Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Fascinating read. Let’s hope we acted in time. And let’s hope the warnings at the end don’t come to pass.

 

38 minutes ago, e2e4 said:

if various corona viruses have only been around for 10000 years, why are there coronaviruses now ?

shouldnt "herd immunity" have killed them off ?

i think smelling like milk is probably better than eating civets. probably gave us the strength to not die from a cold. 

same with mediterraneans "they eat olive oil and theyre dead healthy compared to the EnglishTM" but its kicking their arses. 

summats up. Pork and Lard or summat leftfield like virophages will knacker it. 

itll be mosquitoes or summat at fault for it in the end. bastards

cant believe powdered elephant tusk or ground up tiger bile hasnt worked. 

 

 

Viruses mutate, they change shape. This is how they jump from one species to another, and how they come back year after year. 

This is why the flu vaccine is issued every year - its slightly different every year, fighting slightly different viruses.

If they don't mutate they die off.

 

For those of you at home with youngsters Audible are offering free listening during the current crisis.

https://stories.audible.com/discovery

 

7 minutes ago, freds dad said:

For those of you at home with youngsters Audible are offering free listening during the current crisis.

https://stories.audible.com/discovery

 

Nice one

Girl my mate knows who is a Paramedic in Livingston has caught it. That’s going to be some job to trace who she’s been in contact with I suspect. Not good and starting to ramp up now. It’s only just begun but I guess we will soon have a better idea what we are dealing with 

18 minutes ago, freds dad said:

For those of you at home with youngsters Audible are offering free listening during the current crisis.

https://stories.audible.com/discovery

 

nice one

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Girl my mate knows who is a Paramedic in Livingston has caught it. That’s going to be some job to trace who she’s been in contact with I suspect. Not good and starting to ramp up now. It’s only just begun but I guess we will soon have a better idea what we are dealing with 

We aren't doing any tracing are we?

 

this would be good

http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2020-03-17-infectious-disease-experts-provide-evidence-coronavirus-mobile-app-instant-contact 

Just now, peelyfeet said:

We aren't doing any tracing are we?

 

this would be good

http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2020-03-17-infectious-disease-experts-provide-evidence-coronavirus-mobile-app-instant-contact 

I meant for her to be able to warn people she has been in contact with 
 

yeah I saw the app that’s been rolled out in a couple of countries. Good idea 

For Malc

 

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf

Wife is still in bed after 6 days and has absolutely no sense of smell or taste today which a friend who is a GP tells me can happen after a viral infection. Whether that's covid or another virus or not a virus at all we will probably never know.

One thing I do know is that if people know you're doing the 14 days you end up with all sorts of food and ale at your back door, it's like every day is Xmas at the mo.

House two doors down are having a party, must be 25 people in their garden/orangery. 

They mentioned lack of taste and smell as new symptoms of covid on the government broadcast earlier today.

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

House two doors down are having a party, must be 25 people in their garden/orangery. 

Cunts 

4 minutes ago, burnden said:

They mentioned lack of taste and smell as new symptoms of covid on the government broadcast earlier today.

aye, was just about to post the same thing - doctors / front liners starting to show signs of this

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Cunts 

Just got off the phone to my mate who usually works in HCU at Royal Bolton, she’s been onto the ICU, she’s working around the clock emotionally and physically drained. They’re run off their feet, and people are taking the piss by sticking two fingers up to the government and having a get together. 
It would take the strain off them if they abided by social distancing or stayed in.

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Just got off the phone to my mate who usually works in HCU at Royal Bolton, she’s been onto the ICU, she’s working around the clock emotionally and physically drained. They’re run off their feet, and people are taking the piss by sticking two fingers up to the government and having a get together. 
It would take the strain off them if they abided by social distancing or stayed in.

It’s exactly that it’s taking the fucking piss. Karma is a great leveller but as pointed out to me last night on here sad thing is these fuckers won’t limit the spread to themselves sadly they will spread it like wildfire. We all need to be doing our bit 

they will act all gormless when it takes a grip and look for sympathy 

She was upset about it this morning because it's making her not want to eat and she was wondering wtf was going.on but my friend told me about viral infections and she read summat herself online and it calmed her down.

Folk having gatherings aren't sticking two fingers at the government imo they're sticking two fingers up at all of us, set of thick cunts.

28 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

House two doors down are having a party, must be 25 people in their garden/orangery. 

Go and post a turd thru the letterbox. 

16 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

She was upset about it this morning because it's making her not want to eat and she was wondering wtf was going.on but my friend told me about viral infections and she read summat herself online and it calmed her down.

Folk having gatherings aren't sticking two fingers at the government imo they're sticking two fingers up at all of us, set of thick cunts.

It’s a good job she’s not hungry, because another group of wankers (maybe the same group as them having the gatherings, come to think about it) are stockpiling all the food.

Germany’s numbers are still promising.

Lockdown does work.

Go to that house and knock everyone of the cunts out.

Wash your hands

4 hours ago, MickyD said:

Spoke to someone I went to school with this morning. Clever bloke, not a knob head or anything.

Anyway, going back to Casino's earlier post about his (and others') 5 or 6 week cough in January. Well, this guy also had similar. He wonders if, possibly, this was actually UK's CV19 and we just didn't know it. Then, folk going home to China for the Chinese New Year then introduced it to China where it was newly identified.

I reckon he'd make a great Wanderersways poster. 

Was saying the same with some of the neighbours. Loads had mon flu around Christmas time.

I reckon we all piled into the Chinese chippies on Christmas Eve, gave it to them, and they all took it back!

20 minutes ago, Spider said:

Germany’s numbers are still promising.

Lockdown does work.

Go to that house and knock everyone of the cunts out.

Wash your hands

Germany's numbers are definitely promising. It's just concerning that our mortality rate is progressing at an almost identical level to Italy's.

I'd feel more confident if we we started testing as many people as Germany are.

Edited March 21, 20206 yr by Lt. Aldo Raine

1 hour ago, burnden said:

They mentioned lack of taste and smell as new symptoms of covid on the government broadcast earlier today.

Folk from Leigh have a clear lack of taste and they stink too