Celebrity Deadpool 2021

[Youri McAnespie]

'Our Col' to the Bushes.

 

 

[Cheese]

Alec Baldwin has shot dead his Director of Photography.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59005500

Edited October 22, 2021 by Cheese

[Rudy]

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye, a loaded prop... only in America 

 Not the first time that’s happened either 

[kent_white]

2 hours ago, Cheese said:

Alec Baldwin has shot dead his Director of Photography.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59005500

Another Partridgeism!

[e2e4]

theres bruce lees son , and the guy from phineas fogg (?)

and people forget john landis's  twilight zone helicopter thing killing jenifer jason leighs dad. 

Edited October 22, 2021 by e2e4
typos galore

[Youri McAnespie]

I think the bodycount on 'The Ten Commandments' went into double figures.

I think Vic Morrow was listed on a 'Celebrity Decapitations' list, somewhat erroneously as I'm led to believe the Helicopter blade sliced only the top off, like a boiled egg.

John Landis nearly did bird for that.

Shite film too.

There was another, Jayne Mansfield, who was on the list, but that was wrong too, it was a only a hairpiece detached from her body in the car wreck she died in.

Duncan Edwards was rightly left off the list - the song we all know being factually incorrect.

Matt Busby was incapacitated when recovered according to witnesses, so accounts of him 'crying in the snow' are probably untrue too.

[bolton_blondie]

Gunther off friends. Prostate cancer. Get your bums checked boys. 

[Rudy]

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Gunther off friends. Prostate cancer. Get your bums checked boys. 

Surely he got his bum checked weekly

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Gunther off friends. Prostate cancer. Get your bums checked boys. 

Don't suppose you could offer a helping hand?.... Asking for a friend obvs 😉

[Rudy]

Walter Smith

[DazBob]

17 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Walter Smith

Our plastic Rangers fans will be gutted.

[Rudy]

8 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Our plastic Rangers fans will be gutted.

You know what I like about Smiths Rangers team 95/96 they won the league, in that he had McCoist, Gazza and Stuart McCall, 3 of the biggest pisscans to come out of Scotland since Rab C and Jazza and got them to win the league. 
 

Getting all three to turn up for training must have been hard enough.

[bolton_blondie]

Lionel Blair. GOT DEAD. 

Shouldn't say ill of the dead but always gave me a weird feeling 👀 

[Youri McAnespie]

That fuck is deaf?

No.

[Youri McAnespie]

Did he bum a chimp?

[kent_white]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Lionel Blair. GOT DEAD. 

Shouldn't say ill of the dead but always gave me a weird feeling 👀 

I hope the people of Iraq can find it in their hearts to forgive him.

[Casino]

I'd have put good money on him having been gone 20 years back

Wasn't there a link to una stubbs who went recently

Give us a clue?

[DazBob]

4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Lionel Blair. GOT DEAD. 

Shouldn't say ill of the dead but always gave me a weird feeling 👀 

Give us a clue.

[bolton_blondie]

15 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Give us a clue.

Dunno, that era of presenters wasn't he? 👀

Edited November 5, 2021 by bolton_blondie

[Rudy]

6 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Dunno, that era of presenters wasn't he? 👀

Think he was just a bummer of men not kids 

[bolton_blondie]

7 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Think he was just a bummer of men not kids 

Yeah I wouldn't be leaving my kids with him still. Can bum the other half to death all he wants though. 

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Yeah I wouldn't be leaving my kids with him still. Can bum the other half to death all he wants though. 

Don’t think he’d be up to babysitting at the moment 

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Don’t think he’d be up to babysitting at the moment 

Eldest wouldn't notice. She doesn't look up from fucking roblox. 

[jmjhb]

 

[Mannyroader]