April 26, 20206 yr Author Just now, bolton_blondie said: Get a shark. Don't put your knob in it. The end. Don’t try and change me
April 26, 20206 yr 1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said: Don’t try and change me Don't come crying when it sucks your cock straight off.
April 26, 20206 yr Author 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't come crying when it sucks your cock straight off. Is that a setting on it?
April 26, 20206 yr I just bought the cheapest Shark from Argos, as I’ve got a Vax for cleaning. Under £200, a bargain
April 27, 20206 yr Who's dumping a Dyson? Take it to Bolton Hospice Shop instead, it's less bother than the tip... Who wants a new one? There's a Vax in the backstreet behind Sue's Chippy - I can't vouch that it's a runner but it hasn't rained for days so it'll be dry enough, I reckon a new fuse or belt and you're away...
April 28, 20206 yr 15 hours ago, little whitt said: just brought a VAX carpet washer living the dream You'll be messaging me shortly then asking what went wrong ? 😛
April 28, 20206 yr Author On 27/04/2020 at 09:55, Youri McAnespie said: Who's dumping a Dyson? Take it to Bolton Hospice Shop instead, it's less bother than the tip... Who wants a new one? There's a Vax in the backstreet behind Sue's Chippy - I can't vouch that it's a runner but it hasn't rained for days so it'll be dry enough, I reckon a new fuse or belt and you're away... What were you doing behind Sues Chippy?
April 28, 20206 yr Well I wasn't eating chips and gravy as she's shut... Nor was I hanging around waiting for 'the man' (to collect class a, b or c's off some grubby little scumbag)... I sometimes cut down the back on my pushiron as Rishton Lane/Fletcher Street is literally a death alley for cyclists/pedestrians.
April 28, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, MickyD said: They make a Henrietta Hoover for the non-gayers. Henrietta sucks
April 28, 20206 yr On 26/04/2020 at 14:14, frank_spencer said: Almost as if the move to cheap labour coincided with the drop in quality. Don't mind paying a premium for quality but when the product is getting crap it's not worth it. My Mum's DC01 lasted for bloody ages. I dropped it down the stairs and it clipped back together and ran straight away no worries. No idea what her current model is but it's always breaking. My mum has one, it's about 20 years old. Its fecking heavy, built like a Sherman tank, but still does the job... She has it serviced very 5 years or so from some place in Horwich. They come & collect.
April 29, 20206 yr On 26/04/2020 at 19:20, Rudy’s Message said: Was it you who posted that pic of his guy with his cock up a car exhaust He was jump starting it.
April 29, 20206 yr 32 minutes ago, only1swanny said: hetty. Be careful, anthropomorphising household appliances is a slippery slope and could have very disturbing consequences. I was saying the same to my friend Henry just the other day. Have I told you about Henry?
April 29, 20206 yr 2 minutes ago, ProfessorWoland said: Be careful, anthropomorphising household appliances is a slippery slope and could have very disturbing consequences. I was saying the same to my friend Henry just the other day. Have I told you about Henry? there is a cracking gif of Henry snorting a line of talc, no idea how to add it on here
April 29, 20206 yr 2 hours ago, only1swanny said: there is a cracking gif of Henry snorting a line of talc, no idea how to add it on here
April 29, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, Sweep said: It's a classic. The gif misses his cheeky rising up at the start Sadly it doesn't end well
December 4, 20232 yr Boring drag-up-a-WWs-thread-from-the-past-update. Getting rid of my cordless Dyson. It wont hold a charge anymore. And when it did I couldn't get enough running time out of it before I had to bang it back on to the plug again. I won't lie, I was expecting better things from it. I'm going for a good old fashion hardwired Vax vacuum now. It will do me. Up yours Dyson🖕
December 4, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Underpants said: Boring drag-up-a-WWs-thread-from-the-past-update. Getting rid of my cordless Dyson. It wont hold a charge anymore. And when it did I couldn't get enough running time out of it before I had to bang it back on to the plug again. I won't lie, I was expecting better things from it. I'm going for a good old fashion hardwired Vax vacuum now. It will do me. Up yours Dyson🖕 Cordless vacs are absolute shite after the novelty wears off. A wired Henry is the pinnacle of vacuum cleaners. Edited December 4, 20232 yr by Cheese
December 4, 20232 yr Problem with our hand held, cordless Dyson was it too often lost suction through blocking.
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