Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

I can’t wait to which pair of shit jogging bottoms the scruffy twat has chosen for today’s episode of Jackanory. 

Apparently Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver.
 

He drove 260 miles and it took the contagious.

5 minutes ago, ProfessorWoland said:

16:00 Cummings appears at front door.

16:01 The mooning commences

16:02 - 16:04 - Cummings heaves out almost a pound of steamy, fresh bumtoffee into the mouth of a grateful, eager PM.

16:05  The mooning ceases. Cummings pulls up his pants, gives a cheery two fingered salute and retires to his home.  

EFA

4 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

Apparently Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver.
 

He drove 260 miles and it took the contagious.

Ha very good 😀

1 hour ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

Why, he isn't an MP, the public aren't interested in what he has to say. The twat needs fucking off not given his 5 minutes in the limelight

According to guidelines, he shouldn't be talking to the press.

However, under the circumstances, there's not much alternative. If the press want to hound someone, then he should be allowed to have his say.

Whether it will be enough or make things worse, who knows.

31 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

Apparently Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver.
 

He drove 260 miles and it took the contagious.

Like it.

Good lad keep them waiting 

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Good lad keep them waiting 

I've got things to do!

Just now, boltondiver said:

I've got things to do!

Cooking tea

They'll still be sorting out the video link from Durham.

The little weasel is shitting himself....

Hope he does this 

 

New statement from Durham Police backs up some of what the government were saying.

Not sure it changes things massively though.

I’ve come in from the sun for this. Where is the twat

Probably busy changing his story following the Durham police statement

I know the figures can be a bit slow to update after the weekend but today's look lower. Just flashed up on tv 59 In England think it was 8,7,3 in Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland respectively.

Edited May 25, 20206 yr by ProfessorWoland

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

New statement from Durham Police backs up some of what the government were saying.

Not sure it changes things massively though.

Interesting timing that. Possibly why they are waiting; to amend their story?

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

New statement from Durham Police backs up some of what the government were saying.

Not sure it changes things massively though.

As i just understood it on BBC it contradicted it, as parliament said no conversations took place?

Edited May 25, 20206 yr by ZicoKelly

He’s in two minds.

Lonsdale or Slazenger 

The police have thrown a spanner in the works, he is busy rewriting his story.

Either way, this is fucking ridiculous. 

Boobies

What’s that Twatting noise?

Just now, jules_darby said:

What’s that Twatting noise?

Is it that Led by Donkeys activist group? Fucking no need.

Yawn

5 more years