1 hour ago, gonzo said:

How did he blue-tak the poster back up from inside the tunnel?

See I’ve given this some thought. 
 

Blue tacked the top. Curled it up from inside his cell and blue tacked the bottom above the top. 
 

Got in the hole and uncurled it so it hangs down. 
 

Piece of piss

Just now, mickbrown said:

See I’ve given this some thought. 
 

Blue tacked the top. Curled it up from inside his cell and blue tacked the bottom above the top. 
 

Got in the hole and uncurled it so it hangs down. 
 

Piece of piss

He didn't use fucking blu-tack. He used tape.

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

He didn't use fucking blu-tack. He used tape.

Same method. With fucking tape. 

Just now, mickbrown said:

Same method. With fucking tape. 

No fucking curling required either. He just lifted it up like a flap and climbed through, then let it fall back down behind him. For fucks sake, THINK man!

38 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Gonna be tough for a thousand of em in Port Talbot to knuckle down.

Yep ... this has been on the news in Wales for years, it was inevitable and I'm surprised it took so long.

A win for those that want greener steel.

42 minutes ago, Spider said:

He got his blue passport.

For him, that’s all that mattered.

that’s the only benefit that really affects him as he sits gurning at Spanish waiters down Benidorm prom.

Keep it simple. You know.

So predictable 😂

7 hours ago, Spider said:

“Shall I stay in Britain and be a true patriot? YES”

<come to Australia for more money please Mr Bolty>
 

“Shall I stay in Britain and be a true patriot? NO because money”

 

we all change our minds luv, you need to accept it and (cough) move on

Why do I sometimes take simpletons off ignore? Something to ponder.

The best thing to do with the green eyed monster is stow it in your coal shed.

7 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Have you seen the numbers coming here with exactly that, the welcome mat and front door wide open? Then compare those numbers to those coming over on small boats from France, what do you see?

I see no ships.

7 hours ago, Spider said:

Anyway

Whilst Bonza Brexit Bruce is in the area

Remember me saying the steel industry in Britain was supposed to benefit from Brexit? We were told this key manufacturing sector was at the core of what Brexit Benefits were going to be?

Well

Keep an eye on Tata Steel in Port Talbot.

Ill wait for the Brexit benefit police to come at me.

Still bitter. It would be amusing if not so pitiful.

7 hours ago, Spider said:

Only because they haven’t installed Enoch Powell as leader

He died in 1998. I reckon I might still be tempted to back him in a lectern exit test against Joe Biden.

3 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Why is she a slapper?  Do you know something we don't?

Much apparently.

Who is 'we'?

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

So is she a slapper or not?

Yes. A silicone pumped one.

40 minutes ago, Cheese said:

No fucking curling required either. He just lifted it up like a flap and climbed through, then let it fall back down behind him. For fucks sake, THINK man!

Less chance of damage when climbing through if the bottom is securely fucking taped out of the way

Just now, mickbrown said:

Less chance of damage when climbing through if the bottom is securely fucking taped out of the way

Now you're fucking OVER thinking it.

23 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Yes. A silicone pumped one.

Silicone pumped

8 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Now you're fucking OVER thinking it.

I’m tunnelling out of a prison. Course I’m going to put some fucking thought into it. 

9 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

I’m tunnelling out of a prison. Course I’m going to put some fucking thought into it. 

Using resources that don't fucking exist!

8 hours ago, Cheese said:

No fucking curling required either. He just lifted it up like a flap and climbed through, then let it fall back down behind him. For fucks sake, THINK man!

Would the poster still keep enough tension for the prison boss mon to throw rocks through it though?

Would it not have flapped?

 

9 hours ago, bolty58 said:

I see no ships.

I thought as much.

10 hours ago, gonzo said:

Gonna be tough for a thousand of em in Port Talbot to knuckle down.

This has aged well...

 

33 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

This has aged well...

 

He put a union flag next to it 🇬🇧 

So just you stop being so unpatriotic 

10 hours ago, L/H White said:

Silicone pumped

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

I thought

Impressed at that specific point in your response as I often consider you to be parroting socialist dogma.

Besides my obvious predilection for being obtuse, there was more than just a Nelsonesque  dalliance in that response.

Down here, the problem was solved with gunboats turning the fuckers back and escorting them safely back to their point of departure. Maybe time to get serious and fuck the ECHR off and properly protect our borders?

15 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Impressed at that specific point in your response as I often consider you to be parroting socialist dogma.

Besides my obvious predilection for being obtuse, there was more than just a Nelsonesque  dalliance in that response.

Down here, the problem was solved with gunboats turning the fuckers back and escorting them safely back to their point of departure. Maybe time to get serious and fuck the ECHR off and properly protect our borders?

Socialist? Give over. Just because I think this iteration of the Conservative Party is utter dogshit does not make me a left wing Corbynite.

You wank over Thatchers ghost yet fail to see she wouldn't tolerate the ineptitude of this government and would never have made such drastic mistakes from Cameron onwards.  And she made some fucking howlers.

37 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Impressed at that specific point in your response as I often consider you to be parroting socialist dogma.

Besides my obvious predilection for being obtuse, there was more than just a Nelsonesque  dalliance in that response.

Down here, the problem was solved with gunboats turning the fuckers back and escorting them safely back to their point of departure. Maybe time to get serious and fuck the ECHR off and properly protect our borders?

Our?

You’re Australian. Nowt to do with you typoman.