Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Got this book called The Daily Stoic, daily wisdom and stuff for those of a certain mindset

Not read it for about a week so had a look back over the last few days

Friday's entry was timely to say the least

794 in 24 hours in Italy

Holy testicle Tuesday Batman.

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

794 in 24 hours in Italy

Holy testicle Tuesday Batman.

Considering they have PPE and have been Isolating the figures there are fucking frightening 6557 new cases just today there .

On 20/03/2020 at 12:16, Youri McAnespie said:

I've noticed a worrying trend regarding those born and bred here or thereabouts - who got ideas above their station, thought they were better than us and decamped to that London (or as I spell it S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E, shithole) to earn £6000 a week in pretend jobs, £5866 of which goes on weekly rent of a boxroom in a slum terrace shared with eight other deluded goons...anyway now they're all redundant and at high risk of infection in the rats' nest they've made home, they're slinking back up here, bringing with them disease and tedious tales of there always 'being something on...' in their adopted sordid griefhole.

Well they should be refused entry - they made their elitist bed, they should lie in it.

I think an original Youri "tophat" sketch would cheer up the nation, or maybe the one of Nolan doing some pointing...

Pissing my sides.

Brilliant

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Pissing my sides.

Brilliant

I’ve no more +1’s left or that would’ve got 2. 😂😂

just missing the name Howard across the southern cunt and him holding a choc ice tray 

AK47? Zico might know a guy

12 minutes ago, burnden said:

Considering they have PPE and have been Isolating the figures there are fucking frightening 6557 new cases just today there .

How could that have happened?

On 20/03/2020 at 12:32, Sweep said:

I think an original Youri "tophat" sketch would cheer up the nation, or maybe the one of Nolan doing some pointing

Was on the request of Sweep btw...xx

 

Are the Italians injecting covid into their fucking eyeballs or something.

Most places seem to have very small increases today with a few dropping.

italy needs a done putting over it. Jesus.

11 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

How could that have happened?

It’s just the lag isn’t it? And likely where we are heading I imagine within what a week or 10days? 
 

just driven to the shops and on way a group of yoof About hanging about on a street corner about 15 of them in a huddle. Just asked them if they had heard there was a deadly virus kicking about? Various replies including one telling to fuck off and die. Me getting out the car to scrag the wee cunt by the neck seemed to have the desired effect as they are no longer stood on said corner and dispersed in various directions. Shouted to them if any of the wee fuckers dads want to come round and have a chat then my car will be parked on my drive so they can see where I live easily 

 

surely the parents should be doing summat?? Or am I being harsh?

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

It’s just the lag isn’t it? And likely where we are heading I imagine within what a week or 10days? 
 

just driven to the shops and on way a group of yoof About hanging about on a street corner about 15 of them in a huddle. Just asked them if they had heard there was a deadly virus kicking about? Various replies including one telling to fuck off and die. Me getting out the car to scrag the wee cunt by the neck seemed to have the desired effect as they are no longer stood on said corner and dispersed in various directions. Shouted to them if any of the wee fuckers dads want to come round and have a chat then my car will be parked on my drive so they can see where I live easily 

 

surely the parents should be doing summat?? Or am I being harsh?

Parents probably still on the lash as you described earlier

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are the Italians injecting covid into their fucking eyeballs or something.

Most places seem to have very small increases today with a few dropping.

italy needs a done putting over it. Jesus.

You must be looking at different stats, cos I'm just seeing exponential growth everywhere

A mate in China has just posted summat on fb. 9 weeks in lockdown. 

 

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

A mate in China has just posted summat on fb. 9 weeks in lockdown. 

 

What they have been or an additional 9?

18 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

It’s just the lag isn’t it? And likely where we are heading I imagine within what a week or 10days? 
 

just driven to the shops and on way a group of yoof About hanging about on a street corner about 15 of them in a huddle. Just asked them if they had heard there was a deadly virus kicking about? Various replies including one telling to fuck off and die. Me getting out the car to scrag the wee cunt by the neck seemed to have the desired effect as they are no longer stood on said corner and dispersed in various directions. Shouted to them if any of the wee fuckers dads want to come round and have a chat then my car will be parked on my drive so they can see where I live easily 

 

surely the parents should be doing summat?? Or am I being harsh?

Probably saw you roll up in a Merc and thought you were a dealer, when you didn’t produce any skag you were gonna get both barrels 

Just now, Escobarp said:

What they have been or an additional 9?

Yeah he's been in for 9 weeks. Chengdu. 

Spent the first two weeks crawling the walls. That'll be every parent of school age kids next week! 🤣 

Paulo Dybala has it. 

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Probably saw you roll up in a Merc and thought you were a dealer, when you didn’t produce any skag you were gonna get both barrels 

Thing is if they had just asked if I had any I could of sorted that 😂😂. But no they wanted to be wide 

on that topic I spoke to a boy earlier who deals various gear and he said he’s never been busier. Got me thinking of rolling back the years I must admit 

somebody will always profit from adversity 

23 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

We're already up to 233 as of an hour ago, and Italy just had 800 in a day

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Thing is if they had just asked if I had any I could of sorted that 😂😂. But no they wanted to be wide 

on that topic I spoke to a boy earlier who deals various gear and he said he’s never been busier. Got me thinking of rolling back the years I must admit 

somebody will always profit from adversity 

I can believe that, I usually buy 3.5g of weed a week, if I’m not travelling that usually does me, this week she did me 7g and knocked a fiver off, she said the demand is high and competition is up 😂

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

I can believe that, I usually buy 3.5g of weed a week, if I’m not travelling that usually does me, this week she did me 7g and knocked a fiver off, she said the demand is high and competition is up 😂

Yep lad said it was crazy. He’s done twice the amount this week upto last night as he normally does in a week including the full weekend. Says folk are bulk buying as well  lads who usual get a bag on a friday getting an 8 ball and stuff. 

time to dust off the scales I reckon 

6 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

We're already up to 233 as of an hour ago, and Italy just had 800 in a day

4825 deaths in Italy 

46 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are the Italians injecting covid into their fucking eyeballs or something.

Most places seem to have very small increases today with a few dropping.

italy needs a done putting over it. Jesus.

They locked down the whole of Lombardy on 7th March. 2 weeks ago, so probably another week or so of growth before they see if it's worked or not.

They did the initial 11 northern provinces 22nd Feb, it has worked there, they've had big drops in growth. 

We haven't locked down anywhere 

We are 2 weeks behind them

Edited March 21, 20206 yr by peelyfeet