Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Posted August 24, 2021 Apparently he was a bummer according to the BBC... Dunno why that makes him significant - there's millions of them worldwide. Quote
Dimron Posted August 24, 2021 Posted August 24, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 20:18, H said: Don Everly of the Everly Brothers. Aged 84. Big sister saw them at the Odeon, supported by Englebert Humperdinck and Jimi Hendrix Quote
Dimron Posted August 24, 2021 Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr Grey said: Charlie Watts, 80, brown bread Probably been dead for a couple of years but no one noticed. Quote
DavidLeesMullet Posted August 24, 2021 Posted August 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dimron said: Probably been dead for a couple of years but no one noticed. Rumour has it Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional methods, it's a definate holy water and stake through the heart job Quote
leigh white Posted August 24, 2021 Posted August 24, 2021 One of my fave Stones songs in my teens. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 25, 2021 Posted August 25, 2021 Eammon Holmes, drunk on poitin (for a change) and shambling around, unsteady on his feet and slurring his words - due to his Lorazepam addiction has just been on TV-AM... He described the late drummer as; "an English c*nt", "an old tw*t" and a "useless fecker"... He then went on a non-sequiteur tirade against hippopotamus's, before stripping his shirt off to reveal his numerous tattoos - mostly related to the Real I.R.A. organisation he founded, but also ones of Roy Keane, hunger striker Bobby Sands and American pop singer Pink. He then lunged at Ranvir Singh attempting to grope her breasts and drag her to her feet to drunkenly (him, not her) dance an Irish jig... They cut to a break and when they returned Holmes had been removed. The man is a disgrace and a potential menace. Quote
only1swanny Posted August 25, 2021 Posted August 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Mr Grey said: Charlie Watts, 80, brown bread Had that horrid feeling when he dropped out of the upcoming tour last month. He looked quite frail when they did their online gig during lockdown and he did air drums.. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 25, 2021 Posted August 25, 2021 Why don't they get a taxidermist automaton maker to stuff him and install mechanics so he could continue to keep beat for them. Being dead he wouldn't get a cut of the profits either. Dave Lombardo as replacement is just mental. Apart from the black guy who replaced paedophile Bill Wyman, all the remaining members would probably peg it from heart failure trying to keep up with him (Lombardo). Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, H said: Ted Dexter finally out. R.I.P Ted Didnt think he was that ill, thought he only had the runs 😞 Quote
RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: R.I.P Ted Didnt think he was that ill, thought he only had the runs 😞 That's pushing the boundaries of good taste. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 20:18, H said: Don Everly of the Everly Brothers. Aged 84. Bye, bye Love. X Took me a while to think that one up. Expect a similar pun about Charlie Watts sometime around Bonfire Night... Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 4 hours ago, H said: Ted Dexter finally out. That thing about the coroner/serial killer was rubbish... Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 5 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: That's pushing the boundaries of good taste. i was knocked for six when i heard Quote
RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: i was knocked for six when i heard He had a good innings tbf. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 Andy Michael off Gogglebox. Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella... Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 17 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: He had a good innings tbf. god knows how old, stumped if i know.. Quote
MickyD Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 Just now, Breightmet Boy said: god knows how old, stumped if i know.. You crease me up, BB. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, MickyD said: You crease me up, BB. yer daft bat Quote
Traf Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: Andy Michael off Gogglebox. Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella... Tanned bloke who ran for UKIP? Quote
Rudy Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: Andy Michael off Gogglebox. Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella... His son is a right fanny Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, Rudy said: His son is a right fanny I think he can be forgiven if his dad's just pegged it... What should he do? Shrug his shoulders, say "Oh well, shit happens..." then stroll off from the deathbed whistling? Quote
MickyD Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 8 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: yer daft bat Just thought I’d bail you out. Quote
Casino Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: Andy Michael off Gogglebox. Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella... Thought the daughter was OK but the son, what a twat Didn't a younger daughter appear when elder one went to Uni Anyway, only gogglebox that I really cared about were Leon and June A perfect couple Show us yer nicks Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted August 28, 2021 Posted August 28, 2021 13 hours ago, Casino said: Thought the daughter was OK but the son, what a twat Didn't a younger daughter appear when elder one went to Uni Anyway, only gogglebox that I really cared about were Leon and June A perfect couple Show us yer nicks Yeah, bit chubby but still had a bit of appeal. I’d of knocked a nail in it anyhow Quote
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