Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Traf]

I've a sneaking suspicion that I've got some of this in my stash up at the caravan, which reminds me that I need to go up and bring it all home, whilst the site closes for a couple of months.

[Escobarp]

Call the cops 

[Spider]

Just now, Escobarp said:

Call the cops 

Man down?

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Call the cops 

How is Jeffrey?

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Call the cops 

Off your chops? 

[Escobarp]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Off your chops? 

Early start pal. Not big and it’s certainly not clever. Dog house tomorrow 

[bolton_blondie]

16 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Early start pal. Not big and it’s certainly not clever. Dog house tomorrow 

It's ok I'm starting my bottomless brunch tomorrow at 1pm. I never learn either. 

[Rudy]

21 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Early start pal. Not big and it’s certainly not clever. Dog house tomorrow 

You tested the waters with the missus yet? 😂

[Escobarp]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

You tested the waters with the missus yet? 😂

She rang me an hour ago and is now sending me abusive texts telling me what a cunt I am and asking why I’m incoherent at this time of day.  
 

water off a ducks back

[radcliffe white]

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Call the cops 

You had 4 pints

[Escobarp]

27 minutes ago, radcliffe white said:

You had 4 pints

Settle yourself. 

[Rudy]

Got some rum beer off the in laws 12 x 750ml 

Should be fun

[bolton_blondie]

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

She rang me an hour ago and is now sending me abusive texts telling me what a cunt I am and asking why I’m incoherent at this time of day.  
 

water off a ducks back

May aswell stay out now your in the shit, do it properly 

[Winchester White]

Going to smash through some of my red wine reserve. Fuck it.

[bolton_blondie]

Oh how I love this gin. 

[Rudy]

Thumb watch 

[Rudy]

Some Fuckers can’t handle their ale, my mate said he was in town yesterday, bunch of lowdy lasses walked in, one spewing her ring up outside so the poor staff had to swill it down the drain before she fell asleep on the table 😂 all before 7pm

[bolton_blondie]

20 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Some Fuckers can’t handle their ale, my mate said he was in town yesterday, bunch of lowdy lasses walked in, one spewing her ring up outside so the poor staff had to swill it down the drain before she fell asleep on the table 😂 all before 7pm

[Youri McAnespie]

It's amateur time these couple of weeks - people playing at it.

For me it's a full time thing.

They're out of shape.

They should behave.

[Rudy]

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It's amateur time these couple of weeks - people playing at it.

For me it's a full time thing.

They're out of shape.

They should behave.

Sunday league players 

[Youri McAnespie]

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Sunday league players 

Not even pub players.

Not even kickabout on Bobby Haywards five a side court.

[bolton_blondie]

I'm not drinking again. Still got clumps of sick in my hair. Keeping is classy. 

[Youri McAnespie]

Just don't eat then vomit will mainly be bile.

 

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Just don't eat then vomit will mainly be bile.

 

Or just don't drink 3 bottles of prosecco. Was trying to be more womanly. Didn't work. 

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Or just don't drink 3 bottles of prosecco. Was trying to be more womanly. Didn't work. 

Spike it with Cassis then you'll just pass out - maybe aspirate in your sleep but you won't feel a thing.