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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

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10 hours ago, Rudy said:

Does any shop stock Joseph Holts diamond?

Fill a pint pot with piss. It'll taste the same and make you feel just as shit 👍

22 hours ago, Rudy said:

Takes from the crypt, vile. 

 

Well ive got 8, so plenty time to agree, but the first one was a cracker

All sorts going on

But not better than evil dead, decorator or hills

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16 minutes ago, Casino said:

Well ive got 8, so plenty time to agree, but the first one was a cracker

All sorts going on

But not better than evil dead, decorator or hills

Fog and decorator are outstanding 

Didnt have any decorator in today though

Bad planning so I've nowt of my own in tonight but the eldest bought his stuff home from uni this week and so I thought I'd drink whatever he had with him.

Corona and Tullamore Dew.

Feel like I've failed as a parent.

Well, probably 3rd time since this started, i dunno when i went to bed

Maybe starting with 2 eights wasnt the best idea

The vocation DIPA from Morrisons is nice

They sell sommat at Home Bargains...

It's £10-15 elsewhere.

MesserSchmitt.

70cl - 22%

£5.99.

It's alreet as an aperitif.

Not a million miles from Fernet...

Or just drink an entire bottle when the beer runs out.

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They sell sommat at Home Bargains...

It's £15 elsewhere.

MesserSchmitt.

70cl - 22%

£5.99.

It's alreet as an aperitif.

Not a million miles from Fernet...

Or just drink an entire bottle when the beer runs out.

Nice after a few Spitfires?

Just had a haircut (solid sideburns and beard fade....) all fresh, going into Bromley to go to the new outdoor garden bar that's opened this afternoon.

Cocktails and a DJ and tripping over hipsters left, right and centre no doubt.

 

https://m.facebook.com/TheGardenBarBR1/

Hmm.... I've a feeling it's going to be rammed with the local wags (there's loads of Milwall and Charlton players live round here) smells a bit Cheshiry to me..

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Enjoy NIC. Don’t forget your 0.2 of bing 😎

im just heading back into Edinburgh for round 2. Not feeling the best I must admit but a livener and will be back in the game. 

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Enjoy NIC. Don’t forget your 0.2 of bing 😎

im just heading back into Edinburgh for round 2. Not feeling the best I must admit but a livener and will be back in the game. 

The amount of lads off their faces round here of a weekend, very funny.

Good luck, I can't do two days on it anymore, tried but just feel way too rough.

Hope the weather's with you, glorious place to be. Which bars you heading to?

King Slayer

doesn’t seem like 8%

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Very much in, burned all the bbq so kids are on deliveroo maccys and it coincides with the wife being sober for once and looking at me like I should have been on the stand at the Nuremberg Trials.

PiL and Rise just came on the tunes and ive another snakebite on so fuck it in all honesty.

Terrible heart burn ive got 

They sell esomprazole over the counter now...

Because you lot drink for the taste and not to get hammered off £7 17% trampjuice...

39p at Home Bargains...

Perfect as an 'alternater'.

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6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

The amount of lads off their faces round here of a weekend, very funny.

Good luck, I can't do two days on it anymore, tried but just feel way too rough.

Hope the weather's with you, glorious place to be. Which bars you heading to?

Cafe royal , cask and barrel and the star bar  were today’s choices. 

Quiet one so far

Cobras with my tea at what was india gate (theyve done a good job of the refurb) and amstel at the pack in affetside

Three days (Wed, Thur, Fri) on it in the North East. Chasing pubs that were open and serving something decent.

Best pub in Alnmouth closed at 6pm on Thursday!

Great micropub  in Alnwick, serving decent cask.

Feeling ill but back on it tomorrow (maybe later today 😉).

I’m waiting on Superbock to contact me over and endorsement deal due to the sheer amount I drank last night 

Porto is a great place to go. 

Time to open a Joey holts, once I can stop shaking to pop the cap off 

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’m waiting on Superbock to contact me over and endorsement deal due to the sheer amount I drank last night 

Porto is a great place to go. 

Time to open a Joey holts, once I can stop shaking to pop the cap off 

Has Pep recovered from being found out?

Premier league managers may be copying Chelsea next season.

city need big sam

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

Has Pep recovered from being found out?

Premier league managers may be copying Chelsea next season.

city need big sam

Better side won. Think he’ll know he got the wrong starting XI

Everyone was gloating, me included, but seeing those polo-ed up cockernee racist barrow boys celebrating knocked me sick - it was lose/lose last night.

 

43 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Everyone was gloating, me included, but seeing those polo-ed up cockernee racist barrow boys celebrating knocked me sick - it was lose/lose last night.

 

It would me my final match day shift, next season I go to be a mon - Friday on dolly parton hours, dealing with the medical side. So it was a bit of a shit way to end but the whites are promoted so that’s all I’m really bothered about 

Lovely to see 3 pissed up cunts pick on the wrong bloke just now. He was with his missus and I don’t know what started it but all 3 are currently like Bambi on ice trying to get up. Warms the soul stuff like that

although the security guard at boots who locked the doors needs to get a new job as it’s no for him 😎

Edinburgh busy again today although a lot of folk missing bookings which is shit for the venues. 

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