Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Presumably all supping in the bottom bull.

Suppose that's the issue when numbers are relatively small, one limited outbreak bumps them right up.

Presumably all sniffing off the same toilet cistern.......

 

One death yesterday

More people died from an anvil dropping on their head.

22 minutes ago, Spider said:

One death yesterday

More people died from an anvil dropping on their head.

That’s just Looney

9 hours ago, jeep said:

Presumably all sniffing off the same toilet cistern.......

 

Already heard similar 😁

Not been in for over 25 years, so wouldn't be able to comment on what its like now.

 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Already heard similar 😁

Not been in for over 25 years, so wouldn't be able to comment on what its like now.

 

It’s exactly that

they all thought the biff had been cut with scourer

1 hour ago, Spider said:

One death yesterday

More people died from an anvil dropping on their head.

We need urgent action on the anvil crisis.

18 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

We need urgent action on the anvil crisis.

Need a government plan, published, highlighting the dangers of being twatted by one.

We’ll all get to re-shoe our horse half price every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

As usual, the government are doing fuck all and will probably tell everyone to buy Acme Anvil Umbrellas (patent pending) weeks after every other country has done, and the pavements of Britain will be littered with squashed citizens who could have survived with quicker action from Boris and co.

25 minutes ago, Spider said:

As usual, the government are doing fuck all and will probably tell everyone to buy Acme Anvil Umbrellas (patent pending) weeks after every other country has done, and the pavements of Britain will be littered with squashed citizens who could have survived with quicker action from Boris and co.

I think you’ll find that the umbrellas will be reserved for the key workers at Timpsons

I imagine a lot of these are due to the Bottom Bull

1 hour ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

I imagine a lot of these are due to the Bottom Bull

How pathetic; deaths averaging 5/day, 300 in hospital, admissions plummeting. Virtue signalling nonsense.

I'm sure it's not a new one but today is the first time I came across the term "covidiots"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53970217

World leading track and trace

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/sep/01/bolton-council-asks-for-coronavirus-lockdown-to-remain-as-cases-rise?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

A big well done to all those pricks in Hennighans

In summary

Covid thrives on cisterns in pub bogs

2 hours ago, LeggyMountbatten said:

A big well done to all those pricks in Hennighans

Aye

Selfish cunts

however, these are the cunts that don't respect the restrictions anyway

I'd shoot them, too

3 hours ago, LeggyMountbatten said:

A big well done to all those pricks in Hennighans

Aye.  Cunts.

These hennighans pricks; did anything untoward take place in the boozer, or were procedures followed?

Owner was in the BN saying authorities told him he could stay open as he'd been following requirements (he chose to close for a deep clean), was this true or bollocks?

8 hours ago, Casino said:

World leading track and trace

Fake news ^^^^

World beating.

 

Just had a text off an asian friend of mine

Says us whitey Christians can’t behave and should be put back on full lockdown 😁😁😁😁😁

29 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Exactly, I think there are actually less than 300 in hospital, needs some perspective this now. 

Horrible today at work, my Garmin is telling me my stress levels throughout the day are way higher than normal! 

Wearing a mask to wash my cup at a sink in an empty corridor or walking off campus! 

Remember the great big fear around Devon and Cornwall being packed out?

5 people in hospital.

 

Kids back tomorrow

roads mad busy around Manc it’s business as usual

local lockdowns, travel bans/quarantine its tosh