Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Was recently a chippy?

Go past that every day and hadn’t clocked it’s new name 😳

Theres always some scutters sat outside on the wooden bench so I assumed it had been targeted at the yoof.

Will give it a go at the weekend. 👍

Chippy is next door

[Spider]

12 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It's probably shit netted by Lithuanians on Braddy and Smiths Lodges.

I bet you bought a cheeky prawn ring an' all.

And paid Carrie Katona £20 for hand relief.

They do those massive bottles of Lea & Perrins for a couple of quid as well.

Cheesy beans on toast with loads of L&P, topped with krill and dredged sea filth. Lovely.

[Youri McAnespie]

I thought you were supposed to be a pretentious gastronome?

That sounds like pigswill.

Beans or cheese - never both.

And that dogshit frozen fish should only be poached in homemade curry sauce to create a bastardisation of a Bengali fish karai.

[Traf]

Just poach the fish off-cuts in the frosty jack, it could become a Horwich delicacy.

Pike a la pomme.

[Youri McAnespie]

White Cider, to qualify as cider, all the apple cores and shite leftover from companies like Mr. Kipling are bought up - to provide the 'apple' content.

In reality it's just fermented glucose syrup and carbonated water and apple flavouring.

[Traf]

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

White Cider, to qualify as cider, all the apple cores and shite leftover from companies like Mr. Kipling are bought up - to provide the 'apple' content.

In reality it's just fermented glucose syrup and carbonated water and apple flavouring.

I'm not sure that's a concern to the White cider client base.

Is it cheap?
Will it fuck you up?

If so, it's a winner.

[Youri McAnespie]

I know booze firms are hardly known for their ethics, but I reckon' half of those who peg it from alcohol-related liver failure, white cider was their tipple of choice/necessity.

Should be banned or declassed as cider and taxed to fuck.

[Spider]

56 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I thought you were supposed to be a pretentious gastronome?

That sounds like pigswill.

Beans or cheese - never both.

And that dogshit frozen fish should only be poached in homemade curry sauce to create a bastardisation of a Bengali fish karai.

A true epicure must be across all forms of God's bounty.

How will I know that braised unicorn cheek is a delicacy if I've never eaten heavily processed sewage?

I do draw the line at fishfingers though. At least in my sack of broken fish I've half an idea what I'm eating. Fishfingers are just an excuse for Captain Nonce to wrap fish eyes and crab vaginas in breadcrumbs.

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

A true epicure must be across all forms of God's bounty.

How will I know that braised unicorn cheek is a delicacy if I've never eaten heavily processed sewage?

I do draw the line at fishfingers though. At least in my sack of broken fish I've half an idea what I'm eating. Fishfingers are just an excuse for Captain Nonce to wrap fish eyes and crab vaginas in breadcrumbs.

Fucking love a fish finger. Fish goujon if its giro day. 

Edited August 23, 2021 by bolton_blondie

[Spider]

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Fucking love a fish finger. Fish goujon if its jiro day. 

Must. Avoid. Smutty. Response.

[Youri McAnespie]

Fish finger butties can be a thing of true beauty.

You can really go wild with imagination.

I'll cut doorstop slices and toast with garlic butter, make a caper, olive, gherkin and finely sliced fresh onion garnish - chilli sauce on one slice of the toasted garlic bread tartare sauce on the other - melt gorgonzola on the fish fingers at the last stage of grilling.

Maybe some shredded Kos or little gem.

Malt vinegar and salt and pepper

Magnifiqué - fit for The Ivy.

[bolton_blondie]

23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Fish finger butties can be a thing of true beauty.

You can really go wild with imagination.

I'll cut doorstop slices and toast with garlic butter, make a caper, olive, gherkin and finely sliced fresh onion garnish - chilli sauce on one slice of the toasted garlic bread tartare sauce on the other - melt gorgonzola on the fish fingers at the last stage of grilling.

Maybe some shredded Kos or little gem.

Malt vinegar and salt and pepper

Magnifiqué - fit for The Ivy.

