Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rudy said: £1.50 for 20 in Asda used to be 5p for a small one 10p for a big one Jesus, 7.5p apiece at Asda so his mark up is 300%. At least Turpin wore a mask. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: I had a cherry coke slush in Spain once. I reckon I got 37 seconds sleep that night I reckon they used actually coke Cherry Coke Kalimoxto, muy bien - guaranteed to be simultaneously pissed and unable to sleep. It's the grand leveller that stuff. Kids of millionaire industrialists and tramps sup it... The better the wine the shitter the Kali. Don Simon all the way... Shit Cava and Fanta Limon is a nice twist on it, and you can get pissed openly on the beach. Edited August 18, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Traf Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Cherry Coke Kalimoxto, muy bien - guaranteed to be simultaneously pissed and unable to sleep. It's the grand leveller that stuff. Kids of millionaire industrialists and tramps sup it... The better the wine the shitter the Kali. Don Simon all the way... Shit Cava and Fanta Limon is a nice twist on it, and you can get pissed openly on the beach. Yep, Kali and CavaLimon, Spanish classics Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 Fanta limon is the ultimate holiday refreshment. Especially when the waiter fills 50% of your glass up with vodka to go with it Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 41 minutes ago, Traf said: Yep, Kali and CavaLimon, Spanish classics I have fantasies about early semi-retirement to Las Canteras (Las Palmas)... If it happened I'd probably be dead within a year. Two litres of sweet, sweet Kali for €2 or the same amount of sweet, sweet CavaLimon for about €4... Cans of Estrella Damm for about 40 cents. Tropical bottles in bars for a quid. Vodka 1L for about €4. Yup, I'd be dead. After a spell homeless living on the beach. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Fanta limon is the ultimate holiday refreshment. Especially when the waiter fills 50% of your glass up with vodka to go with it They simply don't give a fuck - just guess the amount of spirit on the very generous side. The Scandinavians, Finns especially, with their extortionate booze prices at home, they just lose it... Kids in a candy shop. End up collapsed, on the street, bladdered at 1pm... Make the Brits look like Presbyterians. Quote
deane koontz Posted August 20, 2021 Author Posted August 20, 2021 On 18/08/2021 at 18:27, Rudy said: Can this thread now just be called pissheadery? b&m selling 500ml cans of Efes for £1.09 and it could with a fancy tin foil lid to entice the hipsters Shove you can of grapefruit infused radiator water up your arse Think I'm gonna rename it "Heroic Pissheadery". Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 Unable to taste fuck all still so my measures mean I'm running out of alcohol quickly. Freedom after midnight tonight. Might take dog on a drunken adventure. Quote
Spider Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Unable to taste fuck all still so my measures mean I'm running out of alcohol quickly. Freedom after midnight tonight. Might take dog on a drunken adventure. One assumes your fella has taken advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) Get the mutt pissed too. When I was younger I'd rope my dog into being my drinking buddy (see what I did there?) I'd pour some Stella in his bowl. "Drink it, you Fanny!" He knew I meant business with that statement and would start reticently lapping at it. To be fair I think he didn't care for the fizzyness. Should've maybe done him a White Russian instead? Edited August 20, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Get the mutt pissed too. When I was younger I'd rope my dog into being my drinking buddy (see what I did there?) I'd pour some Stella in his bowl. "Drink it, you Fanny!" He knew I meant business with that statement and would start reticently lapping at it. To be fair I think he didn't care for the fizzyness. Should've maybe done him a White Russian instead? Pat and Brians Thank fuck I’ve remembered or I wouldn’t have slept Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 I wouldn't have remembered that if sucked into an Event Horizon. I think they had a price war and lost, especially when renting videos went west... There's still a shop toward, well turn right at Braddy road still there, ain't changed in thirty years. I think Pat and Brians became a kitchen showroom or sommat. My sister (beestings, not the cake) reckons there was a florists in a hut on Minerva Road. I say bullshit. Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 Pretty sure Vas the Perfect Draft man on Lever Edge Lane does a wide range of alcoholic slushes, least I'm sure he used to. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) Did I just imagine 'Plodder Lane Stores' then? There was a shop near Slack Fold Lane on Plodder Lane, it was lower than the road/pavement with steps down to get in, so the roof was touchable to an adult. My old man said it was run by dwarves, he also told me this green shed on Queen's Park we'd drive past was where Kermit The Frog lived. The massive bullshitter. He also told me the planks on The North Pier regularly snapped and people, mainly kids, fell to their death*. What a bastard. *When we were on the pier. And the tide was in. Edited August 20, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 To be fair to your dad only one of those was a lie, and maybe he was mislead by an intransigent puppeteer about the other. Quote
Traf Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 59 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I wouldn't have remembered that if sucked into an Event Horizon. I think they had a price war and lost, especially when renting videos went west... There's still a shop toward, well turn right at Braddy road still there, ain't changed in thirty years. I think Pat and Brians became a kitchen showroom or sommat. My sister (beestings, not the cake) reckons there was a florists in a hut on Minerva Road. I say bullshit. Shri Ambika is on the corner facing what was Pat & Brians, which did become a showroom. There was a florists in a hut on Minerva Road. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 Still there I think Shri Ambika, as is the one about 300 yards further up from Pat and Brians. I called my sister (handful) out as being full of shit about the florist's hut. Do I apologise or gaslight her, hmm? Quote
Steejay Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 Anyway... They Live. 8% DIPA Rivington. Best ever. Again. Quote
Zico Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, Steejay said: Anyway... They Live. 8% DIPA Rivington. Best ever. Again. Started on that earlier Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 May aswell me supping piss cos I still can't taste nowt. How longs it take for your taste/smell to come back? Quote
Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: May aswell me supping piss cos I still can't taste nowt. How longs it take for your taste/smell to come back? You can drink turps now and get leathered for the cost of a Freddo Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: You can drink turps now and get leathered for the cost of a Freddo Like Youri? Quote
Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Like Youri? If I never give you any other advice ever again, let this be the advice you always follow: NEVER do anything “like Youri” It won’t end well. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: If I never give you any other advice ever again, let this be the advice you always follow: NEVER do anything “like Youri” It won’t end well. 😂😂 Noone can ever do anything quite like Youri can. Quote
Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: 😂😂 Noone can ever do anything quite like Youri can. A string of broken women with PTSD would almost certainly agree Quote
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