Who’s in?

after today obvs 

lost 2 and a bit Stone last year. Put a bit back on last two months but nothing that can’t be shifted with a bit of graft.

 

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

Seriously, she reaches over from the back of me to trim what it left of my hair and her tits push against either side of my back and jiggle as she trims away. She is oblivious I think which is most disappointing. The 16 year old lad fucking loves it! 😆

How much is her OAP price ?

Asking for a pensioner.

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

Seriously, she reaches over from the back of me to trim what it left of my hair and her tits push against either side of my back and jiggle as she trims away. She is oblivious I think which is most disappointing. The 16 year old lad fucking loves it! 😆

She knows what she’s doing 😂

My barber is bald with a Viking beard who got tricked into buying salt when he wanted cocaine and we spend our time talking about vegetarian recipes and travel documentaries 

9 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Seriously, she reaches over from the back of me to trim what it left of my hair and her tits push against either side of my back and jiggle as she trims away. She is oblivious I think which is most disappointing. The 16 year old lad fucking loves it! 😆

When I was 16 year old Saturday girl in the local hairdressers this bloke used to come in once a month. I'd have to wash his hair and the fucking noises he'd make whilst I was doing it made me gip. Deffo tickling his balls under the Cape. 🤢

8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

When I was 16 year old Saturday girl in the local hairdressers this bloke used to come in once a month. I'd have to wash his hair and the fucking noises he'd make whilst I was doing it made me gip. Deffo tickling his balls under the Cape. 🤢

Who was ?

1 minute ago, Francis Fogarty said:

Who was ?

His own. I wasn't touching old man balls. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

His own. I wasn't touching old man balls. 

Bet you have touched loads!

Just now, Winchester White said:

Bet you have touched loads!

Out of order that @maje isn’t that old

10 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Had to drop my lad off at his mum’s in St Helens this morning and then go straight to the UniBolt to pick up our tickets for tonight. If eating a pie barm and a sausage roll chaser on a car park in Platt Bridge at 11.30am isn’t going to be a wake up call for me then nowt will.*

*I’ve literally just opened a bottle of Fanta in the car on the way to Hartlepool and both driver and front seat passenger could smell the vodka in it as soon as I opened it, whereas I actually think it’s quite weak (75ml vodka, 450ml Fanta), so that can serve as my secondary wake up call. Sort my shit out from tomorrow…

75 to 450 isn't strong, approx 5.4%

 

12 hours ago, Rudy said:

Out of order that @maje isn’t that old

I feel it

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

6 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

Dolmio stir in sauce is about 70kcalsper serving 

Or pesto

7 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

Try Shakshuka - breakfast or lunch dish and takes five minutes. 

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/healthy-shakshuka

That's quick, and make the sauce to put over if you want, its just paprika and cumin really - good to eat hot or cold.

 

24 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

Windward Chilli Sauce from Home Bargains - stick your bogroll in the freezer.

Home bargains also sell a range of sauces and ketchup called "Crucials" they are all very low in sins on a slimming world plan.

47 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

Mix together a splash of Nando’s peri peri and the really low calorie mayo from Aldi. Beautiful.

Weighed myself this morning. Put on three stone since March. No wonder three quarters of my wardrobe is out of bounds. Bring back lockdown 🙃

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

https://theskinnyfoodco.com/collections/fakeaway-collection

These are meant to be ok. But like someone sai just go home bargains. 

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Anyone recommend a low cal sauce type thing?

Im going back on my meat and veg diet next week but cant face dry chicken again

All my meals pre prepped so it needs to be summet quick to lob on.

skinny food company do loads, just squirt a bit on

Fat free yoghurt and some harissa paste is one of my go tos as an alternative to mayo/perinaise.

Tremendous advice folks. Thankyou.

As trivial as it may seems its always been a huge barrier for me and tipping point over the edge. I can do the gym and stuff. Can even kick the ale. Just need sauce 🤣

4 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Tremendous advice folks. Thankyou.

As trivial as it may seems its always been a huge barrier for me and tipping point over the edge. I can do the gym and stuff. Can even kick the ale. Just need sauce 🤣

I've more condiments in this house than actual food. I know how you feel 😂

2 favourites at the moment are (garlic one is HB) - 

Yeah, the Crucials stuff is very low cal.

didn't drink on the 1st

drank on the 2nd and 3rd

didn't drink last night

did 10k on the 3rd

been the gym today

I am gasping for a beer tonight

Ended up with a shit load of chilli sauces for Christmas. With a variety of heat.

I will be using these to make suitable coatings for chicken etc.

I'm fairly sure I read somewhere that chillies help raise the metabolic rate (fat burning) and contain other compounds that benefit the body in various ways.

Get some down you.

I've not had a drink today (yet), but I've had some for each of the previous 13 days.