Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

12 minutes ago, Carlos said:

I'd say it's the Arndale demographic. I wouldn't be anywhere near the place.

It’s also much of the Trafford Centre, Lowry Outlet Mall and probably every other shopping mall demographic.

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

There’s a LOT to go at here:

 

Not least the fact that he would need to 'earn' 160k a year to send them to school

1 minute ago, MickyD said:

It’s also much of the Trafford Centre, Lowry Outlet Mall and probably every other shopping mall demographic.

Got dragged along to the Trafford Centre last weekend, and I don't think I saw a single person without a mask. Was pleasantly surprised - apart from the hour-long queue to get into the arcade machines. Fuck that.

I went a fortnight or so ago and reported back on here that certain groups wore them but under their chin. Security folk are actively reminding people that they should wear them over mouth and nose. Like anyone at all needed reminding.

19 minutes ago, Spider said:

There’s a LOT to go at here:

 

He's had at least 5 shags.

Asda AB last Sunday was as though masks hadn't been invented

And the vast majority of the customers were white

Andy Burnham got it right.

 

4 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

He's had at least 5 shags.

More than five. He refers to these as his five older children. I’m assuming that means there are others.

A quick wiki check reveals he’s had six shags.

1 minute ago, MickyD said:

More than five. He refers to these as his five older children. I’m assuming that means there are others.

A quick wiki check reveals he’s had six shags.

I will give you 5 mins to name all his sprogs and knowing anybody who have got the same names.😃

2 minutes ago, MickyD said:

More than five. He refers to these as his five older children. I’m assuming that means there are others.

A quick wiki check reveals he’s had six shags.

I bet he puts land of hope and glory on his Alexa to get him in the mood. And has a scone and a cup of earl grey in bed for afters. 

Just now, leigh white said:

I will give you 5 mins to name all his sprogs and knowing anybody who have got the same names.😃

Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub. Margaret, Cecil and Norman?

6 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

 

Sixtus Dominic Bonniface 

Poor kid. 

Edited September 2, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

Algernon 

Byron

Laertes

Cuthbert

Japeth

Rosencrantz

Chris greens waffling bullshit on LBC

Let it go mate, youre just making yourself look a dick

1 minute ago, peelyfeet said:

Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub. Margaret, Cecil and Norman?

Ha ha, very appropriate for the upper gentry.

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

Chris greens waffling bullshit on LBC

Let it go mate, youre just making yourself look a dick

What was he saying?

Hes just gone off

Droning on about not knowing what info the council have

Maybe he should find out

Came on about 1.40

They do catch up

 

Chris Green will be wanking himself blind at this moment in the spotlight

29 minutes ago, MickyD said:

More than five. He refers to these as his five older children. I’m assuming that means there are others.

A quick wiki check reveals he’s had six shags.

this picture of katie hopkins and her kids suggest 7

plus Boris Johnson

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

this picture of katie hopkins and her kids suggest 7

plus Boris Johnson

Her legs are more parted than her gob.

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

A lot more people caught crabs and other sexually transmitted diseases yesterday (and probably every day since June), perhaps we should ban shagging!

looking at that picture above, that might not be a bad idea.

its been mentioned on here before but the only thing them little posho's should be entitled to is a fucking good bath.

One COVID patient in Bolton Hospital?

2 hours ago, Spider said:

My God.

This is absolutely fucking shambolic.

Lockdown. No lockdown. Who fucking knows.

Boris has turned up for work just to have himself a new arse torn by Starmer. Again.

 

Really?

Just two leaders trading insults as is typical of pmq. Pointless.

30 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Really?

Just two leaders trading insults as is typical of pmq. Pointless.

I was referring to the lockdown communication (or lack thereof)

PMQ's was pretty much the norm. Boris bumbling and swerving whilst Starmer nails his fucking hat on.

18 minutes ago, Spider said:

I was referring to the lockdown communication (or lack thereof)

PMQ's was pretty much the norm. Boris bumbling and swerving whilst Starmer nails his fucking hat on.

Great use of apostrophe!