Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Not many

Just ask him to make sure he's going to the right place

Be a fucker to miss it

Just now, Casino said:

Not many

Just ask him to make sure he's going to the right place

Be a fucker to miss it

Avondale Health Centre apparently.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/19012347.vaccination-centres-running-areas-bolton----/

Yeah, thats on the BN list

Very limited locations

Anybody can do a flu jab

My mum is annoyed as she's 69 so just missing out on the first draft so to speak.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

My mum is annoyed as she's 69 so just missing out on the first draft so to speak.

Thats a real shame

Think about it though, when dads having second one, she will have had her first

They'll be well on the way

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

My mum is annoyed as she's 69 so just missing out on the first draft so to speak.

My MIL is 84 and not been asked yet  

Fucking me off that people think I need a daily update on this from my missus. Despite being asked every day I have no idea when she might be asked to go along. 

Over 1000 deaths again today, unless the Government is still massaging the numbers to try and scare people

A new and improved 912 million quid worth of LFT kits to commence here from February 15th.

Tender closed today, Notice of Intention to Award is announced on the 25th, then the rollout mid Feb.

All ironic re Feb 15th date isn't it ?

1 minute ago, Ani said:

My MIL is 84 and not been asked yet  

Fucking me off that people think I need a daily update on this from my missus. Despite being asked every day I have no idea when she might be asked to go along. 

Mrs Sweeps grandmother is 94,and still hasn't had hers yet. She's housebound, and is waiting for someone to come round and do it, which she's been told will happen in the next three or four weeks

Back to cats

Our local Facebook group is in meltdown

 

Somebodies cat has come home having been shot by a pellet gun

Bloke suggested it mightve been shitting in somebodies garden

Good lord, they want him reporting to GMP

 

Fwiw, anybody shooting animals, even manky cats, want their balls chopping off

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Back to cats

Our local Facebook group is in meltdown

 

Somebodies cat has come home having been shot by a pellet gun

Bloke suggested it mightve been shitting in somebodies garden

Good lord, they want him reporting to GMP

 

Fwiw, anybody shooting animals, even manky cats, want their balls chopping off

Dont get why you’d shoot a cat

Its much more satisfying to feel your foot go through it.

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Back to cats

Our local Facebook group is in meltdown

 

Somebodies cat has come home having been shot by a pellet gun

Bloke suggested it mightve been shitting in somebodies garden

Good lord, they want him reporting to GMP

 

Fwiw, anybody shooting animals, even manky cats, want their balls chopping off

Local farmer by us couple of years ago shot a dog that was in his field of sheep off the lead 

 

The dog was sat by his feet  at the time  

19 minutes ago, Casino said:

Thats a real shame

Think about it though, when dads having second one, she will have had her first

They'll be well on the way

Yeah, I suppose - they need it, I think they have really suffered from not seeing people. Mum was beside herself when christmas was cancelled. They miss the grandkids massively.

16 minutes ago, Ani said:

My MIL is 84 and not been asked yet  

Fucking me off that people think I need a daily update on this from my missus. Despite being asked every day I have no idea when she might be asked to go along. 

Wonder why, as I said my partner's nan had her second jab this week, she's in her mid 80s.

 

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Dont get why you’d shoot a cat

Its much more satisfying to feel your foot go through it.

Nah - a dog has much more oomph. Belted one when it ran up to my daugther and lept on her in a park knocking her over as a toddler. Thinking about it, it would have be fairer to do that to the owner.

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Wonder why, as I said my partner's nan had her second jab this week, she's in her mid 80s.

 

It varies area to area

Lots of GPs didnt get involved at the beginning

I believe Horwich is just starting

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

It varies area to area

Lots of GPs didnt get involved at the beginning

I believe Horwich is just starting

We let the plebs do the food tasting.

3 million tests suggest it’s safe for the normals.

My 85 yr old dad had his yesterday , lives in Astley bridge but was told to go to Tonge moor for the jab.

6 minutes ago, burnden said:

My 85 yr old dad had his yesterday , lives in Astley bridge but was told to go to Tonge moor for the jab.

It'd be either Waters Meeting or TM for him

Dunno how they decide

Prob down to which surgery

Edited January 14, 20215 yr by Casino

It is

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Nothing. I repeat nothing stinks as bad as a cats breath. With the exception of cat shit. Which cat owners inexplicably encourage them to do inside the home and then leave it there, stinking the kitchen out.

You fucking dirty bastards! 😁

Not half.

Go round to a customer's in summer and there are always a number of cat food trays with contents at various stages of decomposition, littered all over the driveway and patio. Bin loaded with litter and flies happily puking and slurping away.

A real gip fest.

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Not half.

Go round to a customer's in summer and there are always a number of cat food trays with contents at various stages of decomposition, littered all over the driveway and patio. Bin loaded with litter and flies happily puking and slurping away.

A real gip fest.

Got to disagree here mate......did a Klinnsman style celebration dive years ago in a cup semi final on Walkers pitch.....straight into a pile of dog shit...fuck me ,that was horrific and couldn't smell anything but dog shit for the next 5 years when I was clouting bing.

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Not half.

Go round to a customer's in summer and there are always a number of cat food trays with contents at various stages of decomposition, littered all over the driveway and patio. Bin loaded with litter and flies happily puking and slurping away.

A real gip fest.

Who the fuck are your customers 😁

As I say, if you have a dog, your house smells of dog. You might not think it does, but lordy it wiffs. Muddy, wet mutts.

Dogs and their owners. Dirty as. 

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

The chap at the Garden nursery on Plodder Lane told me to just get a shotgun when I enquired about about pungent plants that may keep cats away.

Be nice if cats could catch Covid, to many of the fuckers shitting in everyones garden, especially those scouse cats, proper cunts they are.

Cats can, but they only give it to dog owners