bolton_blondie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Winchester White said: What the fuck are you doing frequenting a Wetherfuckungspoons!? That scruffy cunt should be in hiding after his antics when Covid hit. Christ knows. Quote
Guest Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 Ooh la la https://www.laithwaites.co.uk/product/Red-Still+Wine/Cabalié+Coup+de+Coeur-2020/3019520 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 (edited) 'Farm' = Cyanide polluted former industrial site. 'Collab' = You lot bring the Asda Smartprice Bitter, You lot bring the Tesco 'Value' grapefruit juice and we've got loads of methylated spirit and blue barrels, for mixing it, hanging around from when the 'farm' was a insecticide plant. 'Best Breweries' = We know where the nearest Wilko is and have given our yellow wheelie bin a cursory hosing. 'Mates' = Other charlatans who also now own extensive property portfolios and stocks in blue chip companies courtesy of idiots who'll spend £9 for something they could knock up themselves for about 40p... Edited August 30, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 I'll put you on the "maybe" list then. Quote
Spider Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 48 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: This might be interesting... Oh Lordy I need to prepare my lead-lined Y Backs and dig out the MegaBristle 4000 Bog Brush. Youri will be there. Only he’ll be sat near the entrance on Horrobin Lane in a Gucci suit, clutching a 3L bottle of home brew (McEwans, turps and Mr. Muscle drain unblocker), and throwing soft dollops of his own muck at drinkers with the spatula he uses to stir his SupaNoodles. And shouting well worded obscenities about Capitalist subterfuge and the cloying influence of artisanal social media on spending habits. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 'One-off Kegs' = We didn't piss in these. I have never worn Gucci. I think I've ate Supernoodles about twice... If you want to pay £8 a pop to drink aldehydes and then wonder why you're shitting your panties with brown lumpy gravy and having six-day hangovers go for it... Fincas, Yachts, Portfolios, Supercars and land don't buy themselves ('brewers' do). I walked past Tommy's and witnessed some goon handing over four crisp £20's for a meagre bag of ale... As soon as the patron left he began laughing his cock off, as was his minion - both slapping each other's backs, doubled over in fits of mirth. Quote
Spider Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'One-off Kegs' = We didn't piss in these. I have never worn Gucci. I think I've ate Supernoodles about twice... If you want to pay £8 a pop to drink aldehydes and then wonder why you're shitting your panties with brown lumpy gravy and having six-day hangovers go for it... Fincas, Yachts, Portfolios, Supercars and land don't buy themselves ('brewers' do). I walked past Tommy's and witnessed some goon handing over four crisp £20's for a meagre bag of ale... As soon as the patron left he began laughing his cock off, as was his minion - both slapping each other's backs, doubled over in fits of mirth. @Casino . Spotted. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Spider said: @Casino . Spotted. Doesn't Casino live about a twenty eight mile 'round trip from Mr. Wright's Magic Bean Emporium too? I was forced to go to 'Retreat' once, for another gullible fucker's birthday. Tommy Wright was at an adjacent table, drunk, presumably on the piss he peddles. He was loudly boasting about a mansion in Florida he'd bought and how he was going to fill the triple garage at this gaff with a Maserati, a Lamborghini and the original modified DeLorean used in the first 'Back to the Future' movie. He went on to brag about a Penthouse in Sydney overlooking the harbour and Opera House and how he planned to pay Kylie and Dannii Minogue to 'perform' at his upcoming birthday there, drunkenly winking and making disgusting innuendos. I also overheard him say "it's hic all the same piss, just hic different names and cans, fucking idiots, hic.." Quote
Spider Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Doesn't Casino live about a twenty eight mile 'round trip from Mr. Wright's Magic Bean Emporium too? I was forced to go to 'Retreat' once, for another gullible fucker's birthday. Tommy Wright was at an adjacent table, drunk, presumably on the piss he peddles. He was loudly boasting about a mansion in Florida he'd bought and how he was going to fill the triple garage at this gaff with a Maserati, a Lamborghini and the original modified DeLorean used in the first 'Back to the Future' movie. He went on to brag about a Penthouse in Sydney overlooking the harbour and Opera House and how he planned to pay Kylie and Dannii Minogue to 'perform' at his upcoming birthday there, drunkenly winking and making disgusting innuendos. I also overheard him say "it's hic all the same piss, just hic different names and cans, fucking idiots, hic.." His penthouse is in the Bayside area of Melbourne. Everyone knows Melbourne is the best city in Australia, followed by Gold Coast, Darwin, Adelaide, Sydney, Canberra, Alice Springs, Wollongong then Brisbane. Perth doesn’t rank as its just Benidorm but a longer plane ride away. Quote
Zico Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 2 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: This might be interesting... FFS I'm away that weekend, looks perfect for pre/post Shrewsbury game still, got a month to come up with a good excuse for not going away that weekend Quote
Casino Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Doesn't Casino live about a twenty eight mile 'round trip from Mr. Wright's Magic Bean Emporium too? I live a few miles away, which is why he kindly delivers FOC I was at a loose end, out anyway, so popped in Quote
DaisyHWanderer Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 Had my first rivi yesterday. California Ipa 6.8% collab with Marble. It was pretty good, need to get my hands on some of their other stuff. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Casino said: I live a few miles away, which is why he kindly delivers FOC I was at a loose end, out anyway, so popped in He should not only deliver for free, at the extortionate prices he charges he should; wash your car, walk your dog, powerwash your drive, cook you a Sunday roast then give you a reacharound and read you a bedtime story and tuck you in... Quote
Steejay Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 7 hours ago, DaisyHWanderer said: Had my first rivi yesterday. California Ipa 6.8% collab with Marble. It was pretty good, need to get my hands on some of their other stuff. Quick, get some 'They Live' before it sells out. From a different stratosphere... Who fucking cares what it costs. Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Quick question for L/L types - back in the day there used to be a video shop opposite the market hall and there was a nightclub type place next door that became a Touch Of Class dance studio. What was it called or have I imagined it ? Quote
L/H White Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, jmjhb said: no great loss Quote
L/H White Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 On 30/08/2021 at 09:29, ErnestTurnip said: This might be interesting... i'll have some of this Quote
Gonk Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 37 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Quick question for L/L types - back in the day there used to be a video shop opposite the market hall and there was a nightclub type place next door that became a Touch Of Class dance studio. What was it called or have I imagined it ? The nightclub was called A Touch of Class Quote
Escobarp Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Gonk said: The nightclub was called A Touch of Class Monroes, dancers and the underground as well before that was a superb night out 👀. Think it’s got a 250 year ban from the licensing committee preventing it from serving booze in that period 😆 I think the video shop was called Bolton video centre. Edited September 2, 2021 by Escobarp Quote
Rudy Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 43 minutes ago, jmjhb said: Finally a bit of good news Quote
Escobarp Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 44 minutes ago, jmjhb said: I thought this was an advertisement to bring folk through the doors. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 28 minutes ago, Gonk said: The nightclub was called A Touch of Class Touch a crotch 😂😂 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Monroes, dancers and the underground as well before that was a superb night out 👀. Think it’s got a 250 year ban from the licensing committee preventing it from serving booze in that period 😆 I think the video shop was called Bolton video centre. Before my time but my Mum and Dad went in there. Said it was a shit hole but they spent all their wages in there at 19 and 21 😂 Quote
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