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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

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1 minute ago, Casino said:

Have you had the NM, Rivi, Overtone collab?

Seen it, I'll be doing BB Leyland tomorrow so it's on the shopping list. Along with more They Live.

I love grapefruit & nettles.

I'm an Overtone fan but I think they've sneaked the price up quite a bit

I've got 12 coming from Bristol next week, but I've run out of blood machine so better get an order in

I'll check this one you mentioned

I don't drink turps.

It's meths with liver salts for effervescence

They do have PTSD my dalliances.

Due to knowing they peaked with me and will never do better 

Had an Overtone DIPA can I picked up in Glasgow last week. Canned two days earlier. Up there with the best beer I've ever had

Obvs, it depends on your taste, but look out for a rebrew of southern hemisphere

It and the rivi dipas are my favourites

8 hours ago, Casino said:

Obvs, it depends on your taste, but look out for a rebrew of southern hemisphere

It and the rivi dipas are my favourites

I didn't see your critical write up of the room temperature lager from last Tuesday. 

Just now, MickyD said:

I didn't see your critical write up of the room temperature lager from last Tuesday. 

It's the right price for craft ale.

Clubs are missing a trick.  Drop in some j2o as a dash and people will lap it up.

The Market Tavern in Horwich has Gamma Ray and Neck Oil on tap

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

The Market Tavern in Horwich has Gamma Ray and Neck Oil on tap

Am I out of touch? Where’s the market tavern in Horwich??

6 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

The Market Tavern in Horwich has Gamma Ray and Neck Oil on tap

That neck oil is beautiful 

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

The Market Tavern in Horwich has Gamma Ray and Neck Oil on tap

is that why there's trouble every weekend , 

 

1 minute ago, victor meldrew said:

is that why there's trouble every weekend , 

 

Theres trouble cos its full of horwich folk

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Theres trouble cos its full of horwich folk

just wait till the afgan's move in

2 hours ago, Casino said:

Theres trouble cos its full of horwich folk

 

1 hour ago, victor meldrew said:

just wait till the afgan's move in

Afghan's won't go to Horwich by choice.

40 minutes ago, Traf said:

 

Afghan's won't go to Horwich by choice.

They’ve been through enough 

12 hours ago, Spider said:

Am I out of touch? Where’s the market tavern in Horwich??

Yes, it seems you are.

 

where Abduls curry house used to be, about half a dozen doors from Tommy’s

28 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Yes, it seems you are.

 

where Abduls curry house used to be, about half a dozen doors from Tommy’s

Was recently a chippy?

Go past that every day and hadn’t clocked it’s new name 😳

Theres always some scutters sat outside on the wooden bench so I assumed it had been targeted at the yoof.

Will give it a go at the weekend. 👍

Horwich scrubbers.

Why not just simply sit in the bus shelter on Victoria Road with a bottle of Frosty Jack instead?

Then go home and scald your missus with the kettle.

Then remove your shoes and go and invade a random asian family's home five miles away (in civilisation) and assault them..?

8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Horwich scrubbers.

Why not just simply sit in the bus shelter on Victoria Road with a bottle of Frosty Jack instead?

Then go home and scald your missus with the kettle.

Then remove your shoes and go and invade a random asian family's home five miles away (in civilisation) and assault them..?

£3 in Iceland for about a gallon. 7.5% abv. 

And nothing we do is random. It's targeted.

Other than that, a pretty accurate summary of my plans for today.

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

£3 in Iceland for about a gallon. 7.5% abv. 

And nothing we do is random. It's targeted.

Other than that, a pretty accurate summary of my plans for today.

You have an Iceland in Horwich?

Hahaha.

You tramps.

Buy a frozen Black Forest Gateaux to apologise for the scalding incident.

Spider and his twin brother having a cheeky eyeopener, pictured on Lee Lane earlier today, after they'd been ejected from their Horwich homeless hostel for their incestuous capers...

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8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You have an Iceland in Horwich?

Hahaha.

You tramps.

Buy a frozen Black Forest Gateaux to apologise for the scalding incident.

I went in yesterday. They do a fathom of mixed frozen fish for a pound.

It's all the stuff the fisherfolk used to throw back in the water, but since Brexit they're on the bones of their arses so will stuff any old shit into bags and freeze it for paupers like me.

They even sing a shanty as they're bagging it up:

"Any old shit, aarrrrr, any old shit, aarrrr

Chuck it in the baaag and feed it to the poor

Any old shit, aarrrrr, and old shit, aarrrr

If wriggles when you catch it, take it to the shore."

 

It's ok smothered in cheap tartare sauce and washed down with a flagan of Frosty Jack.

It's probably shit netted by Lithuanians on Braddy and Smiths Lodges.

I bet you bought a cheeky prawn ring an' all.

And paid Carrie Katona £20 for hand relief.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Was recently a chippy?

Go past that every day and hadn’t clocked it’s new name 😳

Theres always some scutters sat outside on the wooden bench so I assumed it had been targeted at the yoof.

Will give it a go at the weekend. 👍

Chippy is next door

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