Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Winchester White]

Chorley have changed a fair bit over the years, most recent being your brown bin that was garden waste turned into your cardboard/paper bin and you have to pay £20 a year for a grey bin for garden waste.

[Rudy]

So the bottle bin got emptied, I went out to bring it in and my neighbour was already emptying two crates full of empties into his 😂

[stevieb]

Our bin of shame got a reset today.

Gonna aim (loosely) to not drink til Thursday nights virtual quiz night. 

Given its two nights that should be doable. 

[Casino]

Just friday and saturdays for me

Need some discipline and routine

Though a sunday afternoon barbecue would be an exception

 

[Burndens Bogs]

Anyone else been sensing an increasing feeling of tension in the air in the last week or so?

Some absolute dickhead driving, some moody faces/encounters in the supermarkets, also plenty of knobbers blatantly flouting the social distancing rules.

Not sure how long this lockdown can last without some form of major disorder, i think patience is wearing a bit thin in certain quarters

[Traf]

Drivers going way too fast.

Cyclists on the pavements despite the roads being quieter.

An increasing number of people going round to others houses for a chat (keeping 2m away, of course)

Yep, annoying as fuck

[radcliffe white]

Cyclists are just tits

especially the Lycra wearing faggots 

 

[L/H White]

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

Our bin of shame got a reset today.

Gonna aim (loosely) to not drink til Thursday nights virtual quiz night. 

Given its two nights that should be doable. 

got a sports on going on tomorrow if you fancy

i might start a seperate thread for it

[MancWanderer]

11 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

I didn't know there was so much regional variance on bin colours

black: standard

Green: garden and food waste

Blue: cardboard

Brown: bottles

Currently, no green collections so that all goes in black, and blue and brown every four weeks

Which is not enough for the amount we're drinking

Colours exactly the same over here in East Manc 

Used to be green bin emptied every week with the other three on a weekly rotation 

Now it’s grey/black only. No recycling bin collected at all

Seems weird not recycling but at least I don’t have the shame of a bin being emptied of 3 weeks worth of wine and gin bottles 

[MancWanderer]

4 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Cyclists are just tits

especially the Lycra wearing faggots 

 

Mountain bikers?

[Rudy]

On the subject of bins it really does me off.

We got a smaller black bin, and less frequent collections. 
Im fine with the once a fortnight collection but I just want my big bastard bin back.

[Rudy]

6 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Cyclists are just tits

especially the Lycra wearing faggots 

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

42 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Anyone else been sensing an increasing feeling of tension in the air in the last week or so?

Some absolute dickhead driving, some moody faces/encounters in the supermarkets, also plenty of knobbers blatantly flouting the social distancing rules.

Not sure how long this lockdown can last without some form of major disorder, i think patience is wearing a bit thin in certain quarters

To be honest, I've not noticed anything untoward. No more so than normal. Arguably, since all this kicked off, folk have been a little less "rushed".

Had a couple of people walking in the road instead of the pavement for some strange reason- no one else around so no need to, but other than that nothing obvious.

[radcliffe white]

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Couple of months back i was in traffic (about 4 cars back from the lights) next thing this cnut all in Lycra starts banging on my roof 

Window goes down and he has an absolute bitch fit saying I was in the cycle lane thought he was going to cry 

years back I would of gone all ronnie Pickering on him but I just laughed and drove off 

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Couple of months back i was in traffic (about 4 cars back from the lights) next thing this cnut all in Lycra starts banging on my roof 

Window goes down and he has an absolute bitch fit saying I was in the cycle lane thought he was going to cry 

years back I would of gone all ronnie Pickering on him but I just laughed and drove off 

Cycle lanes most be the most untouched tarmac in the world no cunt is ever in one. Can’t stand them. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Couple of months back i was in traffic (about 4 cars back from the lights) next thing this cnut all in Lycra starts banging on my roof 

Window goes down and he has an absolute bitch fit saying I was in the cycle lane thought he was going to cry 

years back I would of gone all ronnie Pickering on him but I just laughed and drove off 

He'd no doubt be one of those twats who, once at the front (no problem there) would proceed to go through a red light because nothing is coming.

[radcliffe white]

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

He'd no doubt be one of those twats who, once at the front (no problem there) would proceed to go through a red light because nothing is coming.

Camera on his helmet the works 

lights at the old swimming baths in Radcliffe 

oh yeah all the same before the lights change their halfway into the road 

[radcliffe white]

37 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Mountain bikers?

All types, the road ones 

you’re not one are you😀

Edited April 14, 2020 by radcliffe white

[MancWanderer]

4 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

All types 

you’re not one are you😀

Hello sailor!! Yep

Mountain biker

No Lycra here though

Hate being on the roads 

[miamiwhite]

6 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Hello sailor!! Yep

Mountain biker

No Lycra here though

Hate being on the roads 

Hang on fella, when I met you at your mum's,  you had full lycra on, name on back as well, helmet camera, flashing lights, water bottle,bike clips and the pump under your arm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind but you were driving your car 🤭

[radcliffe white]

1 minute ago, MancWanderer said:

Hello sailor!! Yep

Mountain biker

No Lycra here though

Hate being on the roads 

😀 I just changed it to road bikes 

good man

tbf I used to like screwing my mountain bike around Chesham woods but that was about it 

 

 

[Rudy]

6 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Oxford Road in the City centre was partially closed for 2 years a couple of years ago, they put cycle lanes in and nearly every cunt just cycles on the road and it pisses all the bus drivers off, that route from south MCR is the busiest in Europe for Buses, you would think cyclists would use the fuckers!

I wouldn’t mind but there’s no shortage of public transport right across Manchester, it’s very easy to get across it 

[MancWanderer]

7 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Hang on fella, when I met you at your mum's,  you had full lycra on, name on back as well, helmet camera, flashing lights, water bottle,bike clips and the pump under your arm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't mind but you were driving your car 🤭

That wasn’t a pump under my arm......

[Rudy]

If any of you outstanding piss cans can point me in the direction of Joseph’s Holts Maple Gold that isnt 12 bottles for £30 I’d be much obliged, used to be £1.25 a bottle in Aldi but it’s now discontinued with them

[Traf]

47 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

If any of you outstanding piss cans can point me in the direction of Joseph’s Holts Maple Gold that isnt 12 bottles for £30 I’d be much obliged, used to be £1.25 a bottle in Aldi but it’s now discontinued with them

I'll ask my brother. He's got a Joey's pub, so might have some.