Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye, although he did need a word with himself about wearing that flasher mac in the middle of the unibol pitch earlier this season, could have been a sacking offence in some peoples eyes 😉

Those eyes need testing then as it wasn’t a macintosh, but I’m sure we’ve covered that before. I do, however, appreciate fashion tips from someone who styles themself as an albino Beppe Di Marco 😘

The 90’s look is very apt as the decade when the Tories seemed to be caught in deviant behaviour every other week.
Once can only assume that it’s “the look” that Cummings is into, given your apparent infatuation with him.

Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch.

Resignation speech?

Just now, boltondiver said:

Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch.

Resignation speech?

Promotion speech

Preduction:

He won't resign

He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare

He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press

He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March

He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities

He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic

Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job

59 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Don't we all make mistakes, nobody is flawless. And when someone does make a mistake, is it an automatic sacking offence?

Although i get people are upset because he isn't holding his hands up, but fuck me, how many people do you come across who won't or sometimes never accept its their fault, happens all the time in the workplace, rightly or wrongly. Lets just hang every cunt who makes a mistake, I'm sure the world will be a better place. 3 days in and people still going on about this, this Cummings fella must be really feared.

yeah but come on, this is no ordinary workplace

it's not a mistake like leaving the office unlocked so it got burgled, or slagging a client off in an email then accidentally sending them an email

it's about setting the guidelines for keeping safe and protecting lives during a global pandemic

and then breaking the number one guideline days after you set it

in a country with the worst death toll in Europe

this is the sort of mistake that can bring a government to it's knees so to speak, and make them redundant when it comes to giving out advice moving forward, it could cost many lives moving forward

it's not like he's forgot to send a big invoice out, or gone on the piss on work expenses, it's more than just a "mistake"

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mike_Blackley/status/1264825397025406976
 

assuming that there will be the same clamor for a resignation or sacking here where it is actually evident that a lack of action has led to the spread of the virus. 

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Promotion speech

He’s already de facto PM!

4 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Preduction:

He won't resign

He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare

He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press

He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March

He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities

He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic

Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job

Will he be all doe-eyed, perhaps bringing his son with him?

The People’s Cunt

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Promotion speech

Aye, for his Xmas book

7 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Preduction:

He won't resign

He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare

He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press

He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March

He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities

He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic

Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job

I reckon that’s a pretty good prediction 

One thing that won’t soften when he’s on the telly is Mr Grey 🍆

Beppe & gianni was no match for the Mitchell’s 

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:Piers Hacker Morgan, now theres a man asking for Cummings to be hand drawn and quartered, short memory that fella.

 

I think that is officially referenced scissoring, as it is clearly cunt on cunt action 

If you’re going to resign, you don’t do it as a live broadcast across all channels. You simply resign and fuck off home.

If you’re a bit of a narcissist, and have such tight control over the government that they’d literally let you do anything you like, you hijack the airwaves and say whatever you need to cool the heat.

He’ll still be calling the shots in 4 years.

If he like isolating himself in the Northeast so much we should stick him on Lindisfarne - then get the RAF to use it for target practice.

25 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I doubt this will bring the government to its knees. 

Maybe not, but let's hope we don't have a second wave or have to reintroduce further restrictions, as i think a lot more people will now fuck it off next time

Weren't Beppe and 'our' Deano spunk-brothers?

1 hour ago, jules_darby said:

Yep, he’s had a couple of days to get his conniving crap together 

I’m sure he will have a game plan now but I’m not having it that the whole thing was some kind of masterplan from the start; my best guess is that he always thinks he’s the brightest bloke in the room..come across those types plenty in business...they always, always make mistakes

It’s arrogance. Pure and simple arrogance. 

If he's so fond of 'Finding Nemo' we should stick him on a ship bound for The Great Barrier Reef and, when it gets there, stick his feet in a bucket of concrete then tip him overboard.

This is what society has come to 😂😂😂😂Coincidental the writing is in red 🧐 strange choice of colours really 

 

boris will be heartbroken by this. I hope he will be ok. 

Edited May 25, 20206 yr by Escobarp

I'll guess it will be some kind of wishy washy explanation/apology this statement. It'll be history by next week when something else happens.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch.

Resignation speech?

4.00pm

I can’t see himself doing a resignation speech 

if he’s going he would of gone by now 

16:00 Cummings appears at front door.

16:01 The mooning commences

16:05  The mooning ceases. Cummings pulls up his pants, gives a cheery two fingered salute and retires to his home.  

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

I can’t see himself doing a resignation speech 

if he’s going he would of gone by now 

It’s definitely not. If it was it wouldn’t have a q and a with journalists afterwards. Which they’ve said he will do. 
 

he’s going nowhere. It’s wrong. But nobody is seemingly going to force this to happen so it’s just a lot of noise in essence.