Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Dimron]

So many of us have had it, I'm going to have lapel badges made like those Caterpillar Ties the lads wear if they have parachuted from an aeroplane.

We'll make it an exclusive club.

[bolton_blondie]

Is it 5pm yet? 😩

[Rudy]

That first beer later will not touch the sides 

[Casino]

Ive got some 440 cans on the way....8 of em arriving round dinner

broke my max price rule

but they promise to be spectacular 

3 way collaboration 

[bolton_blondie]

NHS maternity pay will mean my choice of drink is 2ltrs of lambrini for £2.99. Fuckers 😩

[Rudy]

6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

NHS maternity pay will mean my choice of drink is 2ltrs of lambrini for £2.99. Fuckers 😩

@Youri McAnespie will sort you out some deals for £3

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie will sort you out some deals for £3

I need the penny. 

[radcliffe white]

14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

NHS maternity pay will mean my choice of drink is 2ltrs of lambrini for £2.99. Fuckers 😩

You got a bargain booze in LL

 

[bolton_blondie]

Just now, radcliffe white said:

You got a bargain booze in LL

 

Ewww no. We aren't Radcliffe. 

[radcliffe white]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Ewww no. We aren't Radcliffe. 

Be queuing out the door now in radders

[bolton_blondie]

Just now, radcliffe white said:

Be queuing out the door now in radders

Might go and see if I can outrun the security at ASDA. If I get caught I can blame it on insanity. 

[Youri McAnespie]

46 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

NHS maternity pay will mean my choice of drink is 2ltrs of lambrini for £2.99. Fuckers 😩

 

40 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie will sort you out some deals for £3

Four 440ml Woodgate Ciders - £1.89 @ Lidl.

Bottle of Vimto Cordial - £1 @ Home Bargains.

But you only need about a quarter so 25p really...

Dark Fruits.

You still have enough for a 10p pack of cheese Thingummy Puffs AND a penny left.

Or just get back to work...

Buddy can watch over baby blondie.

That's what they did in't olden days.

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

 

Four 440ml Woodgate Ciders - £1.89 @ Lidl.

Bottle of Vimto Cordial - £1 @ Home Bargains.

But you only need about a quarter so 25p really...

Dark Fruits.

You still have enough for a 10p pack of cheese Thingummy Puffs AND a penny left.

Or just get back to work...

Buddy can watch over baby blondie.

That's what they did in't olden days.

Back in't olden days women wheren't expected to do everything. Bring back being a housewife. Those bastards who protested for womens rights ruined it for us all. I never said I wanted to work aswell as cook, clean, wash and keep 2 kids alive. Bastards. 

[radcliffe white]

Wait for this sun to break through

then off to clog 

[bolton_blondie]

1 minute ago, radcliffe white said:

Wait for this sun to break through

then off to clog 

Could be lovely the clog. But it's not. 

[radcliffe white]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Could be lovely the clog. But it's not. 

Alright before 5pm then all the LL scrubbers come down and lower the tone 

[bolton_blondie]

Just now, radcliffe white said:

Alright before 5pm then all the LL scrubbers come down and lower the tone 

They have to be back for 7pm curfew though otherwise their tags start alarming. 

[Rudy]

10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Back in't olden days women wheren't expected to do everything. Bring back being a housewife. Those bastards who protested for womens rights ruined it for us all. I never said I wanted to work aswell as cook, clean, wash and keep 2 kids alive. Bastards. 

Can’t make a hoe a housewife -Dr Dre

[Youri McAnespie]

22 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Back in't olden days women wheren't expected to do everything. Bring back being a housewife. Those bastards who protested for womens rights ruined it for us all. I never said I wanted to work aswell as cook, clean, wash and keep 2 kids alive. Bastards. 

Real men aren't averse to cooking, cleaning or pushing a hoover about...

Blokes who aren't domesticated aren't more manly, they're just overgrown children.

No, worse, overgrown babies - some children will cook or do chores.

Edited August 27, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Youri McAnespie]

That said, I pity the fool who's now with the first girl I was shacked up with...

She could burn water, was allergic to the hoover, washing machine etc.

Plus she watched every shitty 'fantasy' thing going.

Not spoke to her in almost twenty years but I'd bet my life she has an encyclopedic knowledge of 'Game of Thrones' - watched as the dishwasher gets filled with every single plate, bowl, cutlery etc. in the house, and the laundry hamper is piled higher than Canary Wharf.

[MickyD]

25 minutes ago, radcliffe white said:

Wait for this sun to break through

then off to clog 

Think I've been in clog once. A "Let's say goodbye to someone going living in Australia" do. I wouldn't mind,  I didn't even know him,  he was the som of a mate of mine who used to own Turner's DIY shop at the bottom of Ainsworth Road. 

It was a great night but you wouldn't want to wander in accidentally. 

[radcliffe white]

6 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Think I've been in clog once. A "Let's say goodbye to someone going living in Australia" do. I wouldn't mind,  I didn't even know him,  he was the som of a mate of mine who used to own Turner's DIY shop at the bottom of Ainsworth Road. 

It was a great night but you wouldn't want to wander in accidentally. 

Throughout the day no problems nice place good food & beer selection but evenings at weekends full of dicks,think with the location there isn’t much to go at so it’s prime spot radcliffe/LL

[bolton_blondie]

39 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Can’t make a hoe a housewife -Dr Dre

Can't make a dickhead into a husband - Bolton_blondie 

[Rudy]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Can't make a dickhead into a husband - Bolton_blondie 

Maybe you’re the dick

JSL

[bolton_blondie]

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Maybe you’re the dick

JSL

Oh I know I'm a a dick sometimes. Least I admit it

JSL 😊