Love him or hate him the lads got some nuts, caught this lad a cracker here.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNP2y7ELus&feature=youtu.be

16 minutes ago, kent_white said:

What? Say something ridiculous and then self fellate when someone tells you you're saying something ridiculous.

Behold - the new Mystic Meg.

If you're gonna sin you need to be original

40 minutes ago, kent_white said:

What? Say something ridiculous and then self fellate when someone tells you you're saying something ridiculous.

Behold - the new Mystic Meg.

Self fellate?

Have you ever had an admission where someone has knackered their back in whilst trying?

I'd be curious to hear their made up reasons!

8 hours ago, royal white said:

Well that clears that. What about how these restriction get published? Anyone any ideas? I could live stream all day outside court without having a clue if any cases had restrictions on them.

you could

but if you got caught doing so, was made aware of what you were doing was wrong (if you didn't know already) and was told not to do it again, would you? Like what he did at Canterbury

anyway, he knew

“There is a reporting restriction on this case,” 

“I have to be super careful, you see, because when I was coming to these court cases, part of what the police did was they dawn raided me and they put me on a contempt of court charge, which would mean that I could face prison.”

the law is shit at times, no doubt about it, but one thing that cannot be pleaded here in his case is ignorance

21 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Self fellate?

Have you ever had an admission where someone has knackered their back in whilst trying?

I'd be curious to hear their made up reasons!

No but I've seen various people admitted with various implements stuck up various holes. More common that you might imagine!

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

No but I've seen various people admitted with various implements stuck up various holes. More common that you might imagine!

 

A bunch of tools...

19 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

you could

but if you got caught doing so, was made aware of what you were doing was wrong (if you didn't know already) and was told not to do it again, would you? Like what he did at Canterbury

anyway, he knew

“There is a reporting restriction on this case,” 

“I have to be super careful, you see, because when I was coming to these court cases, part of what the police did was they dawn raided me and they put me on a contempt of court charge, which would mean that I could face prison.”

the law is shit at times, no doubt about it, but one thing that cannot be pleaded here in his case is ignorance

 

Whatever he did or didn't do there's no doubt that there are people in positions of power who want to silence him as soon as humanly possible. He's thrown the spotlight on authorities not doing the right thing in the name of political correctness and they want it back in the shadows in double quick time.

He's played into their hands of course and can be labelled naive or worse.

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

No but I've seen various people admitted with various implements stuck up various holes. More common that you might imagine!

 

My cousin is a general surgeon up in Glasgow and had to perform an op on a guy that had shoved a shaving brush up his arse but with it being bristles down couldn't get the purchase to get it out again. Needless to say it wasn't a close shave

A dab hand at polishing the bathroom mirror.

I'm not sure why anybody would want to suck their own knob even if they could do? Or anybody else's for that matter!

5 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

If you're gonna sin you need to be original

Whatever your point is it's whooshed well over my head 

12 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Whatever your point is it's whooshed well over my head 

😂

 

I misquoted Mike The Cool Person

What were you Suppin?

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

What were you Suppin?

Jack Daniels Master Distiller no5

 

Then gin when I remembered its a school night

Ouch!

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Ouch!

I feel great now 😂

 

Missus is in hospital so I've made the most of the situation 

47 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

I feel great now 😂

 

Missus is in hospital so I've made the most of the situation 

Everything ok?

as seen on twitter:

also

in order to get asylum somwhere, don't you have to be in the country first?

and given he's been found guilty of contempt of court, I would presume he can't leave the country pending the verdict

it's probably not like he can get on a plane himself and go there, what with his criminal record and all that along with the fact last time he went he tried to get in with someone else's passport

so is he asking for Trump to arrange for the US to come pick up and smuggle him out the country and into the US without anyone noticing?

Edited July 10, 20196 yr by ZicoKelly

1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said:

as seen on twitter:

also

in order to get asylum somwhere, don't you have to be in the country first?

and given he's been found guilty of contempt of court, I would presume he can't leave the country pending the verdict

so is he asking for Trump to arrange for the US to come pick up and smuggle him out the country without anyone noticing?

it's probably not like he can get on a plane himself and go there, what with his criminal record and all that

They have a fancy new embassy he could go to. Worked out just fine for Assange... Or not.

31 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Everything ok?

Her ankle is made of toothpicks. Slipped off the decking, dislocated it and fractured in three places. Was pinned on Monday, hopefully out tomorrow after 13 days. Meanwhile my mam is in Salford Royal and my sister in Frimley Park! 

 

Ace

 

But cheers for asking

Just now, Dr Faustus said:

Her ankle is made of toothpicks. Slipped off the decking, dislocated it and fractured in three places. Was pinned on Monday, hopefully out tomorrow after 13 days. Meanwhile my mam is in Salford Royal and my sister in Frimley Park! 

 

Ace

 

But cheers for asking

Bloody hell mate😱

Sounds a bad one. What did you grease the deck with?

Joking aside, hope all get well.

I'm lucky I have a very understanding employer: reduced hours until she's home, then I'll combine working from home for core hours to look after her, and use my carers allowance to supplement the last hour or so. Means I can be home for 14 weeks without losing leave or pay. Can see my mam in the evenings then

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Sounds a bad one. What did you grease the deck with?

Joking aside, hope all get well.

😂😂😂, she knows not to showboat when having a kickaround in the garden now

Sometimes I think TR is very clever indeed, with the way he plays the media, and get's people to give him money........and other times, I think he just must be as thick as mince. This latest escapade is just ridiculous, but no doubt his usual supporters will be along fawning over him and saying how hard done by he's been 

1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said:

Her ankle is made of toothpicks. Slipped off the decking, dislocated it and fractured in three places. Was pinned on Monday, hopefully out tomorrow after 13 days. Meanwhile my mam is in Salford Royal and my sister in Frimley Park! 

 

Ace

 

But cheers for asking

Bloody hell....Wanderersways Jonah

Please don’t meet me for a pint or punch up.