Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

31 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I'll wait for the final analysis of excess deaths the world over then.

That’ll be interesting 

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

That’ll be interesting 

Especially as it isn’t possible to do it.

Spider in porkies shocker.

https://ourworldindata.org/excess-mortality-covid

Perhaps he meant Europe?

 

 

12 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Especially as it isn’t possible to do it.

Spider in porkies shocker.

https://ourworldindata.org/excess-mortality-covid

Perhaps he meant Europe?

 

 

He’s just passionate

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

He’s just passionate

About being contrary!

 

 

1 hour ago, Spider said:

UK now has the highest death rate per population in the world.

Not a glowing endorsement of our approach.

Top top top of the league!

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Top top top of the league!

We may be in the europa league spots soon though.

Its a really tight division.

 

7 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

 

I was just about to post this myself. It's extremely encouraging.

22 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

 

Game changer?

Mrs was talking to checkout guy in local Waitrose the other day 

Said he was normally night shift but had to do days now as 22 staff were off, either with it or isolating 

They had rules in place like "you can't go upstairs together" (presumably to the canteen) but no one was sticking to them 

They've had to shut the whole store now

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Mrs was talking to checkout guy in local Waitrose the other day 

Said he was normally night shift but had to do days now as 22 staff were off, either with it or isolating 

They had rules in place like "you can't go upstairs together" (presumably to the canteen) but no one was sticking to them 

They've had to shut the whole store now

Did she cycle there?

16 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Game changer?

Could well be very good news 

15 hours ago, Rudy said:

Did she cycle there?

nah, but her and her mum mates have got is sussed

to keep the number of cars off the road and to limit the amount of times they go to the shops, one of them has a  people carrier who picks them all up for a weekly big shop

they then split off into twos in waitrose, obviously, as they natter and shop round the aisles

then to suport the local economy, they go for a coffee after and sit in the car park for more chat and shit, with the car doors and windows open, obviously

mazing what you can do if you just apply a little common sense

25 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

nah, but her and her mum mates have got is sussed

to keep the number of cars off the road and to limit the amount of times they go to the shops, one of them has a  people carrier who picks them all up for a weekly big shop

they then split off into twos in waitrose, obviously, as they natter and shop round the aisles

then to suport the local economy, they go for a coffee after and sit in the car park for more chat and shit, with the car doors and windows open, obviously

mazing what you can do if you just apply a little common sense

Amazing how you can drag this all out for longer than necessary when people apply what they consider to be common sense

12 minutes ago, wiggy said:

Amazing how you can drag this all out for longer than necessary when people apply what they consider to be common sense

(it's an old joke from last week, though I've got "plenty mileage"* left with it)

 

*pun intended

Apologies Zico. Missed the irony. I'm having a tired and grumpy day.

1 minute ago, wiggy said:

Apologies Zico. Missed the irony. I'm having a tired and grumpy day.

Get some waterproofs on, and fuck off outside for a bit.

Didn't feel like walking the hounds in it at first, but glad I did; saw a couple of faces not seen for a while and found a load of newly cut trees which will be making their way into my wood store at some point.

Most of all, just some fresh air and a bit of nature. 

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Get some waterproofs on, and fuck off outside for a bit.

Didn't feel like walking the hounds in it at first, but glad I did; saw a couple of faces not seen for a while and found a load of newly cut trees which will be making their way into my wood store at some point.

Most of all, just some fresh air and a bit of nature. 

It's good advice. Thanks. Does always seem to help.

Snp saying that we should be Upto 400k per week vaccinations by end of feb. within 3 months majority of the adult population up Here will have been offered first jab so mid April. Summer is looking good for boozing gents 😎

49 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Snp saying that we should be Upto 400k per week vaccinations by end of feb. within 3 months majority of the adult population up Here will have been offered first jab so mid April. Summer is looking good for boozing gents 😎

Presumably not to include English folk living in Scotland?

8 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Presumably not to include English folk living in Scotland?

She might not even be around by then 😉

 

 https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-faces-more-questions-over-alex-salmond-bullying-claims-after-internal-emails-leaked-12192267

8 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Presumably not to include English folk living in Scotland?

Think we are all getting sent home pal. 

10 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

She might not even be around by then 😉

 

 https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-faces-more-questions-over-alex-salmond-bullying-claims-after-internal-emails-leaked-12192267

She was asked today by willie Rennie , who clearly knew the answer judging by his face, do you have a problem with the distribution of the vaccine first minister and you Going to admit it?

 

her response. No. 🤣. She’s a bare faced liar. She will be exposed Eventually. Worst kind of human she will be called then 
 

 

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

She was asked today by willie Rennie , who clearly knew the answer judging by his face, do you have a problem with the distribution of the vaccine first minister and you Going to admit it?

 

her response. No. 🤣. She’s a bare faced liar. She will be exposed Eventually. Worst kind of human she will be called then 
 

 

Absolutely mate. Her lies are so blatant too. Like when she lied on the BBC to either Neil or Marr.

When even Sky are digging into her lies, it means trouble, and she will be fucked properly once she has to answer to the Salmond claims. Will be a major popcorn fest then 🍿 

The SNP are no better than the GOP