the belief that Johnson, at some point in the next 3 to 5 years, will come out and suggest that leaving the EU was a mistake, and that the UK shouldn't have done it. He is actually shameless enough to do that, and he knows it'll give him the sufficient air time that he craves, especially when we've all moved on, and he's in danger of just becoming a footnote.

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

There is talk, about if Sunak has the balls to do it, that he can make sure that Johnson is stripped of all of the ex PM privilege's, them main one of these being an allowance of £115K per year  (which Truss is also entitled to).

I think we could be in for an interesting few weeks, as Johnson won't go quietly, it's just not in his nature. His political career is over now though, I know @bolty58is suggesting that he'll be back, but I don't see how, as there is now no room for him in the Conservative Party. Perhaps he could set up a party with Farage  (Johnson, not Bolty)

I made a prediction on here a few days ago, and I'm now even more strongly of the belief that Johnson, at some point in the next 3 to 5 years, will come out and suggest that leaving the EU was a mistake, and that the UK shouldn't have done it. He is actually shameless enough to do that, and he knows it'll give him the sufficient air time that he craves, especially when we've all moved on, and he's in danger of just becoming a footnote.

If Boris came out and said Celtic were the greatest football club on earth, his ridiculous fanboys would be wearing gren and white hooped shirts before bedtime.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

If Boris came out and said Celtic were the greatest football club on earth, his ridiculous fanboys would be wearing gren and white hooped shirts before bedtime.

He has, in the same way Trump has, managed to somehow create a cult following. The fans (if you can be a fan of a politician) of both will never hear anything bad said about either. Johnson has been found guilty of telling fibs to Parliament, no surprise there - yet some of his fans, even on here, don't think that he has lied to Parliament.

He's been sacked from numerous other jobs, for again lying, and his fans (again, on here) claim they didn't know that he's an habitual liar, when everybody has always known that he is.

The bloke is clearly very clever, I don't doubt that, he's managed to create a persona (bumbling eccentric type) which we all know is very calculated and false, and it got him to the top job. Sadly for him, and more so for us, it was a position he should never have got anywhere near. He should never really have been an MP, never mind PM

He's a great columnist. That's his forte in truth and I always enjoyed reading his essays whether I agreed with them or not.

Trouble is that he mistook an ability to put pen to paper for an ability to take high office.

Given his utter narcissism and total lack of social empathy - and the fact he's a massive fucking liar - this was never going to end well for him. In fact, the longer it went on the more certain it was that he'd end up on a political scrapheap.

Jeremy Clarkson writes good columns, so does Charlie Brooker, but neither of them would be serious political figures.

Boris should have stayed in his lane. A comic figure on the edge of politics. He was ok then.

19 minutes ago, Sweep said:

 

I think we could be in for an interesting few weeks, as Johnson won't go quietly, it's just not in his nature. His political career is over now though, I know @bolty58is suggesting that he'll be back, but I don't see how, as there is now no room for him in the Conservative Party. Perhaps he could set up a party with Farage  (Johnson, not Bolty)

 

The world just just lost a proper leader in Silvio Berlusconi. Despite all of his 'indiscretions', wonderful intentional political incorrectness and absolutely marvellous taste in women, he was elected as Prime Minister four times after opponents had 'danced on his grave' three times.

Only fools say never. Never say never.

Your 3 to 5 year timeline is bang on I reckon. Not for the reasons you state but rather for his renaissance.

24 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I made a prediction on here a few days ago, and I'm now even more strongly of the belief that Johnson, at some point in the next 3 to 5 years, will come out and suggest that leaving the EU was a mistake, and that the UK shouldn't have done it. He is actually shameless enough to do that, and he knows it'll give him the sufficient air time that he craves, especially when we've all moved on, and he's in danger of just becoming a footnote.

Highly doubt it. He's just got a job as a columnist in the Daily Mail. 

https://inews.co.uk/news/boris-johnson-new-job-daily-mail-columnist-report-lied-parliament-2416211

13 minutes ago, Sweep said:

He has, in the same way Trump has, managed to somehow create a cult following. The fans (if you can be a fan of a politician) of both will never hear anything bad said about either. Johnson has been found guilty of telling fibs to Parliament, no surprise there - yet some of his fans, even on here, don't think that he has lied to Parliament.

He's been sacked from numerous other jobs, for again lying, and his fans (again, on here) claim they didn't know that he's an habitual liar, when everybody has always known that he is.

The bloke is clearly very clever, I don't doubt that, he's managed to create a persona (bumbling eccentric type) which we all know is very calculated and false, and it got him to the top job. Sadly for him, and more so for us, it was a position he should never have got anywhere near. He should never really have been an MP, never mind PM

Spoken like a true remainer.

Irrespective of your opinion, his place in history is assured.

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

He's a great columnist. That's his forte in truth and I always enjoyed reading his essays whether I agreed with them or not.

Trouble is that he mistook an ability to put pen to paper for an ability to take high office.

Given his utter narcissism and total lack of social empathy - and the fact he's a massive fucking liar - this was never going to end well for him. In fact, the longer it went on the more certain it was that he'd end up on a political scrapheap.

Jeremy Clarkson writes good columns, so does Charlie Brooker, but neither of them would be serious political figures.

Boris should have stayed in his lane. A comic figure on the edge of politics. He was ok then.

so you're pretty much saying his peak should have been presenting "Have I got News for You"  😉

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Highly doubt it. He's just got a job as a columnist in the Daily Mail. 

https://inews.co.uk/news/boris-johnson-new-job-daily-mail-columnist-report-lied-parliament-2416211

He'll be good at that, as it's what he does best, and the DM is pretty much his target audience. And he'll get paid a shit load more than he did as PM. It'll be interesting to see how much he puts the boot in on the Conservative Party, as I have a feeling he'll want them to get absolutely massacred at the next GE

Edited June 16, 20232 yr by Sweep