Being the Chesney Hawkes with the perfect hat trick since its inception, I'll go first, and none of you deadbeats can copy the Champ's predictions

1 - Bobby Charlton 

2 - Boy George

3 - Eileen Derbyshire

 

As a bonus ball, I'll say all remaining players from the World Cup winning team of 66 will go too.

On 22/08/2021 at 20:18, H said:

Don Everly of the Everly Brothers.

Aged 84.

Big sister saw them at the Odeon, supported by Englebert Humperdinck and Jimi Hendrix

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Charlie Watts, 80, brown bread

Probably been dead for a couple of years but no one noticed. 

22 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Probably been dead for a couple of years but no one noticed. 

Rumour has it Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional methods, it's a definate holy water and stake through the heart job

One of my fave Stones songs in my teens.

 

Eammon Holmes, drunk on poitin (for a change) and shambling around, unsteady on his feet and slurring his words - due to his Lorazepam addiction has just been on TV-AM...

He described the late drummer as; "an English c*nt", "an old tw*t" and a "useless fecker"...

He then went on a non-sequiteur tirade against hippopotamus's, before stripping his shirt off to reveal his numerous tattoos - mostly related to the Real I.R.A. organisation he founded, but also ones of Roy Keane, hunger striker Bobby Sands and American pop singer Pink.

He then lunged at Ranvir Singh attempting to grope her breasts and drag her to her feet to drunkenly (him, not her) dance an Irish jig...

They cut to a break and when they returned Holmes had been removed.

The man is a disgrace and a potential menace.

16 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Charlie Watts, 80, brown bread

Had that horrid feeling when he dropped out of the upcoming tour last month. 

He looked quite frail when they did their online gig during lockdown and he did air drums.. 

Why don't they get a taxidermist automaton maker to stuff him and install mechanics so he could continue to keep beat for them.

Being dead he wouldn't get a cut of the profits either.

Dave Lombardo as replacement is just mental.

Apart from the black guy who replaced paedophile Bill Wyman, all the remaining members would probably peg it from heart failure trying to keep up with him (Lombardo).

Ted Dexter finally out.

4 minutes ago, H said:

Ted Dexter finally out.

R.I.P Ted 

Didnt think he was that ill, thought he only had the runs 😞

3 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

R.I.P Ted 

Didnt think he was that ill, thought he only had the runs 😞

That's pushing the boundaries of good taste. 

On 22/08/2021 at 20:18, H said:

Don Everly of the Everly Brothers.

Aged 84.

Bye, bye Love. X

Took me a while to think that one up.

Expect a similar pun about Charlie Watts sometime around Bonfire Night...

 

4 hours ago, H said:

Ted Dexter finally out.

That thing about the coroner/serial killer was rubbish...

5 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

That's pushing the boundaries of good taste. 

i was knocked for six when i heard

2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

i was knocked for six when i heard

He had a good innings tbf. 

Andy Michael off Gogglebox.  Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella...

17 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

He had a good innings tbf. 

god knows how old, stumped if i know..

Just now, Breightmet Boy said:

god knows how old, stumped if i know..

You crease me up, BB.

32 minutes ago, MickyD said:

You crease me up, BB.

yer daft bat 

2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

Andy Michael off Gogglebox.  Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella...

Tanned bloke who ran for UKIP?

3 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

Andy Michael off Gogglebox.  Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella...

His son is a right fanny

19 minutes ago, Rudy said:

His son is a right fanny

I think he can be forgiven if his dad's just pegged it...

What should he do? Shrug his shoulders, say "Oh well, shit happens..." then stroll off from the deathbed whistling?

8 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

yer daft bat 

 

Just thought I’d bail you out.

9 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

Andy Michael off Gogglebox.  Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella...

Thought the daughter was OK but the son, what a twat

Didn't a younger daughter appear when elder one went to Uni

Anyway, only gogglebox that I really cared about were Leon and June

A perfect couple

Show us yer nicks

13 hours ago, Casino said:

Thought the daughter was OK but the son, what a twat

Didn't a younger daughter appear when elder one went to Uni

Anyway, only gogglebox that I really cared about were Leon and June

A perfect couple

Show us yer nicks

Yeah, bit chubby but still had a bit of appeal.  I’d of knocked a nail in it anyhow

18 hours ago, Rudy said:

His son is a right fanny

Yeah, can’t see Richie Cunningham banging on his door for his next Hollywood blockbuster