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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

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i had my first hangover in at least 10 years this morning , didn't get up until 11am, normally cooked full english and sunday roast by that time.

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Just sampled this..

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3 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

Just sampled this..

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6 month ban

1 hour ago, Spider said:

6 month ban

I know ey.

Is it a 12 month ban if I say it was tasty?

22 hours ago, London Wanderer said:

I know ey.

Is it a 12 month ban if I say it was tasty?

But he said Jehova

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Hawkshead 590 is nice

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Nice title change 😁😁

32 minutes ago, Spider said:

Nice title change 😁😁

Vodkas all round

@boltondiver and @Spider

leaving gift for someone at work who likes Malbec and Chianti. Recommendations please. Ta 

A census taker's liver and some fava beans...

Name change made me chuckle! 

 

4 hours ago, Escobarp said:

@boltondiver and @Spider

leaving gift for someone at work who likes Malbec and Chianti. Recommendations please. Ta 

I'd suggest either Malbec or Chianti, whichever is marked down most at Aldi/Lidl

44 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

How fucking much?! I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and a £5.99 rioja from aldi. 

Neither can BD  😀

9 hours ago, Casino said:

Neither can BD  😀

I wouldn’t, as I’ve never had the £5.99 Rioja from Aldi!

🤪😜

Tommy Tiernan has a private jet thanks to you gullible saps, he shuts his shop, flies to his Almafi mansion and lies in his pool like a fat blob laughing at you.

23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Tommy Tiernan has a private jet thanks to you gullible saps, he shuts his shop, flies to his Almafi mansion and lies in his pool like a fat blob laughing at you.

the Irish "comedian"?

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Tommy Tiernan has a private jet thanks to you gullible saps, he shuts his shop, flies to his Almafi mansion and lies in his pool like a fat blob laughing at you.

There’s a Turkish bloke who owns several factories making paint thinners that, thanks to you, does his daily dirt on a toilet made of gold

Then he sleeps in a bed made of gold. Under sheets of gold leaf.

Then he goes to work in a gold helicopter, sits at his gold desk, looks on his gold computer that tells him you’ve drank another 616484 fathoms of his turpentine, then he gets in his gold car, which can fly, and zooms around his gold mansion eating gold plated pot noodle butties. With gold hundreds and thousands sprinkled on.

because of all the turps he sells you. To drink. In your house made of bricks. Not gold. Like his house is. Because of turps.

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WW3 started and all I can think about is how smashed im gonna get tonight 🍻🍻

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

WW3 started and all I can think about is how smashed im gonna get tonight 🍻🍻

Smashed on the tears of Ukrainian refugees. 

Shame on you 

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

WW3 started and all I can think about is how smashed im gonna get tonight 🍻🍻

It is Friday

2 hours ago, Traf said:

the Irish "comedian"?

The Horwich charlatan shopkeeper who sells overpriced piss to idiots.

1 hour ago, Spider said:

There’s a Turkish bloke who owns several factories making paint thinners that, thanks to you, does his daily dirt on a toilet made of gold

Then he sleeps in a bed made of gold. Under sheets of gold leaf.

Then he goes to work in a gold helicopter, sits at his gold desk, looks on his gold computer that tells him you’ve drank another 616484 fathoms of his turpentine, then he gets in his gold car, which can fly, and zooms around his gold mansion eating gold plated pot noodle butties. With gold hundreds and thousands sprinkled on.

because of all the turps he sells you. To drink. In your house made of bricks. Not gold. Like his house is. Because of turps.

Houses, plural, and it's Brasso not turps or generic white spirit.

You crack on paying £8.99 for a tin of hipsters' urine, Tommy Walsh wants a second yacht.

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