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I'm an Overtone fan but I think they've sneaked the price up quite a bit

I've got 12 coming from Bristol next week, but I've run out of blood machine so better get an order in

I'll check this one you mentioned

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8 hours ago, Casino said:

Obvs, it depends on your taste, but look out for a rebrew of southern hemisphere

It and the rivi dipas are my favourites

I didn't see your critical write up of the room temperature lager from last Tuesday. 

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12 hours ago, Spider said:

Am I out of touch? Where’s the market tavern in Horwich??

Yes, it seems you are.

 

where Abduls curry house used to be, about half a dozen doors from Tommy’s

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28 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Yes, it seems you are.

 

where Abduls curry house used to be, about half a dozen doors from Tommy’s

Was recently a chippy?

Go past that every day and hadn’t clocked it’s new name 😳

Theres always some scutters sat outside on the wooden bench so I assumed it had been targeted at the yoof.

Will give it a go at the weekend. 👍

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8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Horwich scrubbers.

Why not just simply sit in the bus shelter on Victoria Road with a bottle of Frosty Jack instead?

Then go home and scald your missus with the kettle.

Then remove your shoes and go and invade a random asian family's home five miles away (in civilisation) and assault them..?

£3 in Iceland for about a gallon. 7.5% abv. 

And nothing we do is random. It's targeted.

Other than that, a pretty accurate summary of my plans for today.

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7 minutes ago, Spider said:

£3 in Iceland for about a gallon. 7.5% abv. 

And nothing we do is random. It's targeted.

Other than that, a pretty accurate summary of my plans for today.

You have an Iceland in Horwich?

Hahaha.

You tramps.

Buy a frozen Black Forest Gateaux to apologise for the scalding incident.

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8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You have an Iceland in Horwich?

Hahaha.

You tramps.

Buy a frozen Black Forest Gateaux to apologise for the scalding incident.

I went in yesterday. They do a fathom of mixed frozen fish for a pound.

It's all the stuff the fisherfolk used to throw back in the water, but since Brexit they're on the bones of their arses so will stuff any old shit into bags and freeze it for paupers like me.

They even sing a shanty as they're bagging it up:

"Any old shit, aarrrrr, any old shit, aarrrr

Chuck it in the baaag and feed it to the poor

Any old shit, aarrrrr, and old shit, aarrrr

If wriggles when you catch it, take it to the shore."

 

It's ok smothered in cheap tartare sauce and washed down with a flagan of Frosty Jack.

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