Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Youri McAnespie]

It's Coe Street now.

Keep up.

[radcliffe white]

Haven’t been cruising for a while 

[Marc505]

Coe Street you say?

[bolton_blondie]

In in fucking in. What a shit day. 

[Not in Crawley]

Dipping into the red now.

I will get argumentative, followed by maudlin.

Every time.

[Not in Crawley]

On 24/12/2021 at 21:46, boltondiver said:

It absolutely is

Then you're supping in the wrong places.

[Winchester White]

10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

In in fucking in. What a shit day. 

Why, what's up?

[bolton_blondie]

27 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Why, what's up?

I'd tell you but it's christmas and I don't want to depress every bugger 😂

[stevieb]

Send help. Or malbec. 

I'm round the outlaws and have run out of booze. 

[Rudy]

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Send help. Or malbec. 

I'm round the outlaws and have run out of booze. 

Cut off a finger and get to a&e it’s the only way

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Send help. Or malbec. 

I'm round the outlaws and have run out of booze. 

Find some hand sanitiser and neck that 

[Leyther_Matt]

Four cans done during the afternoon. JD cracked open now. Still would have preferred to have been at the game. 

[dave2980]

Well I tested positive for the 'rona this afternoon. I don't appear to have any symptoms so I'm just gonna drink myself silly for the next few days as there's not much else I can do

[jeep]

3 minutes ago, dave2980 said:

Well I tested positive for the 'rona this afternoon. I don't appear to have any symptoms so I'm just gonna drink myself silly for the next few days as there's not much else I can do

Why have you taken a test if you had no symptoms?

[dave2980]

14 minutes ago, jeep said:

Why have you taken a test if you had no symptoms?

Because my niece tested positive earlier 

[MickyD]

What’s happened to me? Just opened a bottle of Prosecco to share with MrsD. Fortunately, I’m a quicker drinker than her. Soon be on the good stuff.

[Youri McAnespie]

On 25/12/2021 at 14:03, Marc505 said:

Coe Street you say?

That's where I had handbags with a bland unadorned pimp coming home from Gethin's match.

His stable was very poor (the pimp not Jones).

He started it - I just pass through occasionally, I offer the ho's a biscuit (usually Hob Nobs) if they ask "business?" and a polite decline.

 

Edited December 26, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[MancWanderer]

Some fucker on here posted about that quality Aldi Malbec that they were discounting. Bought 12. Done two so far today. That’s enough. More would be silly. Time to crack the Gentleman Jack Christmas present 

[Marc505]

Toll Bar, Flea Pit, Tails and Ales, Albert, Saddle... all of them are packed out with people enjoying their lives. What a night Horwich is. And Ms_505 drunk everyone under the table too 😀

[bolton_blondie]

Vodka that tastes like pop is a bit dangerouus 

[victor meldrew]

34 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Vodka that tastes like pop is a bit dangerouus 

would that be vodka and coke ?

[bolton_blondie]

17 minutes ago, victor meldrew said:

would that be vodka and coke ?

Raspberry vodka and lemonade. I'm such a girl 

[stevieb]

8 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Some fucker on here posted about that quality Aldi Malbec that they were discounting. Bought 12. Done two so far today. That’s enough. More would be silly. Time to crack the Gentleman Jack Christmas present 

Some fucker... 

[Traf]

2 hours ago, stevieb said:

Some fucker... 

As I said previously, he's not completely mental.

[MancWanderer]

3 hours ago, stevieb said:

Some fucker... 

Had to buy a couple of the larger bottles as well just cos they are, erm, larger