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Battlenips

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11 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

 

 

 

 

 

you all got her left nip in 48

the other is 42

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What a sight to behold - hours of fun to be had in those!

34 minutes ago, marple whites said:

What a sight to behold - hours of fun to be had in those!

She is a fucking goddess! 🤩😛 

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21 hours ago, DazBob said:

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9 hours ago, jeep said:

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When this thread finally ends will there be a leaderboard?

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4 hours ago, DazBob said:

When this thread finally ends will there be a leaderboard?

I have a Battlenips league with mates on WhatsApp, it's evolved and now in the 3rd season

5 points for one nipple, 15 for two

last game of the season (40th game), there's two birds and 25 for two + one and 40 for all four

I'm the chaser, so if no one guesses a nipple correctly I get 5 points

I even did a video for the last day of the first season, with a CL anthem back drop, to show the table movement  as the guesses came in

if i've got nothing to do one day, I might go back and work it out, but then again, why should it ever end?

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last season I did a graph charting the positions over the season

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this season one of them, like @Cheese has taken to showing his working outs

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just need to figure out how to take it to the next level, and then monetise it

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4 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

I have a Battlenips league with mates on WhatsApp, it's evolved and now in the 3rd season

5 points for one nipple, 15 for two

last game of the season (40th game), there's two birds and 25 for two + one and 40 for all four

I'm the chaser, so if no one guesses a nipple correctly I get 5 points

I even did a video for the last day of the first season, with a CL anthem back drop, to show the table movement  as the guesses came in

if i've got nothing to do one day, I might go back and work it out, but then again, why should it ever end?

edit:

last season I did a graph charting the positions over the season

POAbKrg.jpg

this season one of them, like @Cheese has taken to showing his working outs

n6qJS9C.jpg

LKMC6ke.jpg

 

just need to figure out how to take it to the next level, and then monetise it

“BattleNips LIVE!”

online version where girls go live and squash their cans against an opaque grid.

Everyone puts their guess in and after 30 seconds there’s a big reveal. Probably on a trampoline.

What size yacht are we buying?

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1 hour ago, Spider said:

“BattleNips LIVE!”

online version where girls go live and squash their cans against an opaque grid.

Everyone puts their guess in and after 30 seconds there’s a big reveal. Probably on a trampoline.

What size yacht are we buying?

We did that, sort of, on a zoom call, i shared the image then a video of the countdown clock

I love this game, never win but it’s the taking part that counts.......

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7 hours ago, marple whites said:

I love this game, never win but it’s the taking part that counts.......

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Its a great game but I don't participate, I'm a G spot finder.

The opportunities are endless. You could cover the whole bird, with contestants answering quick fire questions to reveal a square. A bit like catchphrase. Celebrity guests could paint their nips, pose against paper and you have to guess (why I thought of p pat butcher at this point I'll never know). Head to head version, lesbian orgies like actual battleships. Vintage... 

 

Game show format, celebrity guests, big prizes, and bigger tits... 

It's got jeopardy, health awareness (could have screenings/checks), celebrity... Channel 4 would lap it up. Good wholesome family fun

3 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

The opportunities are endless. You could cover the whole bird, with contestants answering quick fire questions to reveal a square. A bit like catchphrase. Celebrity guests could paint their nips, pose against paper and you have to guess (why I thought of p pat butcher at this point I'll never know). Head to head version, lesbian orgies like actual battleships. Vintage... 

 

Game show format, celebrity guests, big prizes, and bigger tits... 

It's got jeopardy, health awareness (could have screenings/checks), celebrity... Channel 4 would lap it up. Good wholesome family fun

Bullseye Battlenips . New meaning for two in a bed.

Play your Battlenips right..  higher, higher. Don't get anything for a pair, not in this game  may be wrong catchphrase though

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