In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

Edited September 21, 20223 yr by deane koontz

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I had a cherry coke slush in Spain once. I reckon I got 37 seconds sleep that night I reckon they used actually coke

Cherry Coke Kalimoxto, muy bien - guaranteed to be simultaneously pissed and unable to sleep.

It's the grand leveller that stuff.

Kids of millionaire industrialists and tramps sup it...

The better the wine the shitter the Kali.

Don Simon all the way...

Shit Cava and Fanta Limon is a nice twist on it, and you can get pissed openly on the beach.

 

Edited August 18, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

17 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Cherry Coke Kalimoxto, muy bien - guaranteed to be simultaneously pissed and unable to sleep.

It's the grand leveller that stuff.

Kids of millionaire industrialists and tramps sup it...

The better the wine the shitter the Kali.

Don Simon all the way...

Shit Cava and Fanta Limon is a nice twist on it, and you can get pissed openly on the beach.

 

Yep, Kali and CavaLimon, Spanish classics

Fanta limon is the ultimate holiday refreshment. Especially when the waiter fills 50% of your glass up with vodka to go with it 

41 minutes ago, Traf said:

Yep, Kali and CavaLimon, Spanish classics

I have fantasies about early semi-retirement to Las Canteras (Las Palmas)...

If it happened I'd probably be dead within a year.

Two litres of sweet, sweet Kali for €2 or the same amount of sweet, sweet CavaLimon for about €4...

Cans of Estrella Damm for about 40 cents.

Tropical bottles in bars for a quid.

Vodka 1L for about €4.

Yup, I'd be dead.

After a spell homeless living on the beach.

18 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Fanta limon is the ultimate holiday refreshment. Especially when the waiter fills 50% of your glass up with vodka to go with it 

They simply don't give a fuck - just guess the amount of spirit on the very generous side.

The Scandinavians, Finns especially, with their extortionate booze prices at home, they just lose it...

Kids in a candy shop.

End up collapsed, on the street, bladdered at 1pm...

Make the Brits look like Presbyterians.

On 18/08/2021 at 18:27, Rudy said:

Can this thread now just be called pissheadery?

b&m selling 500ml cans of Efes for £1.09 and it could with a fancy tin foil lid to entice the hipsters

Shove you can of grapefruit infused radiator water up your arse 

Think I'm gonna rename it "Heroic Pissheadery".

Unable to taste fuck all still so my measures mean I'm running out of alcohol quickly. Freedom after midnight tonight. Might take dog on a drunken adventure. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Unable to taste fuck all still so my measures mean I'm running out of alcohol quickly. Freedom after midnight tonight. Might take dog on a drunken adventure. 

One assumes your fella has taken advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity?

Get the mutt pissed too.

When I was younger I'd rope my dog into being my drinking buddy (see what I did there?)

I'd pour some Stella in his bowl.

"Drink it, you Fanny!"

He knew I meant business with that statement and would start reticently lapping at it.

To be fair I think he didn't care for the fizzyness.

Should've maybe done him a White Russian instead?

Edited August 20, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

13 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Get the mutt pissed too.

When I was younger I'd rope my dog into being my drinking buddy (see what I did there?)

I'd pour some Stella in his bowl.

"Drink it, you Fanny!"

He knew I meant business with that statement and would start reticently lapping at it.

To be fair I think he didn't care for the fizzyness.

Should've maybe done him a White Russian instead?

Pat and Brians

 Thank fuck I’ve remembered or I wouldn’t have slept

I wouldn't have remembered that if sucked into an Event Horizon.

I think they had a price war and lost, especially when renting videos went west...

There's still a shop toward, well turn right at Braddy road still there, ain't changed in thirty years. I think Pat and Brians became a kitchen showroom or sommat.

My sister (beestings, not the cake) reckons there was a florists in a hut on Minerva Road.

I say bullshit.

Pretty sure Vas the Perfect Draft man on Lever Edge Lane does a wide range of alcoholic slushes, least I'm sure he used to.

Did I just imagine 'Plodder Lane Stores' then?

There was a shop near Slack Fold Lane on Plodder Lane, it was lower than the road/pavement with steps down to get in, so the roof was touchable to an adult.

My old man said it was run by dwarves, he also told me this green shed on Queen's Park we'd drive past was where Kermit The Frog lived.

The massive bullshitter.

He also told me the planks on The North Pier regularly snapped and people, mainly kids, fell to their death*.

What a bastard.

 

*When we were on the pier. And the tide was in.

Edited August 20, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

To be fair to your dad only one of those was a lie, and maybe he was mislead by an intransigent puppeteer about the other.

59 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I wouldn't have remembered that if sucked into an Event Horizon.

I think they had a price war and lost, especially when renting videos went west...

There's still a shop toward, well turn right at Braddy road still there, ain't changed in thirty years. I think Pat and Brians became a kitchen showroom or sommat.

My sister (beestings, not the cake) reckons there was a florists in a hut on Minerva Road.

I say bullshit.

Shri Ambika is on the corner facing what was Pat & Brians, which did become a showroom.

There was a florists in a hut on Minerva Road.

Still there I think Shri Ambika, as is the one about 300 yards further up from Pat and Brians.

I called my sister (handful) out as being full of shit about the florist's hut.

Do I apologise or gaslight her, hmm?

Anyway...

They Live. 8% DIPA

Rivington.

Best ever.

Again.

26 minutes ago, Steejay said:

Anyway...

They Live. 8% DIPA

Rivington.

Best ever.

Again.

Started on that earlier

May aswell me supping piss cos I still can't taste nowt. How longs it take for your taste/smell to come back? 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

May aswell me supping piss cos I still can't taste nowt. How longs it take for your taste/smell to come back? 

You can drink turps now and get leathered for the cost of a Freddo

1 minute ago, Spider said:

You can drink turps now and get leathered for the cost of a Freddo

Like Youri? 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Like Youri? 

If I never give you any other advice ever again, let this be the advice you always follow:

NEVER do anything “like Youri”

It won’t end well.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

If I never give you any other advice ever again, let this be the advice you always follow:

NEVER do anything “like Youri”

It won’t end well.

😂😂 Noone can ever do anything quite like Youri can. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

😂😂 Noone can ever do anything quite like Youri can. 

A string of broken women with PTSD would almost certainly agree

1 hour ago, Steejay said:

Anyway...

They Live. 8% DIPA

Rivington.

Best ever.

Again.

Have you had the NM, Rivi, Overtone collab?