bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Broken into the gin. Christening tomorrow. Church at 12. This is gonna be fun. Quote
MickyD Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Dimron said: Which Church? Stalker alert! Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Dimron said: Which Church? Local church for local people. I'm going to burst into flames when I enter. Edited September 4, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote
Spider Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Like most of us, I've found lockdown absolutely miserable but I have found one new source of joy these last 18 months: leaving milk past it sell by date for 2 weeks then sniffing the bottle intensely to help me climax during a monster wank. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Like most of us, I've found lockdown absolutely miserable but I have found one new source of joy these last 18 months: leaving milk past it sell by date for 2 weeks then sniffing the bottle intensely to help me climax during a monster wank. Might try that later. Quote
Spider Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Might try that later. As a new mum, can you not just sniff a bra that’s been stuck at the bottom of the laundry hamper? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: As a new mum, can you not just sniff a bra that’s been stuck at the bottom of the laundry hamper? Bad mum. I bottle feed. Didn't want to smother the poor lad. Quote
Spider Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Bad mum. I bottle feed. Didn't want to smother the poor lad. What a way to go Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: What a way to go Not at 6 weeks old. Maybe when your 60 like you. Quote
Spider Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Not at 6 weeks old. Maybe when your 60 like you. 60? Joke’s on you. You’re months out. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Why does gin make me so fucking angry? Quote
MickyD Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Why does gin make me so fucking angry? Not known as Mother’s Ruin for nowt. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, MickyD said: Not known as Mother’s Ruin for nowt. I'm not skriking. I just want to kick someone in the bollocks 😂 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Been out since 3. Gonna be messy this is. Definitely maybe bar is good ☺️ Quote
Biggish Dave Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Gonna be in this tonight. Again. Quote
Escobarp Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 @Casino I’ve been to fierce brewery tap room this afternoon. Quality IMO. Cracking naga chilli sour they have. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 12, 2021 Posted September 12, 2021 I have just gotten In and sleepung on the couch. This is comfy Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 12, 2021 Posted September 12, 2021 On 04/09/2021 at 21:33, bolton_blondie said: Bad mum. I bottle feed. Didn't want the poor lad to end up in The Priory at four months old... EFA. Quote
Traf Posted September 12, 2021 Posted September 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: What The Fuck Tramp Stamp? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted September 12, 2021 Posted September 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Traf said: Tramp Stamp? I indeed have woken up with a tramp stamp. The shame. Quote
Traf Posted September 12, 2021 Posted September 12, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: I indeed have woken up with a tramp stamp. The shame. Classy. Where the hell still does that? Quote
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