The eve of the maddest show in the world

Two senior citizens battling it out to become the most powerful person in the world

The most decisive election in years, which no matter the outcome, the whole country is anticipating civil unrest.

Yes folks the loonies are well and truly out of the Asylum

Forget the polls, forget what you think will happen one thing for sure is it’s always unpredictable and I cannot wait 

Buckle up Dorothy

USA 🇺🇸  USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 

33 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Disagree

 

we should keep out of other countries democracy, wherever possible.

We haven't been shy in this respect for other countries when it suits - Syria, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea.  A standing US President is directly responsible for refusing to allow a smooth transition of power and inciting protestors to riot.  That needs calling out for what it is, not mealy-mouthed words about democracy and telling protestors to go home.

1 hour ago, Farrelli said:

Priti Patel says Trump should tell the protesters to go home! Dim witted bitch.

She is a smug fuckwit isn't she? She fulfils 'quotas' though 😉.

She's that thick (and thicc) she can't correlate drinking 3L of ghee on a daily basis with the ever increasing size of her humungous arse.

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

She is a smug fuckwit isn't she? She fulfils 'quotas' though 😉.

She's that thick (and thicc) she can't correlate drinking 3L of ghee on a daily basis with the ever increasing size of her humungous arse.

To be fair she has gone further with her later comments and condemned Trump, Jeremy Hunt has also been more critical of him.  I just feel our government were very reluctant to do this initially and that does not reflect well. 

7 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

We haven't been shy in this respect for other countries when it suits - Syria, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea.  A standing US President is directly responsible for refusing to allow a smooth transition of power and inciting protestors to riot.  That needs calling out for what it is, not mealy-mouthed words about democracy and telling protestors to go home.

I did say “wherever possible”

Perhaps we should send in our troops?

6 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

To be fair she has gone further with her later comments and condemned Trump, Jeremy Hunt has also been more critical of him.  I just feel our government were very reluctant to do this initially and that does not reflect well. 

Nah, your first observation was right...

From now on in I'm going to start wailing on the likes of Patel, Rishi, Javid, Kwarteng and Zahawi et al for their gross incompetence. Just that, nothing else...🐕

7 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I did say “wherever possible”

Perhaps we should send in our troops?

We are talking about the USA, they are supposed to be the leaders of the free world.  If you don't think this is a suitable case for a UK government to be critically vocal then when is it ?  As I said earlier, they would not be shy if it was another country.  

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

😂 kin’ell

Number 1. It's a badge of honour I suppose.

I mean I did start the trifle/beach towel thing, so I should get something for my achievements.

9 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

We are talking about the USA, they are supposed to be the leaders of the free world.  If you don't think this is a suitable case for a UK government to be critically vocal then when is it ?  As I said earlier, they would not be shy if it was another country.  

Aye. Our dickhead should be saying their dickhead is an absolute dickhead.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Number 1. It's a badge of honour I suppose.

I mean I did start the trifle/beach towel thing, so I should get something for my achievements.

I wonder if he's building back up to a "dirty dozen" again? 

Can you imagine,

''Mr. President, The British Prime Minister has condemed your actions.''

''........................and?''

''So has the Scottish First Minister.''

''Scotland has a first minister?''

''Also, Priti Patel.''

''Holy hellfire in a handcart. Gaaadam it, now things are gettin' serious. Quick call in the National Guard, phone the UN!''

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

I wonder if he's building back up to a "dirty dozen" again? 

At this rate, I give him till lunchtime.

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

At least these protestors didn’t do something violent and unpatriotic like kneeling for the national anthem 

This has been a fabulous read

48 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I did say “wherever possible”

Perhaps we should send in our troops?

Send Gazza in with a fishing rod and some chicken

I do wonder just how many loons the internet has helped to create or push over the edge. Throw in some 24 hour rolling news too. I think some cunt needs to turn it off for a couple of months every year.

 

 

  

One of the four people who died accidentally tasered himself and had a heart attack

3 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

One of the four people who died accidentally tasered himself and had a heart attack

If that doesn't sum up Trump's supporter base, nothing does.

24 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Number 1. It's a badge of honour I suppose.

I mean I did start the trifle/beach towel thing, so I should get something for my achievements.

Picture the scene 

Down under NYE

12:01

Mrs Bolty “ Happy new year luv, ya comin to bed?”

Bolty “Nah , you pop off to bed Sheila, Captain Bolts is gonna see which one of these Pom bastards is lucky enough to get off the list”

*cracks a fosters, The Jam In the background”

“Right let’s have a look”

@Not in Crawley nah that ice cream selling dingo can stay on

@Spider “Nah maybe next year fella”

@mickbrown “ Yeah why not, new beginnings and a all that

Boltys inner voice “Jumping dingo testciles Bolty, Micky brown has to stay on the list what are you thinking man, Streuth.”

Bolty - “Yeah you’re right, Sorry Mick you’re staying on it fella.

”Righto let’s see what Marlene and Big Al Stewart are up to”

 

 

"VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!!.......aaaaaah mace! Please stop! My eyeeeees!! I want to go home!!"

22 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

 

 

 Not the brightest is she. She actually sounds genuinely upset and sort of offended in a “how dare they” sort of way. Why can’t covid target people of this intelligence? 

"It's a Revolution! We - the People - have had enough of Democracy! We want tyranny!"

33 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

 Not the brightest is she. She actually sounds genuinely upset and sort of offended in a “how dare they” sort of way. Why can’t covid target people of this intelligence? 

 

Edited January 7, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

"PLEASE STOP! ARE YOU THE POLICE? WE'VE DONE A REVOLUTION BY MISTAKE!"