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Eammon Holmes, drunk on poitin (for a change) and shambling around, unsteady on his feet and slurring his words - due to his Lorazepam addiction has just been on TV-AM...

He described the late drummer as; "an English c*nt", "an old tw*t" and a "useless fecker"...

He then went on a non-sequiteur tirade against hippopotamus's, before stripping his shirt off to reveal his numerous tattoos - mostly related to the Real I.R.A. organisation he founded, but also ones of Roy Keane, hunger striker Bobby Sands and American pop singer Pink.

He then lunged at Ranvir Singh attempting to grope her breasts and drag her to her feet to drunkenly (him, not her) dance an Irish jig...

They cut to a break and when they returned Holmes had been removed.

The man is a disgrace and a potential menace.

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16 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Charlie Watts, 80, brown bread

Had that horrid feeling when he dropped out of the upcoming tour last month. 

He looked quite frail when they did their online gig during lockdown and he did air drums.. 

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Why don't they get a taxidermist automaton maker to stuff him and install mechanics so he could continue to keep beat for them.

Being dead he wouldn't get a cut of the profits either.

Dave Lombardo as replacement is just mental.

Apart from the black guy who replaced paedophile Bill Wyman, all the remaining members would probably peg it from heart failure trying to keep up with him (Lombardo).

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9 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said:

Andy Michael off Gogglebox.  Its him that has a hippy son that talks like Neil from the Young Ones, you know the fella...

Thought the daughter was OK but the son, what a twat

Didn't a younger daughter appear when elder one went to Uni

Anyway, only gogglebox that I really cared about were Leon and June

A perfect couple

Show us yer nicks

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13 hours ago, Casino said:

Thought the daughter was OK but the son, what a twat

Didn't a younger daughter appear when elder one went to Uni

Anyway, only gogglebox that I really cared about were Leon and June

A perfect couple

Show us yer nicks

Yeah, bit chubby but still had a bit of appeal.  I’d of knocked a nail in it anyhow

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