Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Which also happened to be his wife's birthday 

He should just hold his hand up on that one.
 

If I didn’t leave the house I was gonna kill my missus or summat.

Fucking eye test my bollox

Someone just needs to ask if his wife can drive

Look he ain’t resigning 

enjoy the rest of your bank holiday

He's made this worse and this will now rumble on ad infinitum from both sides of the media

14 minutes ago, Casino said:

Can his wife drive?

Her eyes aren’t good

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Look he ain’t resigning 

enjoy the rest of your bank holiday

I didnt think he would, still dont think he will but he's talking and talking and talking himself into his position being close to untenable here

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

He's made this worse and this will now rumble on ad infinitum from both sides of the media

Yup

He will still be around long after some of these charlatans masquerading as journalists are drawing their universal credit. 
 

2 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

I didnt think he would, still dont think he will but he's talking and talking and talking himself into his position being close to untenable here

Nah he’s just getting ground down by simpleton questions

I’ve watched the journos

He’s not as good as thought he might be.

Knows he’s fucked up.

The testing eyes with a 30 mile drive comment is Trump-esque

 

For balance I would  also pretty much place my house on him not having Had covid. 

30 minutes ago, Casino said:

You think?

Id be amazed

If this isn’t the truth, we’ll find out

Where are the pictures?

Where did he stop on the way back?

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

For balance I would  also pretty much place my house on him not having Had covid. 

Force him to have the antibody test

4 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

I didnt think he would, still dont think he will but he's talking and talking and talking himself into his position being close to untenable here

Already was.

He's trying to sort that out, but it might not be working.

And the reporters need to learn that it's Barnard Castle, not castle Barnard. Or 'Barny' to some of the locals.

It's getting dull now.

Bring on Bozzo..

Just now, boltondiver said:

Force him to have the antibody test

I’m not really into forcing folk to do anything.  

Anyway

He’s not being potted.

So it’s all ok innit

It’s been said before, but the press are poor

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Nah he’s just getting ground down by simpleton questions

Whether the journalists or their questions are simpletons or not is almost irrelevant, they're going to dog him day after day, week after week now. It'll distract from and dilute any message the Government want to put out from now on.

It's a mess, and very very boring.

Just now, Escobarp said:

I’m not really into forcing folk to do anything.  

🥳

They haven’t got one decent question between them, just like in the daily briefings waste of time 

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

They haven’t got one decent question between them, just like in the daily briefings waste of time 

Oh shit have we got a daily briefing to come now as well?!

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

It’s been said before, but the press are poor

Asking the same thing time and again. Tedious.

Just now, Marc505 said:

Oh shit have we got a daily briefing to come now as well?!

Bonus shitshow for the Bank Holiday