Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

Think we all did initially. Some are still doing that. 

Alot of people where I live are the same. Don't think they will take it seriously though until something fatal happens to a local

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Alot of people where I live are the same. Don't think they will take it seriously though until something fatal happens to a local

Yep

and then it’s too late

but, you know, they needed that 50th bog roll.

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Alot of people where I live are the same. Don't think they will take it seriously though until something fatal happens to a local

My dickheads Neighbours have been having a party since this afternoon. It’s not even the virus it’s the strain they could put on the NHS.

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Alot of people where I live are the same. Don't think they will take it seriously though until something fatal happens to a local

Little lever (think someone said you are from the village as am I originally)  is no different than most places pal. But it will change and these clowns will get the message but sadly it’s going to be a very costly one. 

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

My dickheads Neighbours have been having a party since this afternoon. It’s not even the virus it’s the strain they could put on the NHS.

Have you not sorted them cunts out? Get Miami and get round there 

We ballsed up early doors. Didn’t go hard enough, fast and now it’s looking like it’s going to bite us on the arse.

That first press conference just looks farcical looking back. 

Edited March 21, 20206 yr by mickbrown

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Have you not sorted them cunts out? Get Miami and get round there 

Mate I’m 5 beers and two joints in, I can barely move off my couch

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

My dickheads Neighbours have been having a party since this afternoon. It’s not even the virus it’s the strain they could put on the NHS.

You're only pissed off because you didn't get an invite....

6 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

My dickheads Neighbours have been having a party since this afternoon. It’s not even the virus it’s the strain they could put on the NHS.

My neighbours are swingers 😂😂

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Mate I’m 5 beers and two joints in, I can barely move off my couch

What's your address pal ?

 

I won't fill the neighbours in......I'll nick your telly whilst your pickled 😊

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

My neighbours are swingers 😂😂

What's their address too 😂

Just now, miamiwhite said:

What's their address too 😂

Trust me, you don't want it 😂

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Trust me, you don't want it 😂

The address or them ? 😂

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Beautiful man

No Simon Charlton

3 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

We ballsed up early doors. Didn’t go hard enough, fast and now it’s looking like it’s going to bite us on the arse.

That first press conference just looks farcical looking back. 

They were preoccupied with brexit and the labour party leadership in Jan. Political process is too slow. Too much red tape. US is much the same. Who knows, maybe this will change they way governments act in future.

Just now, miamiwhite said:

The address or them ? 😂

Both 🤣 shes got a face like a bag of spanners 

4 minutes ago, jeep said:

You're only pissed off because you didn't get an invite....

I did wonder if the party consisted of neighbours and I was the one they left out 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

My neighbours are swingers 😂😂

Sure “neighbours”

4 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

What's your address pal ?

 

I won't fill the neighbours in......I'll nick your telly whilst your pickled 😊

Take the wife leave the tv

Thinking about it, in terms of virus top trumps this could be a 10 for spreadability and death rate whilst Spanish flu was just a 6

But back then the Spaniards, and everyone else, didn't have the medical infrastructure to cope and global news to tell anyone

Imagine if this had happened as late as the 1980s

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

My neighbours are swingers 😂😂

Is it still true about swingers having them tall fern things in their garden as like a (not so) secret signal to other keys in the fruit bowl types?

Stay in.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-020-00822-x

1 minute ago, Marc505 said:

Is it still true about swingers having them tall fern things in their garden as like a (not so) secret signal to other keys in the fruit bowl types?

Yep, pampas grass! Little lever is full of them! Was talking about this with the work girls this week. They all think I'm part of some sex orgy group now 😂

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Both 🤣 shes got a face like a bag of spanners 

Nice...she'll try harder 😂

51 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Stop being cunts and stay at home 

Start Acting like you have a disease that will kill rather than thinking you are invincible. 

Why do you have to stay at home?  Loads of things you can do outside and on your own without coming into contact with other folk. 

Edited March 21, 20206 yr by Mounts Kipper

1 hour ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Some way to go before it causes the kind of damage McGinlay did to them yet. 

Likey.

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Yep, pampas grass! Little lever is full of them! Was talking about this with the work girls this week. They all think I'm part of some sex orgy group now 😂

Any of them catch sight of you frequenting Wanderers Ways and you'll have a job convincing them it's got anything to do with football 😆

Shit one of my neighbours' gardens is full of that stuff and it looks well out of place with the rest of the street as well. Bang to rights!