Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

If he likes keeping people waiting so much let him work on the bag check at a socially distanced Heathrow airport after lockdown. A nice uninteruppted 96 hour shift should do...

Then hang him from an airbridge or chop his head off with the props of a small Isle of Man type plane.

Who's playing exhaust pipe jazz?

Went out earlier, just had to check if i stood in some dog shit

Its like, theres facts, lets join em up with crap

Word vomit 

This is the worst piece of fiction I have had the misfortune of hearing or reading

I switched off 3 minutes in

 

Seems all very plausible 

really don’t get people’s problem with it 

find something else to talk/moan about 

Yes, driving 30 miles when you supposedly can't see is perfectly plausible and not at all problematic 

Sounds like the excuses teenagers come up with when they haven't done their homework or bunked off school

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5 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Seems all very plausible 

really don’t get people’s problem with it 

find something else to talk/moan about 

Correct. I quite like him 

5 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Seems all very plausible 

really don’t get people’s problem with it 

find something else to talk/moan about 

Ive got some magic beans, here

Weird this sat at a desk set up with media coming up to microphone to speak, it's like he's interviewing them!

 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Correct. I quite like him 

Media are cnuts he doesn’t back down 

he will do for me 

Yep all checks out for me.

Now I'm going to have another six pints, get my family in the car and drive 30miles to the nearest beauty spot to see whether I'm capable of driving.

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Media are cnuts he doesn’t back down 

he will do for me 

Yep they are trying to force him to apologise and he doesn’t believe he should do fair play for standing up for himself. 

cuntsberg was getting fed up  was it 3 times she asks him the same question and an apology and regret? She needs fucking off asap 

i still think he was wrong To do it as he had no need still to do what he did I don’t think but he felt he did. 

Useless questions as we've come to expect from Peston and Laura K, just fluff journalism

Better from Beth Rigby 

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Correct. I quite like him 

He may/not be telling the truth, no doubt well find out.

But I think he has come across pretty well.

 

Hes drowning on live tv

Just now, boltondiver said:

He may/not be telling the truth, no doubt well find out.

 

 

You think?

Id be amazed

7 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Seems all very plausible 

really don’t get people’s problem with it 

find something else to talk/moan about 

Doesn't seem right going for a drive to check your eyesight! Kinell.

Can understand his reasons for fucking off- if folk are making threats and you're getting abuse at home perhaps you wouldn't want anyone else having to be at risk by coming there to help.

Still not sure he can survive all this, and the government will need to be able to move on.

 

I switched off at Beth Rigby.

Even with 12 weeks of continuous beer goggles I'd swerve her. 

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Hes drowning on live tv

Amazing how two people see something so differently? Drowning? Really? Nah 

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Doesn't seem right going for a drive to check your eyesight! Kinell.

Can understand his reasons for fucking off- if folk are making threats and you're getting abuse at home perhaps you wouldn't want anyone else having to be at risk by coming there to help.

Still not sure he can survive all this, and the government will need to be able to move on.

 

He’s belligerent that’s for sure.