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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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  • The title was changed to WW3 Pissheadery
Posted
32 minutes ago, Spider said:

Nice title change 😁😁

Vodkas all round

Posted
44 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

How fucking much?! I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and a £5.99 rioja from aldi. 

Neither can BD  😀

Posted
9 hours ago, Casino said:

Neither can BD  😀

I wouldn’t, as I’ve never had the £5.99 Rioja from Aldi!

🤪😜

Posted
23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Tommy Tiernan has a private jet thanks to you gullible saps, he shuts his shop, flies to his Almafi mansion and lies in his pool like a fat blob laughing at you.

the Irish "comedian"?

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Tommy Tiernan has a private jet thanks to you gullible saps, he shuts his shop, flies to his Almafi mansion and lies in his pool like a fat blob laughing at you.

There’s a Turkish bloke who owns several factories making paint thinners that, thanks to you, does his daily dirt on a toilet made of gold

Then he sleeps in a bed made of gold. Under sheets of gold leaf.

Then he goes to work in a gold helicopter, sits at his gold desk, looks on his gold computer that tells him you’ve drank another 616484 fathoms of his turpentine, then he gets in his gold car, which can fly, and zooms around his gold mansion eating gold plated pot noodle butties. With gold hundreds and thousands sprinkled on.

because of all the turps he sells you. To drink. In your house made of bricks. Not gold. Like his house is. Because of turps.

Edited by Spider
Posted
3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

WW3 started and all I can think about is how smashed im gonna get tonight 🍻🍻

Smashed on the tears of Ukrainian refugees. 

Shame on you 

Posted
12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

WW3 started and all I can think about is how smashed im gonna get tonight 🍻🍻

It is Friday

Posted
2 hours ago, Traf said:

the Irish "comedian"?

The Horwich charlatan shopkeeper who sells overpriced piss to idiots.

1 hour ago, Spider said:

There’s a Turkish bloke who owns several factories making paint thinners that, thanks to you, does his daily dirt on a toilet made of gold

Then he sleeps in a bed made of gold. Under sheets of gold leaf.

Then he goes to work in a gold helicopter, sits at his gold desk, looks on his gold computer that tells him you’ve drank another 616484 fathoms of his turpentine, then he gets in his gold car, which can fly, and zooms around his gold mansion eating gold plated pot noodle butties. With gold hundreds and thousands sprinkled on.

because of all the turps he sells you. To drink. In your house made of bricks. Not gold. Like his house is. Because of turps.

Houses, plural, and it's Brasso not turps or generic white spirit.

You crack on paying £8.99 for a tin of hipsters' urine, Tommy Walsh wants a second yacht.

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