Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

34 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

For balance I would  also pretty much place my house on him not having Had covid. 

Really? That’s the one bit I did believe 

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

Imagine seeing your dad go to work in shit joggers everyday. What sort of example does that set?

Don’t need to mask it Mick just come out and say I’m a shit dad!

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

Imagine seeing your dad go to work in shit joggers everyday. What sort of example does that set?

Bet you got a pair of joggers mick 
 

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

Don’t need to mask it Mick just come out and say I’m a shit dad!

😀

Think you’re allowed 

He should probably have spoken to his wife before all this, so their accounts of what happened actually matched.

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Bet you got a pair of joggers mick 
 

Bet I fucking ain’t. What sort of peasant you take me for? Cheeky bastard 😀

I’ve seen my new uniform for next season. I think Jimi Hendrix has designed it 

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

Really? That’s the one bit I did believe 

He said his lad was negative didn't he?

Possible they all had some bug or other, though also highly possible he did have it and other 2 didn't.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

He should probably have spoken to his wife before all this, so their accounts of what happened actually matched.

Not seen what his wife wrote, but it would look really suspicious if they were very closely matched.

 

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I’ve seen my new uniform for next season. I think Jimi Hendrix has designed it 

Is that the lovely Paisley one that Liam Gallagher commented on?

 

The "I don't give a fuck as long as it winds up the lefties" I can accept - it's a bit sad, but it's a point of view. 

Anyone who thinks that was actually credible is a moonman. The eye-test alone is 'Prince Andrew can't sweat' levels of ridiculous.

Should at least put to bed the idea of him being some sort of Dark Arts genius.

Edited May 25, 20206 yr by Tombwfc

So last night, or 24 hours ago, Boris said that all rumours of him driving to Barney were (quote) “Palpably false”

And yet just now, Cummings has said he DID in fact go there.

boom facts boom boom 💥 💥 facts on heads etc...

How very credible.

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Bet I fucking ain’t. What sort of peasant you take me for? Cheeky bastard 😀

All the trend these days 

skinny leg joggers with trainer socks 

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Not seen what his wife wrote, but it would look really suspicious if they were very closely matched.

 

She papped on about their illness. Just forgot to mention they were on a farm near his family

22 minutes ago, ZiggyStardust said:

Unique.

sorry, yes

it was unique in that most worried parents stayed at home during the peak of the epidemic and followed his carefully crafted "stay at home" message, and he didn't

8 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Top tier donning his everlast joggers 😁

You bottom tier in those shitstopper stonewashed jeans?😀

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

All the trend these days 

skinny leg joggers with trainer socks 

I make trends, don’t follow them. 
 

I also just laughed at the very notion. 

13 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Really?

I'd say he's incredibly strong minded- most folk would have fucked it off ages ago.

Certainly a couple of strange bits in the whole story.

There’s nothing strong about lying through your teeth. Then lying again. And then lying some more to cover your lies. 

Hes trying to save face and his job. By lying.

Strong minded my arse. 

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

There’s nothing strong about lying through your teeth. Then lying again. And then lying some more to cover your lies. 

Hes trying to save face and his job. By lying.

Strong minded my arse. 

So you’ve never been in a situation where your actions have caused you trouble and you didn’t tell the truth to save your own skin? 
 

if thats true I’m very very surprised. 
 

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

I switched off at Beth Rigby.

Even with 12 weeks of continuous beer goggles I'd swerve her. 

she is one fucking pig Even 2 years in Germany I wouldn't touch it

5 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

sorry, yes

it was unique in that most worried parents stayed at home during the peak of the epidemic and followed his carefully crafted "stay at home" message, and he didn't

Sorry,

I meant he was in the unique position of having a child, during this pandemic.

Fortunately no-one else has been under this kind of pressure.

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

So last night, or 24 hours ago, Boris said that all rumours of him driving to Barney were (quote) “Palpably false”

And yet just now, Cummings has said he DID in fact go there.

boom facts boom boom 💥 💥 facts on heads etc...

How very credible.

Did he say all of the rumours of him driving to the castle were (quote) “Palpably false”

10 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

 

Ha ha ha; tickled me that 

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