In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

Edited September 21, 20223 yr by deane koontz

Which Church?

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

Which Church?

Stalker alert!

7 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Which Church?

Local church for local people. I'm going to burst into flames when I enter. 

Edited September 4, 20214 yr by bolton_blondie

Like most of us, I've found lockdown absolutely miserable but I have found one new source of joy these last 18 months: leaving milk past it sell by date for 2 weeks then sniffing the bottle intensely to help me climax during a monster wank.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Like most of us, I've found lockdown absolutely miserable but I have found one new source of joy these last 18 months: leaving milk past it sell by date for 2 weeks then sniffing the bottle intensely to help me climax during a monster wank.

Might try that later. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Might try that later. 

As a new mum, can you not just sniff a bra that’s been stuck at the bottom of the laundry hamper?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

As a new mum, can you not just sniff a bra that’s been stuck at the bottom of the laundry hamper?

Bad mum. I bottle feed. Didn't want to smother the poor lad. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Bad mum. I bottle feed. Didn't want to smother the poor lad. 

What a way to go

1 minute ago, Spider said:

What a way to go

Not at 6 weeks old. Maybe when your 60 like you. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Not at 6 weeks old. Maybe when your 60 like you. 

60?

Joke’s on you. You’re months out.

Why does gin make me so fucking angry? 

8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Why does gin make me so fucking angry? 

Not known as Mother’s Ruin for nowt.

8 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Not known as Mother’s Ruin for nowt.

I'm not skriking. I just want to kick someone in the bollocks 😂

Been out since 3. Gonna be messy this is. Definitely maybe bar is good ☺️

Gonna be in this tonight. Again. 

@Casino I’ve been to fierce brewery tap room this afternoon. Quality IMO. Cracking naga chilli sour they have. 

I have just gotten In and sleepung on the couch. This is comfy

😂 fuckin hell

Sleepung 

What

The

Fuck

On 04/09/2021 at 21:33, bolton_blondie said:

Bad mum. I bottle feed. Didn't want the poor lad to end up in The Priory at four months old...

EFA.

29 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

What

The

Fuck

Tramp Stamp?

3 minutes ago, Traf said:

Tramp Stamp?

I indeed have woken up with a tramp stamp. The shame. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

I indeed have woken up with a tramp stamp. The shame. 

Classy.

Where the hell still does that?

10 minutes ago, Traf said:

Classy.

Where the hell still does that?

Fuck knows but it won't come off