Or 2 slices of toastie loaf, salt and vinegar and tomato sauce. Tartar if you are trying show off. 

[Youri McAnespie]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Or 2 slices of toastie loaf, salt and vinegar and tomato sauce. Tartar if you are trying show off. 

Mayo as well at least, and some leaves, pickled onions can be bought for 30p an' all...

[Casino]

On 23/08/2021 at 10:43, boltondiver said:

Chippy is next door

Paid thomas a visit mid afternoon

12 rivi dipas and the overtone hes selling

71 quid

[bolton_blondie]

After the day I've had, I think I would sup anything right now. 

[Youri McAnespie]

I could send 3L of Frosty Jack in a Metro...

You'd have to pay for the taxi, I'm cash free these days...

[Youri McAnespie]

Having some form of weapon about your person might be advisable when you answer the door if your fella isn't in...

Edited August 25, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[bolton_blondie]

22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Having some form of weapon about your person might be advisable when you answer the door if your fella isn't in...

Thanks. I'm well hard so I don't need him to protect me 👍

[Youri McAnespie]

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Thanks. I'm well hard so I don't need him to protect me 👍

You underestimate how experienced and predatory and opportunistic your average Metro driver is...

I'd definitely take a stanley knife to the door at a bare minimum.

Or, when he barged in, you could act all compliant and willing then bite his bellend off.

Though you risk almost certainly contracting an oral STI using this self-defence technique.

Edited August 25, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Youri McAnespie]

If you use option B, chew it up so it can't be surgically reattached.

Spit it out though.

[bolton_blondie]

Good job I still can't taste or smell then. 

[Dimron]

23 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Good job I still can't taste or smell then. 

How's it going?

I am almost there now, taken me about a month.

Never lost my sense of taste or smell but Mrs Dimron has lost her taste for red wine which should save a few bob.

[bolton_blondie]

2 minutes ago, Dimron said:

How's it going?

I am almost there now, taken me about a month.

Never lost my sense of taste or smell but Mrs Dimron has lost her taste for red wine which should save a few bob.

To be perfectly honest, I feel like utter shit. Can't taste or smell, constant headache, every bit of my body aches. 

Throw in I am tired from nightfeeds, a baby that won't let me put him down, emotional and no one except from a 7 year old and a 4 week old to talk to, I'm a bag of laughs at the moment. 

[Dimron]

I believe I'm from good Bolton stock but it knocked me sideways. I am obviously older than you (65) and I do believe the vaccines I was given Feb and May have worn off. This week is the best I have felt since getting it just over one month ago, I feel almost back to as I was previously. This thing is not 10 days and then you are right as rain as the non infected believe. I recall you are 2-3 weeks behind me.

It does get better, you need to keep going for the nippers. I found it difficult to remember stuff and concentrate which is depressing and makes you emotional.

Still a bit woolly headed, I went out today and missed a turn off the motorway I must have taken a thousand times and later walked right past my parked car and then got lost on the street! But I am now in a position to see the funny side.

Another bloke at work who got it bad in the early days said to me "as long as you keep feeling a little bit better every day".

Take it easy, talk to us lot.

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I believe I'm from good Bolton stock but it knocked me sideways. I am obviously older than you (65) and I do believe the vaccines I was given Feb and May have worn off. This week is the best I have felt since getting it just over one month ago, I feel almost back to as I was previously. This thing is not 10 days and then you are right as rain as the non infected believe. I recall you are 2-3 weeks behind me.

It does get better, you need to keep going for the nippers. I found it difficult to remember stuff and concentrate which is depressing and makes you emotional.

Still a bit woolly headed, I went out today and missed a turn off the motorway I must have taken a thousand times and later walked right past my parked car and then got lost on the street! But I am now in a position to see the funny side.

Another bloke at work who got it bad in the early days said to me "as long as you keep feeling a little bit better every day".

Take it easy, talk to us lot.

Thanks I will be OK. WW is my go to cheer me up forum.