In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

Edited September 21, 20223 yr by deane koontz

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

I don't fancy topping myself just yet. 

Well if you change your mind you can borrow my Glock - well buy it really - £1.5k but only one in the chamber, for you - roof of the mouth. Done.

An extra round for Buddy will cost another £60.

 

 

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I don't fancy topping myself just yet. 

That's reassuring.

Pub door opens in 7 minutes

My dog had better hurry up with her grub or we will be late

Banging head this morning, must be that COVID thing I keep hearing about. 🙄

15 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Banging head this morning, must be that COVID thing I keep hearing about. 🙄

Get a Guinness down you, you'll be reet.

Lemsip chaser obviously.

Cunted

Who’s in?

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Who’s in?

Fuck covid

Private party 

Ive a back up of booze to see off. It’s happening.

I wasn't going to. 

Now I am. 

No prosecco. 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Fuck covid

Private party 

Ive a back up of booze to see off. It’s happening.

 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I wasn't going to. 

Now I am. 

No prosecco. 

12 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Who’s in?

It’s fuckin NYE

2 bottles of CdP because every cunts looted aldi for my malbec after my top tip. 

Quick Gin & tonic to ease into it now I've finished work 

Champagne for later 

Spirits and mixers for an array of cocktails. 

 

Hangover of doom tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

Don't know if i can be arsed 🤔

I went all old school with a keg of Sixex.

16 hours ago, Traf said:

I went all old school with a keg of Sixex.

WHERE DO YOU GET THAT FROM

They used to sell it in Asda then the Ray guns took over and it doesn’t?

Coincidence? I think not

On another note how do Aldi get away with copying. Mrs bought home some cans from Aldi and I thought they were brewdog, but it’s their online version of brewdog, same colour can, same lettering tastes the same, half the price called anti establishment.

 

19 minutes ago, Rudy said:

On another note how do Aldi get away with copying. Mrs bought home some cans from Aldi and I thought they were brewdog, but it’s their online version of brewdog, same colour can, same lettering tastes the same, half the price called anti establishment.

 

I reckon they've worked with brewdog on that. The social media bants between brewdog and aldi was all very convenient.

Brewdog retaliated with Yaldi ale. Aldi stocked it for a bit

Edited January 1, 20224 yr by stevieb

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

I reckon they've worked with brewdog on that. The social media bants between brewdog and aldi was all very convenient.

Brewdog retaliated with Yaldi ale. Aldi stocked it for a bit

Reckon it’s brewdogs dregs from their drip trays 

Ron Lambton used to mix all the half left pints and drip tray crap into a concoction that was flogged for, 50p a pint upstairs in the glorified youth club that eventually became Club Kiko.

It (Maxims) was also Goodfellas-esque in that produce from Vaux went in the front door and straight out into the backstreet and two doors down to his daughter's cafe.

So many people thought he was a cunt he took a doorman as a minder whenever he had business elsewhere - lest he get twatted. This is all allegedly.

 

 

Edited January 1, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

It used to be perfectly legal to collect beer in drip trays then pour it back in the barrel at closing time.

I did it all the time at the Alma. People used to mention that the Burtonwood bitter improved as a barrel went on.

Thats mainly because the drip trays had not just bitter, but every liquid that is possible behind the bar of a busy Friday night shift. Lime and orange cordial, Guinness, sweat, spit from a hundred conversations over the top of it, cider, fag ash, you name it. All got tipped back in the barrel at midnight from a bucket that I’d be dubious to even hang my arse over for a shit.

Just now, Spider said:

It used to be perfectly legal to collect beer in drip trays then pour it back in the barrel at closing time.

I did it all the time at the Alma. People used to mention that the Burtonwood bitter improved as a barrel went on.

Thats mainly because the drip trays had not just bitter, but every liquid that is possible behind the bar of a busy Friday night shift. Lime and orange cordial, Guinness, sweat, spit from a hundred conversations over the top of it, cider, fag ash, you name it. All got tipped back in the barrel at midnight from a bucket that I’d be dubious to even hang my arse over for a shit.

Legal or pub legal?