Traf Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 I've a sneaking suspicion that I've got some of this in my stash up at the caravan, which reminds me that I need to go up and bring it all home, whilst the site closes for a couple of months. Quote
Spider Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Just now, Escobarp said: Call the cops Man down? Quote
Rudy Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Call the cops How is Jeffrey? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Call the cops Off your chops? Quote
Escobarp Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Off your chops? Early start pal. Not big and it’s certainly not clever. Dog house tomorrow Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 16 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Early start pal. Not big and it’s certainly not clever. Dog house tomorrow It's ok I'm starting my bottomless brunch tomorrow at 1pm. I never learn either. Quote
Rudy Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Early start pal. Not big and it’s certainly not clever. Dog house tomorrow You tested the waters with the missus yet? 😂 Quote
Escobarp Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: You tested the waters with the missus yet? 😂 She rang me an hour ago and is now sending me abusive texts telling me what a cunt I am and asking why I’m incoherent at this time of day. water off a ducks back Quote
radcliffe white Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Escobarp said: Call the cops You had 4 pints Quote
Escobarp Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, radcliffe white said: You had 4 pints Settle yourself. Quote
Rudy Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Got some rum beer off the in laws 12 x 750ml Should be fun Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: She rang me an hour ago and is now sending me abusive texts telling me what a cunt I am and asking why I’m incoherent at this time of day. water off a ducks back May aswell stay out now your in the shit, do it properly Quote
Winchester White Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Going to smash through some of my red wine reserve. Fuck it. Quote
Rudy Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Some Fuckers can’t handle their ale, my mate said he was in town yesterday, bunch of lowdy lasses walked in, one spewing her ring up outside so the poor staff had to swill it down the drain before she fell asleep on the table 😂 all before 7pm Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, Rudy said: Some Fuckers can’t handle their ale, my mate said he was in town yesterday, bunch of lowdy lasses walked in, one spewing her ring up outside so the poor staff had to swill it down the drain before she fell asleep on the table 😂 all before 7pm Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 It's amateur time these couple of weeks - people playing at it. For me it's a full time thing. They're out of shape. They should behave. Quote
Rudy Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: It's amateur time these couple of weeks - people playing at it. For me it's a full time thing. They're out of shape. They should behave. Sunday league players Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Sunday league players Not even pub players. Not even kickabout on Bobby Haywards five a side court. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 I'm not drinking again. Still got clumps of sick in my hair. Keeping is classy. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Just don't eat then vomit will mainly be bile. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Just don't eat then vomit will mainly be bile. Or just don't drink 3 bottles of prosecco. Was trying to be more womanly. Didn't work. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Or just don't drink 3 bottles of prosecco. Was trying to be more womanly. Didn't work. Spike it with Cassis then you'll just pass out - maybe aspirate in your sleep but you won't feel a thing. Quote
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