Whitestar Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 These 4pack cans that are glued together,, i think these brikkle bone types or yer fibro myalger sufferers would be fooked. I'm a big fat handed twat and i struggle to get them apart. Quote
Guest Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 On 24/02/2022 at 09:06, Escobarp said: @boltondiver and @Spider leaving gift for someone at work who likes Malbec and Chianti. Recommendations please. Ta A bit cheaper https://www.laithwaites.co.uk/product/Red-Still+Wine/The+Waxed+Bat+Reserve-2019/0576219 Quote
Rudy Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, Whitestar said: These 4pack cans that are glued together,, i think these brikkle bone types or yer fibro myalger sufferers would be fooked. I'm a big fat handed twat and i struggle to get them apart. My wife split them open with a knife and went through 2 of the four cans. Had a brief feeling of sorrow and understanding for OJ Simpson Quote
Whitestar Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 42 minutes ago, Rudy said: My wife split them open with a knife and went through 2 of the four cans. Had a brief feeling of sorrow and understanding for OJ Simpson LOL. See that is exactly what i was gonna do but thought,,. NO . Spillage or injury. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 If it was from Tommy Hilfiger's exploding piss emporium I suppose those two wasted cans meant £68.79 of 'ale' went in the mop bucket? Quote
Rudy Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 44 minutes ago, Whitestar said: LOL. See that is exactly what i was gonna do but thought,,. NO . Spillage or injury. I had the carlsberg export. Peel off the handle pull wide into half then pull and roll into individuals. Not like my bastard wife aka wolverine Quote
Guest Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 3 hours ago, boltondiver said: A bit cheaper https://www.laithwaites.co.uk/product/Red-Still+Wine/The+Waxed+Bat+Reserve-2019/0576219 Really splendid Quote
Spider Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 I’m having a month off alcohol. Ten days in and I am here to tell you my friends that it’s not big and it’s not clever. being sober, I mean. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 Im pissed. You big bunch bunch of puffters. Quote
Jol_BWFC Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 54 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Im pissed. You big bunch bunch of puffters. Quote
Traf Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Spider said: I’m having a month off alcohol. Ten days in and I am here to tell you my friends that it’s not big and it’s not clever. being sober, I mean. You won't live longer by not drinking. It just feels like longer. December 20th was the last day I didn't have at least 2 or 3 pints. Quote
Spider Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Traf said: You won't live longer by not drinking. It just feels like longer. December 20th was the last day I didn't have at least 2 or 3 pints. 6pm - 9pm is fucking agony Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 I’ve only had 4 pints this year and I’d say the worst time is between 6am - 9pm. Quote
Guest Posted February 27, 2022 Posted February 27, 2022 Having a nice glass tonight just in case… Quote
Rudy Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 Tonight I shall mostly be pissed. First beer won’t touch the bastard sides Quote
Spider Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 Still dry Its fucking horrible and I really don’t know why I’m persisting. Quote
Rudy Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Spider said: Still dry Its fucking horrible and I really don’t know why I’m persisting. Fancy going dry on the brink of WW3. Poof. Edited March 11, 2022 by Rudy Quote
bolton_blondie Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Spider said: Still dry Its fucking horrible and I really don’t know why I’m persisting. Weirdo. I've just poured a double double gin. Its going down like water. Gonna regret this, i can see it now. Edited March 11, 2022 by bolton_blondie Quote
jeep Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Spider said: Still dry Its fucking horrible and I really don’t know why I’m persisting. How long now lad? I've not a had a drink since Saturday, and think I've done well.... 😁 On it tonight & tomorrow though, oh yes..... 🍷🍺👍 Quote
Spider Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, jeep said: How long now lad? I've not a had a drink since Saturday, and think I've done well.... 😁 On it tonight & tomorrow though, oh yes..... 🍷🍺👍 24 days. Not that I’m counting. next Friday I’m releasing myself. Im gonna get good ‘n’ drunk Quote
Traf Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: 24 days. Not that I’m counting. next Friday I’m releasing myself. Im gonna get good ‘n’ drunk Quote
bolton_blondie Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 Prob not the best idea me drinking. Ah well too late now ive done it. Quote
Guest Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: 24 days. Not that I’m counting. next Friday I’m releasing myself. Im gonna get good ‘n’ drunk Puff Quote
Spider Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Puff It’s a test as much as anything. See if I have the willpower. Its been a lot harder than I expected which suggests I may have a problem I wasn’t aware of. Wont be a problem next Friday because I’m getting mortal. Quote
FrancisFogarty Posted March 11, 2022 Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) When the pubs were shut during that Covid business it never bothered me, as I don't drink in the house so didn't have a choice. Soon as I could get out for a pint though I was like a dog with two dicks. Then they closed again and I got some bottles from Northern Monkey and Brightside in Radcliffe. Not the same though. Edited March 11, 2022 by Francis Fogarty Quote
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