Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

My mates just messaged me saying Instagram up here is absolutely rammed with videos and photos of folk still on it from last night in various gaffs singing various anti boris songs. The stupidity is mind boggling. 
 

Sorry but I just hope they all get it I’m that way of thinking now. Complete disregard for others in every conceivable way 

Just now, Escobarp said:

My mates just messaged me saying Instagram up here is absolutely rammed with videos and photos of folk still on it from last night in various gaffs singing various anti boris songs. The stupidity is mind boggling. 
 

Sorry but I just hope they all get it I’m that way of thinking now. Complete disregard for others in every conceivable way 

Yeah but if they get it they spread it and mean that everything gets worse. Be better to fine the fuckers.

Well I’ve just had some awful news. My missus Great aunties son has severe asthma and has had some sort of bug for a few days which has made his breathing very troublesome and left him bed ridden 
 

overnight it got so bad and he’s now in intensive care in an induced coma and being ventilated and they are awaiting the results of the test but all things point to corona virus. 
 

He’s 45 years old or thereabouts and it’s looking grim poor sod 

 

1 hour ago, Spider said:

It’s kicking in now

Saturday.

No football. No sport. Nothing.

I know it’s not important in the grand scheme. But fucking hell.

Our Maude is on the edge. me in the house on a weekend with the sprog and dog under her feet. I’m slowly removing blunt objects or I’m gonna get it.

Think little Mo when she caved Trevors head in.

28 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

I think we are at the point where they might have to start bringing in laws that allow severe fines for people hoarding supplies, people clearly breaking government advice or anyone else acting the fucking clown. In these circumstances I’m afraid you cannot rely on people to do the right thing. Many, majority will. But the dickheads who all were crowding into pubs last night just make it worse for everyone else. The morons queuing to snaffle every last toilet roll this morning just spoil the efforts people are putting in. Time for fines. And I’m not normally one who would call for such action. But needs must.

They should take all the shopping trolleys and give everyone a basket. You can only buy what is in the basket. 

Spoke to someone I went to school with this morning. Clever bloke, not a knob head or anything.

Anyway, going back to Casino's earlier post about his (and others') 5 or 6 week cough in January. Well, this guy also had similar. He wonders if, possibly, this was actually UK's CV19 and we just didn't know it. Then, folk going home to China for the Chinese New Year then introduced it to China where it was newly identified.

I reckon he'd make a great Wanderersways poster. 

19 minutes ago, freds dad said:

They should take all the shopping trolleys and give everyone a basket. You can only buy what is in the basket. 

But then nobbers would go in huge groups all carrying one.

1 minute ago, bwfcfan5 said:

But then nobbers would go in huge groups all carrying one.

Its better than them all having a trolley

Spain.. 324 more deaths in 24hrs.

Holy fuck!

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

This guy though. Wow.

Fuckin narcissist. 

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

This guy though. Wow.

Then he won’t mind staying at the back of the ventilator queue if he gets it bad.

Whopper.

Beer is the new ‘toilet roll’

Been up to Rivvy with the dog and the kids. It’s busier than good Friday up there. Great to see in a way.

Not sure the Jogging Clubs have got the message about distancing though. 
 

Home for the rest of the day to sit in a state of moderate panic and wonder what’s a reasonable time to open the wine.

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

This guy though. Wow.

Cue the curb your enthusiasm music when he gets it.

bellend

You're giving him the attention he wants posting that stuff 🤔

Tis the magic world of social media attention whoring

 

20 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Cue the curb your enthusiasm music when he gets it.

bellend

Every time I see you avatar I get the music!

Just now, Marc505 said:

Every time I see you avatar I get the music!

The older I get the more I’m becoming like Larry

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

Been up to Rivvy with the dog and the kids. It’s busier than good Friday up there. Great to see in a way.

Not sure the Jogging Clubs have got the message about distancing though. 
 

Home for the rest of the day to sit in a state of moderate panic and wonder what’s a reasonable time to open the wine.

aye, days are currently spent wondering if it's too late for more coffee, or too early to have a beer or a smoke

did you know, the universally accepted time to start smoking each day is 4:20pm

and 4/20 is the annual day of celebration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

and this is my favourite meme about it:

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

Well I’ve just had some awful news. My missus Great aunties son has severe asthma and has had some sort of bug for a few days which has made his breathing very troublesome and left him bed ridden 
 

overnight it got so bad and he’s now in intensive care in an induced coma and being ventilated and they are awaiting the results of the test but all things point to corona virus. 
 

He’s 45 years old or thereabouts and it’s looking grim poor sod 

 

Sorry to hear that mate. But the fact that they've put him on a ventilator means they think he must have a fighting chance! 

Fingers crossed for you and your family.....

2 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Sorry to hear that mate. But the fact that they've put him on a ventilator means they think he must have a fighting chance! 

Fingers crossed for you and your family.....

Cheers kent and I will pass on that glimmer of hope to them. I’ve never met the guy and probably never will but it just brings it a little bit closer to home when you hear stuff like this eh

7 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

aye, days are currently spent wondering if it's too late for more coffee, or too early to have a beer or a smoke

did you know, the universally accepted time to start smoking each day is 4:20pm

and 4/20 is the annual day of celebration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

and this is my favourite meme about it:

Sorry to hear that @Escobarp fingers crossed pal

if various corona viruses have only been around for 10000 years, why are there coronaviruses now ?

shouldnt "herd immunity" have killed them off ?

i think smelling like milk is probably better than eating civets. probably gave us the strength to not die from a cold. 

same with mediterraneans "they eat olive oil and theyre dead healthy compared to the EnglishTM" but its kicking their arses. 

summats up. Pork and Lard or summat leftfield like virophages will knacker it. 

itll be mosquitoes or summat at fault for it in the end. bastards

cant believe powdered elephant tusk or ground up tiger bile hasnt worked. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Moon boy said:

Beer is the new ‘toilet roll’

Don’t drink much beer these days but nipped in ALDI for some bits n bobs and saw they had blonde witch so bought 4 bottles that’ll last me a month.