Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Escobarp]

Just now, boogs said:

A few years back I got stopped after having 2 stella, back when it was 5.1% I think. I was a little nervous when blowing into the machine but was under the limit. Since then I've always thought I can have 2 as long as its 4% or under. 

Not saying I'm in the right doing that, but I think I'd be ok.

I got pulled in Australia few years back about half an hour after finishing a pint with a meal. Blew 0. And it wasn’t non alcoholic lager. 
 

like you say everyone metabolizes it differently 

[boogs]

10 hours ago, Rudy said:

Does any shop stock Joseph Holts diamond?

Fill a pint pot with piss. It'll taste the same and make you feel just as shit 👍

[Casino]

22 hours ago, Rudy said:

Takes from the crypt, vile. 

 

Well ive got 8, so plenty time to agree, but the first one was a cracker

All sorts going on

But not better than evil dead, decorator or hills

Edited May 21, 2021 by Casino

[Rudy]

16 minutes ago, Casino said:

Well ive got 8, so plenty time to agree, but the first one was a cracker

All sorts going on

But not better than evil dead, decorator or hills

Fog and decorator are outstanding 

Didnt have any decorator in today though

[ErnestTurnip]

Bad planning so I've nowt of my own in tonight but the eldest bought his stuff home from uni this week and so I thought I'd drink whatever he had with him.

Corona and Tullamore Dew.

Feel like I've failed as a parent.

[Casino]

Well, probably 3rd time since this started, i dunno when i went to bed

Maybe starting with 2 eights wasnt the best idea

The vocation DIPA from Morrisons is nice

[Youri McAnespie]

They sell sommat at Home Bargains...

It's £10-15 elsewhere.

MesserSchmitt.

70cl - 22%

£5.99.

It's alreet as an aperitif.

Not a million miles from Fernet...

Or just drink an entire bottle when the beer runs out.

Edited May 29, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They sell sommat at Home Bargains...

It's £15 elsewhere.

MesserSchmitt.

70cl - 22%

£5.99.

It's alreet as an aperitif.

Not a million miles from Fernet...

Or just drink an entire bottle when the beer runs out.

Nice after a few Spitfires?

[Youri McAnespie]

Very good.

 

[Not in Crawley]

Just had a haircut (solid sideburns and beard fade....) all fresh, going into Bromley to go to the new outdoor garden bar that's opened this afternoon.

Cocktails and a DJ and tripping over hipsters left, right and centre no doubt.

 

https://m.facebook.com/TheGardenBarBR1/

Hmm.... I've a feeling it's going to be rammed with the local wags (there's loads of Milwall and Charlton players live round here) smells a bit Cheshiry to me..

Edited May 29, 2021 by Not in Crawley

[Escobarp]

Enjoy NIC. Don’t forget your 0.2 of bing 😎

im just heading back into Edinburgh for round 2. Not feeling the best I must admit but a livener and will be back in the game. 

[Not in Crawley]

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Enjoy NIC. Don’t forget your 0.2 of bing 😎

im just heading back into Edinburgh for round 2. Not feeling the best I must admit but a livener and will be back in the game. 

The amount of lads off their faces round here of a weekend, very funny.

Good luck, I can't do two days on it anymore, tried but just feel way too rough.

Hope the weather's with you, glorious place to be. Which bars you heading to?

[Guest]

King Slayer

doesn’t seem like 8%

[deane koontz]

In

[ErnestTurnip]

Very much in, burned all the bbq so kids are on deliveroo maccys and it coincides with the wife being sober for once and looking at me like I should have been on the stand at the Nuremberg Trials.

PiL and Rise just came on the tunes and ive another snakebite on so fuck it in all honesty.

[Escobarp]

Terrible heart burn ive got 

[Youri McAnespie]

They sell esomprazole over the counter now...

Because you lot drink for the taste and not to get hammered off £7 17% trampjuice...

39p at Home Bargains...

Perfect as an 'alternater'.

 

[Escobarp]

6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

The amount of lads off their faces round here of a weekend, very funny.

Good luck, I can't do two days on it anymore, tried but just feel way too rough.

Hope the weather's with you, glorious place to be. Which bars you heading to?

Cafe royal , cask and barrel and the star bar  were today’s choices. 

[Casino]

Quiet one so far

Cobras with my tea at what was india gate (theyve done a good job of the refurb) and amstel at the pack in affetside

[Steejay]

Three days (Wed, Thur, Fri) on it in the North East. Chasing pubs that were open and serving something decent.

Best pub in Alnmouth closed at 6pm on Thursday!

Great micropub  in Alnwick, serving decent cask.

Feeling ill but back on it tomorrow (maybe later today 😉).

[Rudy]

I’m waiting on Superbock to contact me over and endorsement deal due to the sheer amount I drank last night 

Porto is a great place to go. 

Time to open a Joey holts, once I can stop shaking to pop the cap off 

[Spider]

14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’m waiting on Superbock to contact me over and endorsement deal due to the sheer amount I drank last night 

Porto is a great place to go. 

Time to open a Joey holts, once I can stop shaking to pop the cap off 

Has Pep recovered from being found out?

Premier league managers may be copying Chelsea next season.

city need big sam

[Rudy]

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

Has Pep recovered from being found out?

Premier league managers may be copying Chelsea next season.

city need big sam

Better side won. Think he’ll know he got the wrong starting XI

[Youri McAnespie]

Everyone was gloating, me included, but seeing those polo-ed up cockernee racist barrow boys celebrating knocked me sick - it was lose/lose last night.

 

[Rudy]

43 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Everyone was gloating, me included, but seeing those polo-ed up cockernee racist barrow boys celebrating knocked me sick - it was lose/lose last night.

 

It would me my final match day shift, next season I go to be a mon - Friday on dolly parton hours, dealing with the medical side. So it was a bit of a shit way to end but the whites are promoted so that’s all I’m really bothered about